Lucifer threw off the Goddess of ponies. He summoned a flaming blade of light. "ENOUGH! FOR I WILL-" Anonymous grabbed the blade and threw it aside, before ramming her head against his. She turned around and bucked him with the
muscular legs of a goddess, sending Lucifer into the wall.
"Woo! Go get him girlll!" Discord shouted, snapping his fingers. A cheer leader outfit appear on Jessica and Luna, while one formed on top of Celestia's (who is in Anonymous's body) suit.
Lucifer wrestled Anonymous to the ground. "I could offer you anything you desired! But no, you-"
"Yo Lucifer Mc Buzzleflabberpants! Watch THIS!" Anonymous grabbed Lucifer around the waist, and suplexed him. The ground cracked as Lucifer crumpled. Anonymous tossed the Father of Lies aside. "Honestly, I always imagined you as a goat man. But considering that you are a deceiver, Angel Form kinda makes sense."
"Somepony tell me what the CRAP! is going on." Jessica demanded.
Anonymous and Discord shrugged.
Jessica frowned. "I'm talking about Dad and Princess Celestia."
"Ohhhh..." Discord rubbed his chin. "Well, I did that as a prank, but that's a good thing, seeing as Somehow Anonymous is a better fighter."
"Better wrestler. I know how to fight up real close. That's something the equine race really doesn't do." Anonymous explained. Her eyes snapped wide with a realization. "Wait, dad?"
Jessica coughed. "Let's change the subject."
Anonymous nodded. "Discord, I need two dozen eggs, a spatula, one of those poofy chef hats, and an automatic slapper."
Discord snapped said items into existence. "There you go!" Anonymous set the slapper against Discord. It was snapped away before he could get slapped. "Nice try but-" Anonymous slapped Discord. "... Well done."
"Celestia, Discord put a glamour on yo tush so it would look massive." Anonymous said, pointing at her rump.
"I see that." Celestia said, glaring at Discord. "And I want it removed."
"To be honest though, you do need a little more thickness in the hipness." Anonymous said, scratching her rump. "It be a little too slim."
Celestia opened his mouth to object, before rubbing his chin. "Fair enough."
"Hey, can you swap their bodies back?" Jessica asked.
"Hang on I wanna do something real quick." Anonymous quickly said. She rushed up to Lucifer, grabbed him by the wings, and kneed him in the gut. "Go back to hell, alright?"
***
The mane six teleported into the grand throne room, ready to fight the dark hordes. Twilight frowned, seeing Luna and Anonymous eating fried eggs, with Celestia holding a spatula and a chef hat on her head. On her flank were some eggs. Discord was nearby, with a row of butts of multiple different sizes. And finally, there was a large, handsome, muscular human with wings and a black eye leaving through a portal.
"Nope! Nope nope nope nope..." Applejack took off running, already fearing the insanity. She ran down the hall, only to be dragged back in by Jessica.
"Okay... Somepony tell me what happened here." Twilight said, rubbing her head.
"Well, it all started this morning when I woke up." Anonymous began.
Pinkie pulled out a note book, taking notes and making doodles. Suddenly, her doodles became noodles as Discord slurped them up. "Hey! My pasta pictures!"
"My complements to the artist!" Discord said. "Did you make them with the sauces?"
"Well of course!" Pinkie said in a somewhat offended tone. "If I didn't, how would people know how flavorful it is?!"
THE END!