//------------------------------// // Prologue: Where is me? // Story: What the where? // by ARandomLonelyDude //------------------------------// I woke up in a void. It was calm... WHERE AM I?! I was supposed to be sleeping in bed at my house! "Hello?!", I shouted hoping for a response or waking up. "Do not panic.", a disembodied voice said from somewhere. It sounds familiar... wait. That's my voice! "Why do you sound like me?", I asked. "That is because I am you, you idiot." Yup that's me. "Why am I here? or why are you here?" "I am from a dimension higher than yours and I was seeing you. I decided to clone you and take you here." "So am I the original or the clone?" "More like copy paste." "Oh. Wait a second. How do I know that you are me and not some rando?" "You know 3 languages. Hindi being your first. You wrote fanfiction. You like cheese and memes." "Okay, that is me. So, what we gonna do?", I asked. "Not us, only you. You are going to Equestria." "Cool and good.", I said, "So, do I go as human or something else?" "You are going to equestria as a pony not as a changeling. Don't try to use puppy eyes on me, I know that we can't do it properly." "Damn it. Can we go to character customization now?" "Yes." It has been like ten minutes and my character is ready. He is a light grey unicorn with black mane ,black eyes and black hoofs. His cutie mark is a bronze gear. I gave him a grey colo(u)red magical aura and mana power of 420. Celestia's mana power is like 1000. Luna's is 990. Cadance's is 860. Twilight's is 301. I did it for the memes that I will never be able to see. "Hey.". I called. "What?", other me responded. "Tell me a few things about the Equestria I'm being sent to." "There is a 7th element like thing. It is not a part of the elements of harmony though so you don't have to worry about that stuff." "What can I say for my cover story?" "What do you mean by that?" "Like if someone asks where I am from or why do I use someone instead of somepony?" "Wait let me pull up a world map." A world map appeared. It wasn't of Earth, it was of Eques. Well it was basically discount Earth. Equestria is North America. Africa is called Zebrica, Asia is called Farasi, Europe is Europe, Australia is called Australia and south America is South Amareica. I look at the map more closely and notice that some countries are either horse puns or normal. Afghaneighstan is a horse pun, Ireland is normal. I want to pick Russia but I don't know the language or history. "How the hell am I supposed to pick?", I asked. "Don't worry about the history part. It is basically Earth history but different names for countries and different species. Like the Balkans, they are populated by minotaurs. You know how to speak English which is called Equestrian here, French which is still called French which is dumb because France is called Prance and Hindi which is Hindi. So you can pick from France, Belgium, U.K. or India." I silently consider my options. I don't know enough French to pose as some French or Belgian dude. I don't know much of U.K. history except for the fact that they had 2 civil wars. I also don't like U.K. that much. I know how to speak hindi and know Indian history because I am Indian. What about the national register? I was about to voice my concern but other me stopped me by saying, "If you are thinking about the national register or passports or any type of identification then forget it. Most countries on the planet don't have those yet." "That is retarded but I won't complain. I pick India." "Okay. Now your loadout. No not guns. It is the clothes and things you can go to equestria with. No phones, they aren't invented yet." "Damn it again. I want to be sent with... an adidas tracksuit, a black fedora, some money, a short sword and... uhh. I have a new question. Can I have some book that I can use to learn all types of magic up to a mediocre level." "You can have all of those except the short sword. I'll give you a knife instead. About the book... You can't perform all types of magic. I'll just list the ones you can do. They are normal unicorn magic, elemental magic, dark magic, illusion magic, shadowmancy and 'summon dead guys' magic. I'll allow all of it but if you become one of those villains with stupid plans to take over the world or something, I swear I will give you an ass whooping.", other me ended with a threat. "Understandable. Can you put me in the pony body now?", I asked a bit excited. Suddenly I found myself in a different body. Other me had put me into the pony body without announcing it and guess what's the first thing I did. I stumbled on my hooves and fell down. I noticed that I was wearing the adidas track suit pony version, the black fedora and a saddle bag which probably contained my other things. "You could have warned me.", I aid a bit annoyed as I heard other me snickering. "Sorry, but I couldn't resist. Look at you! So cute!", other me said as his voice now came from my old body. The old me walked up to the new me and helped me to stand up. I was reaching till my old body's waist. "Practice time.", he said as a smile appeared on his face. I am tired and lying down and being scratched behind my ears by other me in old me. I definitely wasn't enjoying it. If anyone says otherwise, they are spreading lies. Practice time ended like 5 minutes ago. If you asked 'What did you do in practice time that got you so tired?', I'll tell you. First other me helped me get used to walking around, then told me to start running. I didn't understand until he pulled out a chainsaw from nowhere and started chasing me. After the chase, other me made me sit down and learn how to control my magic for a test. When I said I was done studying he started pelting me with tennis balls. I thank whatever divine being that is there that I was able to learn the unicorn magic stuff quickly and avoid a painful experience. I still have to practice the other magics to become the greatest mage to have ever lived. "You look like you're enjoying this.", other me commented. "Noooo... I'm not.", I said as I definitely was not enjoying ear scratches as a pony. "Sure whatever. Just need to tell you that it is time to be teleported to equestria" "Understandable.", I said as a puddle of swirling colo(u)rs appeared. Without a warning other me pushed me into it and the colo(u)rs filled my vision. Soon it all became white.