How To Reform An Evil Night Princess
To start things off, we'll begin with the first adventure me and my friends ever went on. Here are the supplies you will need:
One super awesome nerdy unicorn who is the best at everything and will become a princess and rule Equestria and is so much better than everyone else (this is all you will need, so you can skip the rest of the list
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One hyperactive pink pony who continuously breaks the laws of physics
One incredibly shy pony who only starts warming up to you when she sees your baby dragon
One country horse with dead parents and a lasso and an accent (this is important)
One overly fashionable pony that your baby dragon has a crush on
One athletic and fast pony to compete with Country Horse
One evil night princess
Five mysterious Elements of Harmony that are shattered into bits by the Evil Night Princess
One mysterious Element of Harmony that is NOT shattered into bits by the Evil Night Princess
One not-evil day princess (who only shows up for plot convenience at the end)
Oh, and one baby dragon (he's not important)
Now that you have gathered all your supplies, it's time to go on an epic quest through an evil forest with the ruins of a castle in the middle. Put the five Elements of Harmony that will get shattered by the Evil Night Princess in the castle (but don't break them yet!) in plain sight, but hide the other Element of Harmony somewhere else in the castle for future use. Have your Not-Evil Day Princess go hide somewhere where she will not be important in the story until the end. Have the Baby Dragon go with Not-Evil Day Princess (as I said, he's not important).
Put Nerdy Unicorn, Pink Pony, Shy Pony, Country Horse, Fashion Pony, and Fast Pony in the woods and tell them to walk through the scary woods to the castle ruins. Then have Evil Night Princess make the road under the ponies fall. Before you do this, though, make sure Fast Pony and Shy Pony have wings, and Country Horse doesn't need wings to be rescued. Now you can continue. Fast Pony and Shy Pony save Pink Pony and Fashion Pony, and Nerdy Unicorn almost falls off a cliff, but is saved by Country Horse, who tells Nerdy Unicorn to let go. Nerdy Unicorn falls, but is rescued by Shy Pony and Fast Pony.
See how important Nerdy Unicorn is? She needs both Shy Pony and Fast Pony to rescue her. Just one pony wouldn't be enough.
Next, have a big evil manticore come out and have everyone try to get past it but fail. I would just like to point out that Fluttershy very rudely interrupted the scene before I could totally defeat the manticore, so, yeah, I could have done it by myself. Anyways, have Shy Pony pick a thorn out of the manticore's paw so that he'll immediately let you go past, because, why not?
Then put the five ponies and the horse in some scary trees that are sooo scary (I was totally just acting the whole time, they didn't really scare me) and wait for Pink Pony to sing an annoying yet surprisingly catchy song about how you need to laugh in your fears' faces. And then you activate the Magic of Laughter. Huh. My Little Pony: Laughter is Magic... it has a nice ring to it.
Anyways, next we come to the raging river of death with a sea dragon in it named Steven Magnet. Such a strange name. I would love to know how that happened. [Disclaimer: that was Twilight talking. I know how Steven Magnet got his name. Just wanted to clear that up.] His mustache is cut off, so he decides that, to avenge his fallen facial hair, he needs to turn this nice, calm, not even five inches deep creek into a raging river of death that we can't cross even though we've got two ponies with wings that could just fly us over. So Fashion Pony has to step up to the occasion and cut off her tail to replace the mustache, even though it doesn't match and doesn't look that great. (Shh, don't tell him that.) So now he lets us cross.
And then we come to a broken bridge that we need to cross to get to the castle ruins, where the Evil Night Princess is waiting. Fast Pony finally does something logical with those wings of hers and flies down to get the broken bridge and tie it to the other side of the canyon. Again, why couldn't they just fly us ground ponies over there? Then these evil-looking pegasi come up and ask Fast Pony to join them as the fastest ponies in Equestria, and Fast Pony says, nope, I'm good, and ties the bridge so that her good old ground pony friends can come over.
Finally, we get to the castle ruins. There are the five Elements of Harmony that have not yet been shattered lying on the floor, and because Nerdy Unicorn is so smart, she knows that she has to make a spark to activate the five Elements to create the sixth Element, which is currently hidden in the castle ruins for future use. And so she uses her super-advanced magic to try and create a spark, but the Evil Night Princess didn't want that, so she teleports Nerdy Unicorn and the five Elements to another room in the castle ruins, so the rest of the cast goes looking for Nerdy Unicorn, because she's so amazing.
Nerdy Unicorn bravely faces off Evil Night Princess alone and almost succeeds in creating the spark, but then Evil Night Princess shatters the five Elements of Harmony, much to Nerdy Unicorn's shock and despair. Then Nerdy Unicorn's friends come, and Nerdy Unicorn feels the spark ignite inside her (because she's so special), and she realizes that each of her friends represented one of the five Elements of Harmony, which were now shattered. And since the five Elements are present, the sixth appears (now is the time for the future use of the sixth Element of Harmony), represented by Nerdy Unicorn (cower before Nerdy Unicorn in all her amazingness).
All six Elements together created a magic rainbow that stripped the Evil Night Princess of her evilness, turning her back into a regular old Night Princess. Then the Day Princess comes back, and they find out that Day Princess and Night Princess are related, and Night Princess only turned evil because she was jealous of Day Princess. Then we - I mean, they all went back to Ponyville and had a big party while Pink Pony broke the laws of physics for the grand finale.
So, if you ever encounter an Evil Night Princess, then just get rid of her jealousy of her older sister, the Day Princess, blast her with some magic rainbows, and everything will be fine.