The ground rumbled with the force of exactly four elephants. No more, no less. Why? Because Princess Luna's in town, and she's got the latest in fashion - elephant boots! Sure, it's a design that's been recycled from a few years ago, but folks are into retro these days, right?
"LUNA, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR SISTER, STOP TRAMPLING OUR CROPS!"
Princess Luna pretended not to listen and continued to prance through the field with her elephant boots on. The elephants themselves tooted in annoyance.
Equestria proceeded to be plunged into famine. Thanks, Luna.
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