Fusion Falls (old version)

by madhat886


Headhunters

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A crowd had gathered in front of the Mystery Shack who have all came for the grand reopening of the wax museum. Many people had come to see it, including the Scotdale sisters. The sisters had taken a liking to the Mystery Shack and had dragged their little sister Sunset along for the ride, well not drag just one of them grabbing her and carrying her over their shoulders. With Sunset yelling at their mom and dad about it, with them just saying to have fun while they were out. Which is normal for the family with the older sisters grabbing Sunset and taking her with them.

"That's why I'm here," Sunset said sitting on a chair with her arms cross as she sat next to Dipper and Wendy. Next to her is Sunrise who unlike her twin is still dress in overalls and has her hair in a pony tail.

"I can relate, I'm out numbered by my younger brothers," Wendy said.

"Me and Sunrise are 16 with Alana, and Oban being the closest to our age at 20," Sunset said.

"I'm 15 myself," Wendy said.

"Really?" Sunset ask looking at her.

"I'm just growing tall thanks to my dad," Wendy said.

"While, I'm on the short end, thanks to Sunrise being slightly taller with my older sisters at the shortest being 6'10", and both of them, Alana, and Oban still not done growing," Sunset said.

"So, everyone else but you two are multiple births?" Dipper ask Sunrise and Sunset, seeing how they’re the same person but from different worlds.

"Yup with mom had everything from two pairs of eights and one nine," Sunrise said.

"So many sisters," Wendy said.

"This is nothing, only half of our sisters are here," Sunset said.

"What?" both of them ask.

"We have 58 older sisters in all," Sunrise said.

"Then where are the others?" Wendy ask.

"Got married, moved away to start a life on their own, got job offers out of state, join the army, navy, air force, and all that. These are the ones who still lived at home to help out at the ranch before mom and dad sold it," Sunset explains.

“The house was always full of us kids, even when the older ones move out there was always another batch to replace them. Up till me and Sunset came along,” Sunrise said thinking of how by the time she was born the older batch of sisters were already left home only to be replaced by more kids.

"How did your mom manage to have all of you and your sisters?" Dipper ask.

"She is very big to begin with," Sunset said.

“Moms over 9 feet tall,” Sunrise said.

"What? She’s that big?” Dipper ask.

"Haven't you seen her yet?" Wendy ask Dipper.

"No, I haven't," Dipper answers.

"You know my dad, Manly Dan? Well Sunset's dad is just as big as him, while her mom is even bigger," Wendy said.

"Mom was just able to handle having so many children because she was just so big," Sunset said. (1)

“And some of our sisters are that big too,” Sunrise said.

"So, any nieces and nephews yet?" Dipper ask.

"Sister Ann, Bella, Celly, Debby, Ellen, Fanny, Ginny....," Sunset was listing off.

"Wait did your parents name your older sisters alphabetically?" Wendy ask.

"After they learn they were having our 9 older sisters at once they decided to name them by the alphabet. Which they stop after having Xanthia, Yelena, and Zaida," Sunset explains.

"Wow," Dipper said.

"But so far of our sisters who are have kids there are just 14 right now," Sunrise said.

"Really?" Wendy ask.

"I know you would expect that they would all take after mom but most of them are just waiting till they have the money to afford having kids. Money was always tight at home," Sunset said.

“We all had to make our own money. With me I collected cans and bottles to recycle,” Sunrise said.

"It's one of the reasons why Sunset's sisters all went into sports to help them pay for college, using one of those things where someone else pays for your school for playing a sport," human Rainbow Dash said who is sitting nearby.

"So, are all your sisters like this?" Dipper ask waving to how all of them are tall and powerfully built. With Sunrise being buffer and taller than Sunset.

"You mean all of them are powerful amazons? Yes pretty much all of them are like that. All the farm work we do at the ranch has given us all working farm muscles. Of course there is Karen and Veronica who are working as doctors, a bunch of engineers from auto, buildings and other stuff, not to mention Oriana who is working in bio tech. But all of them are still amazons," Sunset said.

“The reason why I’m bigger than Sunset is because I work around the farm more than her and eat a lot more meat,” Sunrise said.

“I was still in the mindset of a pony while growing up as in not eating meat and while she and the others did house work I was busy learning how to use the machines, repair them and help with the budget of the farm,” Sunset said.

"Tell me about it," human Applejack said who's there as well.

"Applejack always comes in second to my sisters at the country fair. Unless more then one of my sisters enter the event and sometimes comes in last place. Of course my family is ban from having more then one member in an event, after that one year where all the 1st to 3rd places was taken up by my family," Sunset said.

"Wow and, I thought my family was big," Lincoln said who is there with the other campers.

"How many in your family?" Sunset ask.

"I have 10 sisters," Lincoln said.

"Lucky you," Sunset said.

“I always did wonder what it be like to have a brother,” Sunrise said.

“Was that the reason why your parents had so many kids. They were trying for a son?” Wendy asked.

“Well, that’s one reason,” Sunrise said.

"By the way why are all of you here?" Sunset asked.

"Pinkie," Applejack and Rainbow Dash said.

"Which one?" Sunset ask.

"The pony one," both girls said pointing to said pony sitting nearby.

"She gave out fliers to just about everyone," Lincoln said showing Sunset a flyer.

"Everyone is here for free pizza?" Sunset ask reading the flyer.

"Aren't you?" Ronnie ask.

"Nope, sisters pick me up and carried me here," Sunset said.

“We do that all the time,” Sunrise said.

On the stage Stan clears his throat over the microphone getting everyone's attention.

"You all know me, folks! Town darling, 'Mr. Mystery.' Please, ladies, control yourselves!" Stan said over the microphone.

Ronnie wondered which ladies he's talking about and look to the older women of the camp group. Which Milla Vodello, Gloriosa Daisy, Huntress Wizard, Violet and Gwen who came along with the campers all shared a look with each other and shake their heads. Ronnie turn to Sunset's older sisters who all pointed to three women in the audience staring blankly ahead, who have flies swarming around them.

Ronnie look at one of the women who is wearing a high collar grey jacket that covered most of her lower face and wore a pair of sunglasses with a wide brim hat, there was something off about her as it looks like there are cracks on her face, but then she figures she must be a non-human. Or someone who use to be magical but after the merge had affected them thanks to being in the middle of a spell when it happen. And now cover themselves up when there was nothing plastic surgery could do for them.

Like the strange man sitting near her. He’s wearing a dark green suit with a well-pressed shirt and tie, polished shoes, a white handkerchief in his pocket, and a well-brushed hat. Who has a floating pair of blueish gloves, and a matching floating head. Like in that Rayman guy in the game of the same name or something like that.

"As you know, I always bring the people of this fair town and the new ones since the merge novelties and befuddlements, the likes of which the world, has never known. But enough about me. Behold... me!" Stan shouted as he uncovers Wax Stan.

Soos makes a fanfare sound on his keyboard, then makes a "Ye-ah! Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah!" sound. Two people in the audience politely clap and someone coughs. Right before Sunset's sisters who like the stuff Stan has cheered, causing many to stare at Sunset.

"They like this kind of stuff," Sunset said.

"And now a word from our own Mabelangelo!" Stan said as he waves for Mabel to come onto the stage.

"It's Mabel," Mabel said as she takes the microphone. "Thank you for coming! I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids!"

"Ewwwwww," most of the audiences said.

"Yeah. I will now take questions!" Mabel said as she points to Old Man McGucket. "You there!"

"Old Man McGucket, local kook. Are the wax figures alive? And follow-up question, can I survive the wax-man uprising?" McGucket ask.

"Um... Yes! Next question!" Mabel said pointing to Toby Determined.

"Toby Determined," said man said holding a turkey baster as if it is a microphone. "Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper. Do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world?"

"Your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby," Stan pointed out.

"It certainly is--," Toby said.

"Next question," Stan said pointing to Shandra Jimenez.

"Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter. Your flyers promised free pizza with admission to this event," she said showing the flyer. "Is this true?"

"That's suppose to say a raffle for a free pizza," Stan said holding up a pizza box with his eyes darting side to side.

"WHAT!" Rainbow Dash shouted out which many others in the audiences are getting mad as well.

"I told Pinkie over there," Stan said pointing to Pinkie the pony. "For the flyers to say one person will win a free pizza with admission."

"I thought you meant free pizza for everyone," Pinkie said sweating under the glares around her.

"There you go you all wasted time because of Pinkie there. Good night, everyone!" Stan said as he uses a smoke bomb to escape, taking the admission fee with him and leaving Pinkie by herself with an angry mob.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" the man with no face shouted out somehow while clapping. "What a wonderful waste of time!"

"He's right this was a waste of time," human Applejack said glaring at pony Pinkie.

"BYE," Pinkie said as she runs away.

"Don't worry everyone," Sunset said. "I'll just hire her again to work the dunking booth at the waterpark."

"Why would she do that?" Shandra ask.

"She needs the money," Sunset said.

“Hey the pizza box is empty!” Manny shouted out holding the empty pizza box that Stan was holding.

"That figures," Rainbow Dash said.

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The Next Day At Canterlot -

Luna pokes her head into her sister's Celestia room as she's been spending most of her time in her room. Inside she found her sister laying in bed as she has been doing since Sunset's family had moved in. Celestia had been trying to mend the bond she use to share with Sunset but all of her attempts in doing do failed. As Sunset said all of Celestia's attempts at bonding with Sunset were all outdated with Celestia still thinking that Sunset still like the things that she like as a pony.

Luna has seen how her parents, Mr and Mrs Scotdale interacted with Sunset. A far cry from how Celestia interacted with Sunset. Celestia did adopted Sunset but she treated her more as her student then as a mother as she should had been. All of her attempts at bonding with Sunset were more as a teacher trying to bond with their student and not as a mother with her child. Which Celestia finally understood as she watched from afar of how Mrs Scotdale treated Sunset, having a loving relationship between them. Which Celestia can only dream about now.

"You can't be doing this to yourself," Luna said.

"What's the point? I lost my power, my crown, my kingdom, and my daughter," Celestia said.

"Sunset did made a point. Was she even your daughter to begin with or did you just saw her as a tool to be used when, I return from the moon?" Luna ask.

"I don't even know anymore," Celestia said.

"I fail to see why the ponies thought you could do no wrong when in dealing with your family you done nothing but wrong," Luna said.

"Luna?" Celestia ask sitting up.

"It's true you're a better teacher then a mother," Luna said. "And with all the making friends you told Sunset and Twilight to do, where are your friends? The only ones who even visit you besides me and Cadance are the element bearers. And only because they mostly talk to you about the problems they're dealing with thanks to the changes that Sunset made to keep the kingdom from breaking apart and information about Twilight."

"I.... don't have friends, just subjects," Celestia said shaken from the realization.

"The Cobbler's Children Have No Shoes in effect," Luna said.

"What?" Celestia ask.

"Read it on tv tropes online. It means a character is very good at their profession but is completely unable or unwilling to use this ability to help themselves or their own family. In your case it's you being the mother figure for all the ponies except for the one that really mattered in the end, your own daughter Sunset," Luna stated. (2)

"Then what should I do?" Celestia ask.

"Don't know but if you have any hope of having any sort of meaningful relationship with Sunset you have to do it before she becomes an adult and at that point it be much too late," Luna stated. “Also you can’t even tell Sunset apart from Sunrise.”

“Yes what kind of a mother can’t tell her daughter apart from her twin,” Celestia said having made that mistake too often. While their human mother has no problems in telling the two apart.

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At the Royal Flush waterpark resort -

The Royal Flush Waterpark resort is a popular resort during the summer tourist run. But even during the fall and winter months it still is open for business thanks to the indoor pools and heated pools. There are also the spa areas, hot tubs, saunas, steam rooms, even having different types of baths, like an Asian bathhouse for those who wanted to try, for people to wash themselves after enjoying the pools. It's also one of the resorts that is partly owned by Sunset, with the waterpark being directly owned by her. One of the first resorts that open to get people to come and spend money which attached others to build their own resorts after Sunset went deep in the red to get the first resorts built and open to get the ball rolling to turn all of Equestria into a resort.

"Dude you do know that just about everyone at the wax opening has a reason to chop off the wax statue of Stan," Wendy said to Dipper.

"I know but we can write off alot of them thanks to most of them having formed a mob and are now repeatedly dunking Pinkie Pie at the dunking booth," Dipper said pointing to the dunking booth where a mob are waiting in line to dunk Pinkie. "And that the axe being left handed, them wearing a shoe that has a hole in it, and the time when it happen leaves us with only a few people to find.”

"Well, there is only a few people left on the list," Wendy said. "Hey why didn't you ask Mabel to help you?"

"I just been wanting to spend time away from her and be on my own. Also, you know more about Gravity Falls and the places around it. And that you have a trike to get us around," Dipper said.

"Yeah, it's my mom's," Wendy said.

"I haven’t seen your mom yet," Dipper said.

"Yeah, mom is always busy at work," Wendy said.

"What does she do?" Dipper asks.

"She works at the Mystic resort the Native American theme resort with most of the workers being native non-humans," Wendy said.

"You're mom is a non-human?" Dipper asks.

"She's a deer woman," Wendy said.

"Wait you mean one of those shape shifters?" Dipper ask.

"Mom met dad when he was cutting down some trees and they hook up," Wendy said. Not going into how it was dad walking onto mom and her friends having a get together. And…. She doesn’t want to think about it.

"So do you and your brothers have any powers?" Dipper ask.

"My brothers don't have any powers, besides having stronger bodies than normal, we all have the strength and speed of deers. But for me once I'm an adult, I'll be able to transform into a deer like mom," Wendy explains.

"Wait don't deer women kill men? And aren’t they the American succubi?" Dipper ask remembering reading about deer women.

"No that's not true, most of the time anyways. It does depend on what happens between the deer woman and man," Wendy said before blushing. “And for us deer women being related to succubi… yes that’s true. And I really don’t want to talk about it.”

"Oh ok," Dipper said seeing how uncomfortable the subject is making Wendy. He went back to the list of people that were at the event yesterday.

"Who's next?" Wendy ask wanting to change the subject.

"Rainbow Dash who should be working here," Dipper ask.

"Hey there's Sunset we can ask her," Wendy said spotting said girl.

Dipper look up from the list and saw Sunset in a one piece swimsuit who is talking with a shorter girl with long blonde hair who is also dress in a one piece. But what caught his attention is Sunset's sisters who are all wearing different swimsuits but with how big and shapely they are, that’s getting alot of attention from many guys and some women. Then he saw two older redheads who he guess are the parents, Mr. Scotdale who had on a pair of swim trunks and a shirt, and... Mrs. Scotdale who is dress in a one piece made to fit her body frame.

"Is that Sunset's mom?" Dipper ask.

"Yup and don't make her mad as she's super strong," Wendy said walking him over to the group.

"Hi Dipper, Wendy," Sunset said. "This is Pacifica Northwest."

"Hello," Pacifica said.

"Hi," Dipper said having flashes of images of said girl.

"Do you know where Rainbow Dash is?" Wendy ask.

"Last time I saw her she was working at the bathhouse," Sunset said.

"So, spending time with the family?" Dipper ask Sunset.

"Yes, seeing how many people are after Pinkie for making everyone think there be free pizza. I bank on it and charging them to dunk her, not to mention the fee to get into the park as well," Sunset said. "You two here to dunk her as well?"

"No, we're here to find out who went and chop off the head of wax Stan," Wendy explains.

"Well don't look at me or my sisters, they like his stuff and I don't care enough to do it," Sunset said.

"We already ruled you and your sisters out as well as anyone who couldn't had been in Gravity Falls when the chopping took place. Rainbow Dash is the next person we're going to see," Dipper said.

"Any clues?" Sunset ask.

"We have a copy of the shoe print," Dipper said holding up a piece of paper with a shoe outline and a hole in it. "We're looking for someone with feet this big and is left handed as Wendy's father being a logger saw that the axe used is a left handed one."

"Ok just remember that the bathhouse have Mr. Handies in it. They're there to stop people from messing around, and to stop tsunderas from going around and hitting guys," Sunset said earning her stares from Dipper and Wendy. "Had a bunch of Japanese magical girls coming here trying to see if the magic around Gravity Falls would give them back their spell casting magic. It didn't and there were a lot of Japanese girls going around hitting guys for anything they thought was them being perverted. Which was stupid to begin with seeing how many of them dress and not expecting for people to not stare at them. End result was many being jailed, fine and sued."

"Oh yeah I think I saw that on the news," Dipper said.

"Needless to say many of them are ban from traveling to the US now. Seeing how many of them don't understand how them going around shouting pervert and hitting people won't result in them getting the cops on them," Sunset said.

“The cops were sure busy dealing with that before the magical girl groups visiting finally got that idea across their minds,” Wendy said.

“They’re not magical girls. They’re Pokémon, only being able to use one form of attack spell and nothing else. They can’t learn other spells but for spells that come with their magical girl outfits. And how badly they fight with their powers, just standing there and shouting out attacks. And how often the leader is also the healer of the group who puts herself in danger when she should be in the back healing her teammates. And one mute spell would had taken them all out,” Sunset said.

“Not a fan of magical girls?” Wendy asked.

“She finds them insulting,” Sunrise said.

"Alright then," Dipper said as he and Wendy headed for the bath house.

Inside are people going to one of the different baths for either cleaning themselves off or to relax in one of the spas. There is a men and women's side with robot guards of Mr. Handies to keep things running smoothly. These have pincers on 2 of their arms and a pepper sprayer on the third. On the walls are pictures of the famous who have visited the resort, but what caught Dipper's attention were the magical girl groups. Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ojamajo Doremi, the many different Precure groups, Onegai My Melody, Wedding Peach, Glitter Force and Magical Meow Meow. There were also some non-Japanese magical girls, Winx Club, LoliRock, W.I.T.C.H., Angel's Friends, and Sky Dancers. He also noticed how many news clippings have been frame showing some of the Japanese magical girls and other Japanese tourist being arrested and ban from the resort.

"Alright, Dipper, I'll see you later," Wendy said as she rents a cheap swimsuit at the rental booth. Which is for customers who don't have one for themselves and can rent one for the bathhouse till they leave, which when return are wash for the next customer.

"Why are you renting a swimsuit?" Dipper ask.

"I'm going to relax in one of the hot tubs or try the hot spring. Besides, we should have some fun while we're here," Wendy said.

"Good idea," Dipper said renting a towel and swim trunks. "I always wanted to try a steam room."

"Dipper you're supposed to be naked for a steam room," Wendy pointed out.

"I know that, the trunks are for the pool afterwards," Dipper said.

After putting his things into a locker Dipper enter the steam room. The room had wooden benches and rubber mats to keep people from slipping on the wet floor. Dipper sat back and let himself relax in the steam room letting himself drift off as he used this time to remember those flashes that he's been having since the merge. The clearest images that he could remember is a rundown apartment where Mabel lives with a pig. He seems to be visiting her and giving her money to live on.

"Hey Dipper!" Soos greeted him as he enters the room, wearing just a towel like Dipper.

"Soos what are you doing here?" Dipper ask.

"Mabel has been looking for you and Wendy. I been driving her around looking for you, till we spotted Wendy's trike," Soos said.

"Where is Mabel?" Dipper asks.

"She's on the women's side enjoying the hot tub. Seeing how we're here we all might as well enjoy ourselves," Soos said.

"Oh ok," Dipper said wondering what that flash of Mabel with a pig's head was all about.

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Later -

In front of the Gravity Falls Gossiper, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos are there with Blubs, Durland and officer Public. They had narrowed it down to Toby Determined, as they had crossed off all the others. They went to the police station to tell the cops about what they found, which Blubs and Durland had waved off as it was just a wax statue. But Public seeing how many enemies that Stan Pines has, pointed out that someone might had been trying to kill him but got Wax Stan by mistake. Both Blubs and Durland are inside questioning Toby Determined while the others waited outside.

Officer Public use to be Private Public who use to work for General Specific who ran the Secret Military Organization which was chasing after a sheep name Sheep. So that Sheep could be used to power a sheep powered ray gun. And after the merge the organization was shut down and the people who use to work there had to find new jobs. Which Sunset after firing so many of the pony guards, went and hired most of the old soldiers to replace them. And Public was given a job at Gravity Falls with the help of Sunset who saw how the police force there needed to be more competent which in a year it did became better.

"Wow I still can't believe that the army thing you use to work for spent millions on trying to catch Sheep," Mabel said.

"All for a sheep powered ray gun," Wendy said wondering how that works and that it only would work on one single sheep and no other sheep. Which would make it completely useless when Sheep dies.

"I know, which is why it's been shut down," Officer Public said who's been telling the kids stories of what he use to do when he was still Private Public.

"What happen to the others?" Soos ask.

"Lady Richington lost all her money and in jail because of her attacking people with her steel wig, General Specific is now Baker Specific, Sheep and Swanky are living on the farm of Farmer John, The Angry Scientist is still working for the government and The Plot Device is working with me at the station. And Oxymoron collapses and goes bankrupt due to numerous safety violations, people dying from their quicksand rentals and life-force powered lights, constantly breaking and entering into people's homes to shoot commercials, and since the merge no one wants to buy their insane products," Public explains.

"A company that sold products that just killed the people who brought them?" Wendy asked.

"The Big City seems to be like The City in how many things are allowed to happen," Dipper said.

"Alright you all can come inside," Durland said opening the door of the newspaper building.

Once inside they were informed that Toby couldn't had been the one who chop the head off of wax Stan. He had security footage of him inside the building at both times. Which is Toby making out with a cardboard cut-out of Shandra Jimenez. He does have a hole in his shoe but as Public had told Blubs to check it against the shoe print, it's the wrong size.

"If I were you, I'd be embarrassed," Toby said.

"Sir, with all due respect...," Public said glaring at Toby. "A grown man with nothing better to do with his Saturday night then make out with a cardboard cut-out has no business judging others."

"Awww," Toby said.

"Oh! Burn!" Blubs said as he and Durland laughs at Toby.

"Hey, you know that axe looks like the one that one wax woman was holding," Soos said remembering it just now.

"The what's her name who chop her parents up?" Durland ask.

"Isn't there a song or something?" Wendy asked.

"We know that we just figure that whoever did it just grab it from her," Mabel said.

"Unless it's really one of the wax statues that did it. Which explains why there isn't any fingerprints on the axe," Dipper said as he put the clues together.

"And the hole in the shoe is where I poured the wax into the mold," Mabel adds.

"Living wax statues?" Blubs ask.

"Who have been lock in a room for over 10 years and would want revenge on the one who lock them away," Soos said.

"And Stan is all alone with them," Wendy adds.

"Quick to the shack!" Public said.

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At the Mystery Shack -

Once the group got to the shack they found Frank the two headed dog barking wildly and trying to get out of the pen he's kept in. Mabel freed Frank who race into the shack with the others following him and bursting into the room where the wake for wax Stan is being held. Dipper and the others found Stan been tied up in a chair with what looks like magical runes written on the floor. And he's surrounded by the wax statues who have been place on chairs in front of the coffin that held wax Stan. There is also the woman who was at the opening yesterday in the high collar grey jacket there as well.

"Hands up!" Blubs shouted as he, Durland and Public aim their guns at the woman.

They rush forward as Frank leap into action barking wildly forcing the woman to back away from Stan while Soos, Wendy, and the kids went for Stan.

"So, it's that woman," Dipper said as he help untie Stan.

"Thanks kids," Stan said getting up.

"Not just her," wax Sherlock Holmes said as he and the other wax statues came to life.

"So, you are alive," Mabel said. "Are you magic?"

"No, we're curse. Only coming to life when the moon is waxing, till the merge happen making us lifeless. But thanks to our friend not only we’re alive again. And we will have revenge on Stan for locking us away by bringing to life the wax statue of our fallen number and keeping use alive even during the day," wax Holmes said.

“Why didn’t you all just told me in the first place that you’re all alive?” Stan said.

“What?” wax Sherlock said.

“I could had made a ton of money with people meeting living wax statues. And I wouldn’t had locked all of you away,” Stan said.

“You wouldn’t?” wax Sherlock asked.

“Of course not, tell you what we can put this all behind us and I can charge people to see all of you,” Stan said.

“Hmmm, what you all think?” Sherlock ask his fellow wax statues as he’s thinking it over.

“It be nice to be able to go where we want when we’re alive. And I can use my pay to buy things on the tv shopping network,” Lizzie Borden said.

“Why would I pay you. I’m your owner?” Stan said making the wax statues turn hostile again.

“Stan!” the kids shouted at him.

“Fine, 12% and I won’t go any higher,” Stan said making the kids and the others stare at him.

“Don’t forget our deal. If you all don’t want to be wax statues anymore, we must complete the ritual,” the woman said who has been watching the exchange with the cops.

“Get him!” wax Sherlock shouted causing the other statues to advance.

"Hey wait. If you can only be brought to life by a waxing moon how is that one alive?" Dipper ask pointing to the woman.

"Oh our old friend isn't like us," wax Holmes said.

The woman took off her jacket, hat and glasses, revealing that she's a living female mannequin. Who leaps at the 3 cops who fired their guns at her but didn't stop her even as bullet holes and pieces of her were blasted off. Forcing the 3 cops to take her on hand to hand, with Frank biting at the female mannequin. (3)

"Rusty bodyguard mode!" Soos shouted as the wax statues advance on him and the others.

Bursting into the room the Mr. Handy, Rusty hearing the voice command from Soos activated and rush to save it's owners. The wax statues all gasp in horror seeing the welding torch and saw blade that Rusty is armed with. Rusty attack the wax statues chopping off heads and melting them. Soon the wax statues were all taken care of thanks to Rusty.

The female mannequin was down as well with her limps missing, with said limbs stop moving after they were separated from the main body. The cops had work together to pull off her limbs after seeing how they could with some effort be pulled out leaving her helpless.

"Ok it's over now," Dipper said as he and the others grab wax parts and threw them into the fireplace.

"We'll be also be taking wax Stan just in case," Public said.

"Sure, go ahead," Stan said. "I'm through with wax statues."

"And make sure you get all the heads," Blubs said as he and Durland took the now limbless mannequin to put in the back of their patrol car.

"Don't worry we got them all, I'm pretty sure," Mabel said as she tosses the head of wax Shakespeare into the roaring fire of the fireplace who scream as she did.

"Yeah, there isn't any wax parts left here," Stan said looking around the room and seeing nothing but some small pieces left.

"I'll need all of you to tell me what happen so I can get it down in my report," Public said.

As they left the room, they didn't see the air vent cover that's under a table having been open. Inside the air vent the head of Larry King hop down the air vent chasing after a rat with his ear.

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Tartarus

The female mannequin was placed in a cell now labeled SCP-847 the living mannequin. The mannequin who was put back together before being place into its cell, looked down at the small pyramid with an eye in the middle that’s been curved onto its forearm. The plan had failed to takeover the shack with the help of those wax statues. But it’s now inside the prison, all according to the backup plan.

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