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// Chapter 10 A Derpy day 
// Story: A Behemoth in Equestria (cancelled) 
// by Fanskapet 
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Ponyville a few minutes after the ponynapping.



"Man it`s so hot today."
Lyra said as she laid back on the usual bench in the park.

"Yeah Celestia sure overdid herself today.... do you hear screaming?"
Bonbon said as she sat up..

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!"
A brown and purple blur screamed as it flew over their bench.

"Was that a human?"
Lyra said as she blinked a few times.

"You think everything is a human, i swear-"
Bonbon said before noticing the ground shaking, turning her head towards where the sounds was eminating from, her jaw dropping as a huge purple creature jumped over them and running after the brown and purple blur.

"Raaaaagh!"
Vilefor growled as he ran after the brown pony.

This is ridiculous, how can it run so fast and with another pony on it?
Vilefor thought as he kept running with his tongue hanging out.

"Ooh you`re fast."
A female voice said, making Vilefor turn his head towards his back, only to see a pink ponys face smiling back at him.

"W-what the hell?"
Vilefor said as he kept running, confused how and where the pony came from.

"Hi i`m Pinkie Pie and you are about to run into Carousel boutique."
The pony apparently named Pinkie said pointing a hoof forward.

"Eh?"
Vilefor said as he turned his head towards the way she was pointing.

Man i hate these ponies.
Vilefor thought as he dug his claws in the ground to try and stop himself, only for the claws to get stuck on the cobblestones making him tumble face first into the boutique, while at the same time launching Pinkie into the air, with a loud *yelp*.

"Grrmrmbrgl."
Was all Vilefor said as he pulled out his front arms and head from the rubble, pulling with him numerous expensive looking fabrics and a small white unicorn holding onto one of his horns.

"Oh Celestia!"
"Dragon!"
"Beast!"
"A demon!!"
"It got Sweetie Belle!!"

I got a what?
Vilefor thought as he ripped the fabrics away from his face, and sitting down on his back legs, noticing a wide eyed little white unicorn hanging onto his horn.

Oh well shit, guess that is a Sweetie Belle.
Vilefor thought as he tried to angle his horns to prevent the little pony from falling off.

"It`s trying to eat her!!"
"We are all doomed!"
"Muffin."

"I`m not trying to eat it! i am trying to prevent it from falling! and who the hell said muffin?"
Vilefor shouted back as he tried to reach the little filly holding onto his horn.

"It can talk!"
"Call the guards!!"
"Call the wonderbolts!"
"Panic everybody panic!"
Several ponies screamed as they ran in random directions, except one lone grey wall eyed pegasus, who was oblivious to everything else, was happily chewing on a muffin with closed eyes and a happy smile.

"Wait don`t gah........"
Vilefor said before hanging his head with a heavy sigh.

"Eep."

"Ups sorry."
Vilefor said as he noticed the little unicorn almost falling off.

"Eh you wanna get off?"
He asked the unicorn, getting a series of quick nods from it, as it kept staring into his eyes.

"Okay then, there you go."
Vilefor said as he laid down on the ground and let it get off his horn, swallowing loudly as it got down on its little hooves, shaking slightly as it wobbled slowly away.

"*Sigh* you want to panic too?"
He asked as he turned around and looked at the grey pegasus.

"Eeeeh nope."
The grey pegasus said after thinking about it for a second.

"Riiiight.............so what are you eating?"
Vilefor asked the weird wall eyed pegasus.

"Carrot muffin, want one?"
The pegasus said, digging her head into her brown bag and pulling out another muffin towards Vilefor.

"....Thanks?"
Vilefor said as he took the muffin in his claws and sat down next to the smiling pegasus.

"You are purple and big."
She said as she took another bite from her muffin.

"Well you are grey and small."
Vilefor countered as he swallowed the muffin.

"Heh guess you`re right, i`m Ditzy Doo but everyone else call me Derpy."
She said holding out a hoof towards Vilefor.

"Vilefor."
He said shaking the pegasus hoof with his finger.

"I never seen you before, are you new in Ponyville?"
Ditzy asked as she looked up at the big purple creature.

"Uhm yes just arrived yesterday."
Vilefor said looking back at the weird pegasus.

Weird feels like i`m forgetting something.
He thought as he stroked his chin.

"Aww out of muffins, well time to head home."
Ditzy said as she looked inside the bag, sighing a bit before closing it and standing up.

"Wanna come?"
She said as she looked up at the creature again.

"Sure why not."
Vilefor said after looking around himself.

This is to weird to let it pass.
He thought as he followed the grey pegasus.

"So what brings you to Ponyville?"
Ditzy asked after a while of walking in silence.

"Oh uh i don´t really remember."
Vilefor said scratching his head as he walked.

"Oh don`t feel bad, it happens to me all the time."
Ditzy said as she flew up and patted him on the head.

"You are a weird pegasi, you know that?"
Vilefor said as ditzy landed in a heap.

"Yup, oh we are here."
Ditzy said with a giggle as she got up again and pointed a hoof to a small house, with a big back yard at the edge of Ponyville.

"Oh you got a nice house Ditzy, but i think it`s a bit to small for me."
Vilefor said as he lowered his head to look in through a window.

"Oh i think you are right........how about lunch in the backyard?"
Ditzy said as her eyes aligned to look between Vilefor and her house.

"Eh that works, what will we have?"
Vilefor asked as they both walked around the house.

".......i don`t know."
Ditzy said staring forward before furrowing her eyebrows.

"Ah it`s no rush, i don`t really have anywhere to be."
Vilefor said.

Except there was something i was supposed to do, damn my brain seriously damn it hard.
Vilefor thought as he laid down on the grass.













yes i know i went the muffin loving Ditzy but frankly my fans i don`t give a damn, man it was hard to continue this story from last chapter lol, and yes in my story Twilight don`t teleport from the back off Caramel deal with it.