I was back at the castle in the exact same spot. Everyone is staring at me.
"Bruh. Why am I still here?", I ask to no one in particular.
"You are now a host.", said a deep voice from the door. All of us turn to look at who said that. It was the rock sphere with 'E' on it. I'll call it E-ball.
"Another element of harmony?", Twilight said with shock.
"If you call me an element of harmony, I will turn you into a pebble and throw you into the ocean, Do you understand, Twilight Sparkle?", the sphere said angrily as the cracks on it slowly became bigger.
"How do you know my name?!", Twilight asked with confusion and a bit of anger.
"I know all of your names. You are Apple Jack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity.", E-ball said as he looked at them with the E acting as an eye. "You are the ruler of Equestria and the overrated day, Princess Sunbut- Celestia.", E-ball said as he looked at her. "You are the two other rulers of Equestria. Princess Luna and Nightmare Moon."
He looked at me now, "You are the chosen one, Lonely Gear." The cracks on his form were huge and it looked like he would break apart any moment.
"Chosen for what?", Princess Celestia asked.
"For ligma." My attention was instantly captured and I focused on Celestia falling into the trap.
"What's ligma?", she said making a mistake.
"Ligma Balls.", he said as he exploded in a flash of light. I closed my eyes to not make my headache worse and snickered at Celestia's mistake. The light faded and there was a... plain black watch floating where E-ball once was. Twilight immediately grabbed it in her magic to study it. She got a rather nasty shock when the watch summoned lightning to beat her. It started floating to me. I could see the princess' and nightmare's shocked faces as it wrapped itself around my left foreleg. While I appreciated black colo(u)r, this is too much.
'My headache is getting better.', I thought.
'No need to thank me.', Another voice said in my mind. My eyes widen and I try to look around to find out who did that.
'I'm the watch that you're wearing, Dumbass.', the voice said. I focused on the watch. It's face was black and the hand and numbers were white.
'Aight Imma introduce myself like a gentle man.'
"Hello, my name is Arnold and I'm one of the three elements of disharmony. I'm currently in the form of a watch.", Arnold said nonchalantly.
"If you are shocked because of my existence, it is not my problem.", he added.
'Was that a pun?', I asked mentally.
'Yesn't', he replied mentally.
"How was I chosen? Like what criteria did I fall in?", I asked because I was still a bit confused about why it chose me.
"The elements of disharmony have common criteria and special criteria for themselves. The common criteria is that the bearer must be someone who fits the criteria. You fit the criteria and that is why you are chosen.", the watch said aloud. Everyone else was glaring at me and preparing to beat me up for doing something evil. I observed the scene for a moment and decided to make an evil scheme but first I had to get my book that I forgot.
"Twilight, can you return my book?", I asked politely.
"I would have said no but it is impossible to read the chicken scratch in it.", she said as she levitated the book to me. I frowned a bit as I opened the book to see if it was damaged but it seemed fine. I just needed my glasses to read it without positioning it 6 inches away from my face.
"Any of you know how to fix my glasses?", I said as I picked up the remains with levitation.
"Why should we help you? You are an element of disharmony and a bad guy!", rainbow shouted as she got ready to attack.
"I'm not evil yet because I didn't announce my plan like an idiot. I don't even have an actual, smart plan yet.", I said growing a bit frustrated. I just want my glasses back. A dark blue aura surrounds my glasses and fixes them. I put them on seeing clearly again.
"Thank you Nightmare moon. Your help is greatly appreciated.", I said as I look back at the book.
"But how are you still here?", I asked realizing Nightmare was still alive.
"I have no clue about why I still live.", she says in a low volume. Happy with the answer, I look back at the pages of the book.
"Are you sure you can't read this?", I ask.
"Yes, it is literally impossible.", Twilight answered.
"This is not written in your language and therefore it is chicken scratch? If your answer is yes then get out of my sight.", I say angrily. I forgot to mention that the book was written in Hindi. Twilight calling it chicken scratch nearly triggered me.
"You can read that?! Tell me how!", she shouts as she suddenly is in front of me. Her instant travel makes me jump back in surprise. I immediately think of some prank that I could play on her.
'Before you start evil-ing can you get the other element that is here in the castle?', Arnold asks in my mind. I think for a moment and answer.
'Lead the way.'
Instantly, I felt compelled to get to a different part of the castle. I can't walk there because of the ponies that are opposing me. I just teleport away.