//------------------------------// // Chapter 4: A Nuckelavee With Severe Diarrhea Problems. // Story: The Day I was Reincarnated To Equestria // by ItsAceHerobrineAS //------------------------------// Weeks after Nightmare Moon's Defeat. "Nuckelavee, huh. Isn't that a demonic horse?" I randomly thought of it as I slammed my hooves on my bed in frustration. "FORKING TWITTER!! THEY HAVEN'T COOLED DOWN FOR A DECADE NOW!" I yelled as I smashed my soft pillow. "Why am I yelling so early in the morning? I should be preparing breakfast by now." I thought as I exited my bedroom and headed at my kitchen to prepare breakfast. Few moments later after eating. I headed towards the local library and read some light novels and such. On my way towards the library, me and Yuri come across at each other. We decided to go together, since we have nothing to do at this day. As we reached the library, I went inside first. "Helloooo, Twilight? Do you have some violent fiction novels in your shelves?" I asked. "You never change Ace! You are still looking for violent stories and such?" Yuri teased. "Well, I'm craving for some violent novels right now!" I talked back. As we both went inside further, we saw Twilight holding two golden tickets towards Spike. And Spike refused receiving the ticket. Few seconds later, Twilight noticed us both and greeted us. "Morning, Ace and Yuri! What brings you here!" Twilight greeted. "I'm looking for violent novels." I answered. "And I'm tagging along with Ace, cause' I have nothing to do right now." Yuri answered. "Violence huh? I think I found something related to fighting. Oh, that shelf!" Twilight said as she pointed at the shelf that has some webs on it. And it seems it was untouched for months or years. "Okay... Thanks man!" I thanked. "You're welcome!" Twilight greeted back. "Oh Ace, After reading, make sure to put your book on a table. Don't worry, I'll just put that back." Twilight reminded me. "Okay!" I agreed. As I looked through that shelf, I could see some titles such as: "The Equestrian War" "Terrors Of War" "The Terrors Of War Vol. 2" "How To Basic: Fighting Violently and Elegantly With Discipline." "These ain't novels, but history and guide books!" I complained but I accepted it anyway I grabbed the "Terrors of War Vol.1" book and it's like an inch thick. But hey, atleast it's readable. As Yuri and I were focused at the book. We didn't noticed Rainbow and Applejack just barged in inside the library without knocking. "Twilight, Twilight! Did you decided on who you will give the extra ticket?" Rainbow asked in desperation. "No Rainbow! She will give de tickets to meh!" Applejack protested. Both of them were fighting verbally. Over a ticket. "I don't know what the hell is going on but, why are you mares fighting with tht ticket!?" I asked, angrily. "Its the ticket for the Grand Galloping Gala!" Rainbow said, happily. "It's one of de amazin' events in Canterlot!" AJ also said it, hapilly. "Don't tell me you are going to get the extra ticket with yourself Ace!" Rainbow said, suspecting me. "Look man, I am not interested with stuff like that. You guys can fight, but make sure you guys are quiet and can make up with each other later." I said, returning back at the book. Minutes later, the other three went inside the library. And they were having a long quarrel. Thankfully, Twilight ran off somewhere else and the five loud mares finally went out, following her. "Finally, eternal peace..." I said, calmly. Few minutes later, we heard a ruckus somewhere within the library. "NOW WHAT NOW!?" I snapped as I slammed the book, closing it. I explored the library, finding the source of the noise. Minutes later, I didn't found anything that makes a noise. "Must be a wind." I said, as I opened the closet of the library. Boy... We were surprised. ======================== ======================== ======================== The dustpans, the brooms, and some other cleaning materials and tools are a mess! As we looked around, we saw a red colt, not a stallion, but a colt. A pinkish-red colt with dark red hair and four grey-reddish horns on his head, making him look like a samurai. "Agay, gago. Sakita sa lawas nako oi." (Translation: Ouch, damn. My body is aching, dang it.) The colt complained with a familiar voice. We were stunned, an unknown creature or pony speaks with our native language. "Buang! Kinsa man ni!?" (Translation: This is crazy! Who the hell is this guy!?) I was surprised, really surprised. I talked back with our native language, so I could verify if he just researched out our language or he's just reincarnated. "Og kinsa man sad ka!?" (Translation: And who the heck are you!?) The colt asked. "Looks like this colt is reincarnated, he didn't stutter and his accent didn't sound weird." I thought. "Let's speak English, shall we? Since I found out you're reincarnated. Let's introduce ourselves. I said, calming the panicking colt. And we all calmed down. And the colt sighed. "I am Thousmay, a twenty-five year old salaryman." The colt introduced. And it was a looooong silence. "Hey, Yuri. You thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked Yuri. "Yes, Ace... This is very shocking." He answered. "Hey... What are you guys talking about?" The colt asked. "DO YOU RECOGNIZE US!?" Both of us asked, at the same time. "WTF? Who are you?" Thous was very confused. Really confused. "I'm Ace, your old friend and classmate. And I'm currently a draconid right now. And if you search it online, there's an article out there that fluffy furry dragons are called 'Draconids'." I introduced myself. "And I'm Yuri, also your old friend. And I'm a Lycanthrope. I don't know what that means but I know it's related to wolves." Yuri introduced himself. And an another loooong slience. "Is that you guys?" He asked. "Yah!" We answered. And he jumped at me, gave a big hug. "It's been a decade man! It's been a decade!" He said, shedding a speck of tear. Trying so hard not to cry. Few minutes later... The closet was a tight place so we sat down on a chair and talked about it. "So, Thous... How did you die?" I asked. "I think it might be the clichè'd way possible on isekai anime deaths!" Yuri joked. "Now that's a tad bit disrespectful." I scolded Yuri. "What did he mean clichè?" Thous asked, and was confused. "He means... Death by being hit by a truck." I answered. "Anyways, this is how I died." =========================== It was a hot afternoon, in a highway. There is a large school right near the airport. Outside the school's gate, there is a Seven Eleven store and a Mcdo. It's a pretty fancy school if you ask me. There is a grown up man dressed up with black business clothes and was carrying a small cellophane containing food. And his name is Thousmay. He tiredly walked towards the pedestrian lane, and crossed it. "Salamat ginoo, walay linya sa tindahan. Kung naa palang, ma late gyod ko ani." (Translation: Thank god, there are no queue lines in that store, if there was. I'll be late right now.) He said, as his speed goes slower and slower. In his tired state, his vision became blurry a bit. He walked a bit, and he was almost halfway there. And didn't noticed a speeding truck. The truck cannot slow down, because the breaks are a bit broken. And the driver of the truck honked. Thous just realized... He was about to die. His reaction time was lacking, he tried to avoid the truck, but it was too late. The speeding truck sent him flying. And his head was bleeding. Few minutes later, he was lying in the floor, and he sees his own corpse. Touched it, but his hand phased through his body. Few minutes later on Thous' panicking state, a white glowing alicorn approached him. ==================== "And that's how I died." Thous explained. "A white alicorn!?" Me and Yuri said in unison. "Wait, how did you know about this!?" We asked each other, in unison. "Bwahahahaha, that took you long enough to realize!" A voice laughed. "Who tafak is that?" Thous asked in confusion. "Oh come on! It's me!" The alicorn said as he appeared from the closet where we found Thous. "You got some explaining to do! You stupid alicorn!" I said, a bit angry, or something, I dunno. "What?" The alicron asked. "Um, uh... Sigh... Why did you reincarnate us so that we can be together again?" I asked. "Well... You better find that out yourself! Gotta go! Bye!" He said his goodbyes, avoiding my question or something. And went away. "Well that was a dissapointment." Yuri said. "Anyways, enough about him. Dude, you must name your own race. Look at you! You don't like a normal pony. In order for us to fit in, in this little town. You must atleast name your race or something." I said, as I just noticed his unique looking tail. It looks like a lizard's tail, but it has a hairy part on the end. "Name huh? I don't have any clue on what should name on my species." Thous said, totally clueless. "I don't have a clue either, Thous' body haven't appeared in our old world's myths though." Yuri said, as he tried to catch Thous' wagging wail. "Hmm... Come and think of it, you kinda looked like a demon." I said, realizing something. "Hmm... Demon, ponies... Demon and ponies..." I wondered. "What Ace! You figured something out!?" Yuri said, excitedly. "Yes! Nuckelavee!" I said, loudly. "Yes! It's a good name for a species like Thous?" Yuri said, hapilly. "Whats a Nucke-something something?" Both of them asked, totally clueless, with a bubbly question mark on their heads. I facehoofed "Sigh... It's a horse-like demon. It's from Orcadian mythology." I explained. "Oh." They said. It was a long talk between us three. I told Thous that, since he has horns, well he has four of it. He might cast a bit of magic, making things float or something. And he was totally clueless and didn't have a single clue on how to cast magic and stuff. We went outside the library and we seen the main five chasing Twilight. Over a ticket! "They haven't stopped this argument yet... Sigh, this is gonna be a long day." I said, sighing as we headed back home. As we were halfway there, we have a small pep talk. "So... Since you're like a... Young colt, around the age of nine. You need a place to stay." I said. "Maaan, I want Thous to sleep on my house." Yuri demanded. "You wish, make sure you feed this colt, lol." I said, with a smirk. "Okay fine... You keep Thous, you can cook after all." Yuri said, with a disappointed face. "Why? I thought you wanted Thous to stay on you house." I chuckled. "I don't want to cook and do responsibilities for him!" Yuri complained. "Okay, okay, fine!" I said. As we trotted towards my house, Thous started to twitch. And holding his butt with his tail. "Ya okay dude?" I asked, and I was worried. "Ace... you got a toilet? Shit is about to come out." Thous said while holding his behind. "On my house. Can you still hold it or nah?" I asked. "ITS A FUCKING HELL NAH!" Thous yelled, and he's still trying hard to hold his crap. I sighed a bit, and readied my wings. "Quick! Hop on! And Yuri, you're too heavy to ride on my back! Just gallop all the way back home, okay!" I commanded and chuckled at the end while Thous is climbing on my back. "Hold tight on your ass!" I chuckled, and then dashed away. "Can you atleast let me ride you once in a while?" Yuri complained and galloped away. As we reached home. Thous immediately went to my restroom, opened the door, went inside, locked the door. And yelled like he's going to do super saiyan or something. "Dude... If you're going to do your fantasies on becoming a super saiyan,  make sure not to break my home up please." I said in a flat tone, jokingly. As I was about to sit down and eat some ready-to-eat flowers that I bought yesterday, Yuri arrived on my door, and was catching his breath. "Why did you leave me alone man?" He asked, and I'm not paying attention to his messy face. "Do you want Thous to shit on the way home?" I asked, still chomping on the daisies. "Well no! You can atleast give me a ride ya know?" He protested. I just ignored his ramblings and focused on eating the daisies. "KAAAA!" Thous was yelling on my restroom. "I hope you're not using your shit as your kamekameha or something." I thought "SHIIIII" "Well, that's odd." "TAAAAA!!" "SHIIIIIIIII!!!" "TAAAAAAA!!" "WAAAAAAAAAAVE!!" As he yelled, I could hear a loud fart, and smelled something disturbing. I spat out my daisies I've been eating, losing my appetite. "WHAT... THE... FUCK THOUS!!!" I yelled as I dashed to the toilet. Boy, it was a mess... The toilet was overflowing, the walls are splashed with feces. This may be disturbing, but the color of the feces are yellow with a green hue with it. I was dumbfounded and speechless at the same time. Yuri laughed, "Good luck cleaning the toilet Ace! BWAHAHAHAHA" "Dude... you have diarrhea right?" I asked. "I... think that's a yes... How did you know?" Thous said, totally confused. "Because... you have green hue on your shit." I said, still dumbfounded. (Note: I researched something related to diarrhea for this chapter. And there was an answer on google that if you have your diarrhea, your mess will most likely have green hue in it. Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/digestive-health/why-is-my-poop-green#:~:text=Sometimes%20when%20you%20have%20diarrhea,bile%20salts%20in%20your%20body. ) As we were done talking, I helped Thous to clean his mess. And I also forced Yuri to help me clean. After the cleaning session, the three of us bathed. It's kinda weird but it's fine. We're naked all day after all, and there's no private parts to hide. After that, I cooked the two of them some pancakes with daisy petals on top as garnish. Thous grossed out at first, but he got used to it. Me and Yuri taught him common sense and some other important things. We don't want other ponies to label him as a weirdo or a disrespectful pony after all. =========================== Sunset =========================== Yep, it's finally sunset. Yuri was watching some isekai anime on his phone... Thous was playing some games on computer... And me, just preparing dinner. It was a silent, peaceful sunset. Untill Twilight barged in and tried to close the door but the main five managed to get in. They were loud, and I'm not happy with it. I sighed, and yelled. "WILL YOU SIX SHUT THE FUCK UP!?" The six of them stopped and looked at me, with concerned, and dirty looks. "Such language..." Fluttershy said. "Ace darling, your language." Rarity was concerned. "Well that's rude." Rainbow said. I facehoofed. As I was about to open my mouth, Spike went inside and tried to catch his breath. "Sorry about... this Ace... I tried to stop them... but they're too fast..." Spike apologized, and he's very exhausted. "It's fine Spike... But that's one big mouth you have there Rainbow!" I accepted Spike's apology and went straight to the point. "What?" Rainbow was surprised. "Forgive my language, but I ain't the only one who's rude here!" I yelled. "Who?" Rainbow asked, cluelessly. "The six of you! You guys just barged in without permission! And you guys are also very loud! Don't tell me the reason why you guys are arguing, because I already knew it." I scolded. The six felt bad, they felt embarrassed, and apologized. "Wow Ace, you're still Asian even though you lived in this dimension for a decade now." Yuri joked, and then smirked. "LAMAW! He sounds like my father!" Thous also joked. "What the fuck guys? And what's with the 'lmao'?" I said, concerned, and annoyed at the same time. The two of them laughed. "Asian? Lamaw?" The main six asked in confusion, and their heads are tilted to the side. "Let me explain that." Thous said. "Uhh, Ace... Who's that red horned colt?" Twilight asked, and still confused. "Dude, help me introduce." Thous said, wants to do a favor. "No, you do it." I said coldly in a flat tone while chopping some flower petals on the counter. "Oh, come on!" He complained. "Fine then! I am Thousmay, a young nuck-something-something.-" "It's 'Nuc-ke-la-vee' " "Yes, Nuckelavee. A demonic hor-" He paused as I intevened. "Pony, not the 'h' word." I said, as I squeezed some flower juices. "A demonic pony. Not really evil, but I just look like one! And I'm reincarnated!" Thous introduced, enthusiastically. And the whole room went silent, except with the random japanese sentences from Yuri's phone. "Reincarnated?" The six of them were surprised. "REINCARNATED!!!??" The six of them yelled in surprise. Not gonna lie, the decibles on the yell they made is the same as a motorcycle engine. It was a long sunset... Fluttershy kept hugging Thous, Rarity was measuring his body, Rainbow and Twilight were inspectioning him closer, Applejack gave him apples, and Pinkie was tying balloons on his upper horns, and she was dancing. After that, the main six introduced themselves. Then the three of us explained what is 'Asian' and 'lmao'. And went back straight to the point. "Anyways... So... How you guys are going to make up with each other? You six argued earlier after all." I asked. The six of them brainstormed. Untill Twilight found the solution. "Let's send back the tickets!" Twilight said, grabbing the two tickets from nowhere using her magenta-colored telekinesis magic. The others were a bit hesitant, but they agreed anyway. If they couldn't share the tickets with each other, just send it back. Not gonna lie, that's one the most difficult choice she made. Even us former humans can't make that decision. How selfless you really are... "Spike! Write a letter!" Twilight commanded. "Yes!" Spike agreed as he grabbed a paper, and a quill from nowhere. "Dear Princess Celestia, Earlier this morning, five of my friends were arguing over my extra ticket for the galloping galla. And I was running away from them, trying my best to make a good decision on who should I invite with. Thanks to Ace, Yuri, and his newly reincarnated old friend, Thousmay. They gave me an idea. I will return the two tickets back. And the lesson I learned today... Sometimes, you have to make the hardest decision. Not just for yourself, but for all of us. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle." "And send it Spike!" Twilight commanded as she placed the two tickets inside the scroll. And Spike ignited it with green flames. And the letter was burned to ashes. "Wow, thats... You wasted paper..." I said, a bit disappointed. "Don't worry Ace. Spike just sent the letter." Twilight said, comforting me. "Oh, ok." I was astonished. We all laughed, and hugged. Hugging together with friends is better than dancing in a party alone after all. A few seconds later, Spike felt sick and vomited an ember of paper that magically turns into a scroll. "What?" I asked myself, confused. "Princess Celestia's letter!" Twilight enthusiastically opened the letter. And was happily surprised. "That really is a hard decision, you value your friends more than yourself. I'm so proud of you. In return for your good deeds, the nine of you will get your own tickets. Have fun with the galla. And also, this is a welcome party for your new friend, Thousmay. Signed, by Princess Celestia." Twilight read the letter, and found nine golden tickets. And the six of them cheered. "Looks like Princess Celestia also invited the three of you!" Twilight said, handing the three tickets to us. "Man, I personally don't like going to some parties or gatherings like that. But, since we we're invited by the princess, of course I will accept. What you say guys? Wanna go?" I accepted the offer and asked my two friends if they want to come. They both hesitated, but they agreed anyways. "Alrighty then! Let's go to the party!" Pinkie cheered. The seven of us galloped, while me and Rainbow Dash flew. Leaving Spike behind. "Man, I wish I could also go to the gala." Spike prayed, and was disappointed. Few seconds later, he vomited a letter, and a ticket inside it. "Why didn't you say so? Here's a ticket for you Spike, for the grand galloping galla." Spike read the letter, and happily ran towards us. It was a long party, we ate cakes, pancakes, juices, and etc. Me and Yuri had to deal with Thous' diarrhea. It was embarrassing and it was not his fault. Thanks to Princess Celestia, he was given a temporary spell that he won't take a poo everytime. Man, it was a long party... =================== Morning =================== It's an another morning in Ponyville. I prepared breakfast. Yuri visited us, like normal. And the three of us had a small talk. First, Yuri kept visiting us, like everyday. So I told him to move in with us, by constructing a new section on my house. And he agreed. Second, Thous has a diarrhea problem. I don't know why, he didn't have this kind of problem when we were still in high school. So, I decided to give him a special bathroom. Whenever he has an outburst of feces, the high-pressure faucets that were mounted on the ceiling will immediately clean the walls and Thous himself. And I also decided to give him his own bedroom. And third, Thous looks like an elementary student colt. So I gave him the opportunity to attend the local school. He was hesitant, but he agreed anyways. Five days passed. I worked hard with my foraging job, and we managed to enroll Thous to a local elementary school. Yuri finally moved in with us, and has his own section on our house. And Thous also has his own section. I still remember the day, when the house was finally done in construction. I didn't gave it a name yet. But when Yuri moved in and Thous was reincarnated here... We finally have a name for the house... Tensai Bakemono Residence. With our love for Japanese culture. And we were reincarnated as monsters... We thought this is a pretty fitting name for our house.