This is a Heist: A Cookie Heist

by Ded account


They Meet.

"Why do I have to cooooooome!?" Wind Sprint asked her mom in a whiny tone as she rolled around on the floor of the train. Wind Sprint's mom, also known as Clear Sky, rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Didn't I tell you 5 minutes ago that you are waaaaay to young to stay at home alone and daddy is to busy to watch over you?" Clear Sky asked her whiny daughter.

Wind Sprint didn't answer. Instead, she just flopped around on the floor and whined. "But I don't wanna goooooooooo!I'm gonna be bored with nopony to play with!" Wind Sprint stopped rolling on the floor and gave her mother the best puppy dog eyes she could make. "Pwease don't make me go[i/]!" Wind Sprint said in her most adorable voice. "Pwetty Pweeeaaase with a Chewwy on top!"

Clear Sky stared at her daughter for a few seconds. "Hmm, let me think about it. No." Clear Sky said, followed by a cry from Wind Sprint.

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO GOOOOOOOO!" Wind Sprint yelled, attracting the attention of other passengers. Clear Sky sighed.

"I'm sorry, Wind Sprint, but think about it, we're already half-way there! Plus, you can always play with Ruby Pinch!" Clear Sky reasoned. Wind Sprint frowned at the name Ruby Pinch.

"You mean that boring unicorn filly?" Wind Sprint asked, much to the anger of her mom.

"Wind Sprint! Don't be like that!" Clear Sky scolded. "Ruby is a lovely filly!"

Wind Sprint rolled her eyes. "Still, I'd rather stay with Quibble." Wind Sprint muttered as she looked out the window, watching trees and go by in a blur.


"Are you ready to head to the train station, Ruby?" Asked Berry Punch, also known as Ruby Pinch's mother, from the bottom floor of their two story house.

Ruby Pinch quietly groaned so her mother wouldn't hear her. "Almost ready, mom!" Ruby Pinch answered in a forced happy tone from her room as she reluctantly lifted herself off her bed. She was, of course, not ready in the slightest as she had been wasting her time laying in bed instead of getting ready like her mother told her too.

"Hurry up, Ruby! We're going to be late!" Berry Punch called."

Ruby Pinch didn't hurry up at all. She was in no hurry to get to the train station for she was in no mood to be forced to play with this Wind Sprint filly while her mom talked to her 'old friend'.

Ruby Pinch walked over to the mirror and stared at herself. She had an extremely messy bedhead today! And that was saying something when you think about how easily her mane could get messed up! Usually if her mane was this messy, Ruby Pinch would levitate her brush with her magic and go out of her way to make her messy mane clean again so other ponies wouldn't think she's a weirdo. Not today though! Today, she couldn't care less what others would think, for as long as there was a chance she didn't have to go to the train station, it would be worth it!

Wearing a smirk, Ruby Pinch took one last glance at herself in the mirror and headed downstairs. As she walked down, she tried to scrunch up her face to make it look as though she had been crying. Once she was satisfied with that, she started fake crying.

"MOOOO-OM!" Ruby Pinch cried. "MY MA-MA-MANE LOOKS SO ME-MESSY A-AND I C-CAN'T MAKE IT LOOK CLEEEEEAAAAAAAN! I'VE T-TRIED EVERYTHIIIIIIIING!" Ruby Pinch galloped to her mother, put her face on her mothers side (much to her moms surprise), and started wailing.

"WAAAA-HUAAAAA WHA-WHAT DO I DOOOOOO HUAAAAAAAA! EVERYPONY W-WILL THINK I'M C-C-CRAAAAAAAZYYYY! WHAAAAAAAAAA" Ruby Pinch continued.

Berry Punch looked towards her daughter sympathetically. Ruby Pinch looked up to her mother with very sad eyes. 'I think my trick's working!' Ruby Pinch thought to herself, smirking on the inside, unaware that she was very wrong.

’Cute little plan, Ruby, but it looks like you forgot that you couldn’t of tried to clean your messy mane without a mane brush and that you left yours in the living room! HA!’ Berry Punch thought before speaking.

“Poor Ruby! You tried everything?” Berry Punch asked dramatically.

Ruby Pinch nodded her head in a sober way.

“Oh poor Ruby! Whatever did you use to try and calm the vicious beast that is your mane?”

Ruby Pinch was confused. So confused, she forgot to use her ‘I was crying earlier and I’m trying to stop’ voice.

"Uh- well, I used a mane brush?"

"Oh, really, Ruby! Where did you get it? Last I checked, your mane brush was in the living room and mine is in my room!"

It only took Ruby Pinch a few seconds to realize her mistake. Right when she realized what she failed to notice before, she started sweating out of pressure.

"O-oh! Really?" Ruby Pinch said nervously. Her mom nodded.

"Oh! W-well I-" Ruby Pinch was interrupted by her mother by her mothers chuckle.

"Suck it up, buster, you've been caught!" Berry Punch said.

Ruby Pinch smiled sheepishly.

"Hehe," She laughed. "So uh, how long until you come back, mom?"

Berry Punch smirked. "Tsk tsk. Your not getting out of this one." Berry Punch said and she grabbed Ruby Pinch's tail with her mouth and dragged her frowning, messy maned daughter outside.

Ruby Pinch tugged at her tail, but her mother just wouldn't let go!

"Your coming with me!" Berry Punch said in a muffled tone.

And so the two set off towards the train station, earning odd glances from passing ponies.


Wind Sprint and Clear Sky got off the train and headed towards a bench to wait for Berry Punch and her daughter. Wind Sprint looked around the train station.

'Seems we've arrived in them dreaded place that is Ponyville.' Wind Sprint thought to herself with a western accent as she looked around. 'We're in for some bor'in day.' Wind Sprint took one more glance around, then turned to her mother.

"I'm bored," She said. "Why are they taking so long?"

Clear Sky looked at the big clock. "Hmm, they are taking a bit longer to get here than I thought they would." She mutter, before answering. "I'm sorry, honey. We're just going to have to wait for them to arrive. I promise it won't be to lo-" Clear Sky started staring at something in the distance with a shocked expression.

Wind Sprint turned around, and had a very different reaction than her mom.

Wind Sprint couldn't hold it in. She had one hoof on her mouth to stop it, but it wasn't enough! Sh-she h-had to- "HAH! BWAHAHAHA!" -laugh!

Clear Sky stared at her daughter, as did many other ponies, but Wind Sprint was laughing to much to notice! The sight of Ruby Pinch with her messy monster mane trying to escape from her very annoyed mother, who was dragging Ruby Pinch by her tail was too much for her!

"BWAHAHAAAAA!" Wind Sprint laughed as she beat her hoof against the ground. "SH-SHE LOOKS S-SO-BWAHAHAHAAAA-FUNNY! HE HAAAHAAAAA!"

As soon as Ruby Pinch heard this maniac laughter, she immediately stopped tugging her tail for freedom. Instead, she turned towards the Ponyville train station, where the sight of a crazy laughing filly and her mother, who was waving with a sheepish smile, entered her view.

Ruby Pinch immediately frowned. Because of the mothers wave, she knew exactly who the ponies were. She had found 'the friend' and 'the super annoying filly who she was going to be forced friended with' (Well, she had to call them something.)

Her hypothesis was, sadly, proven correct when she noticed her mother dragging her towards these two ponies. Ruby Pinch didn't even try to escape this time. Instead, she frowned and crossed her hoofs as she was being dragged closer to 'the worst day ever'. She was to grumpy that her plan failed, and that she was going to have to make friends to this filly, who was proven to be very crazy and rude, as Ruby Pinch found out she was probably laughing at her messy mane.

Clear Sky started walking towards Berry Punch, and the two of them exchanged a short hug, unaware that their daughters were having a silent battle by shooting faces at each other, only stopping when Berry Punch decided they should head to her house for lunch.

Berry Punch and Clear Sky talked as the group headed towards Berry Punch's house, leaving their daughters to do nothing but stare at each other. Berry Punch looked back at the two fillies.

"How about you give Wind Sprint here a tour around Ponyvil, Ruby." Berry Punch suggested.

Ruby Pinch didn't reply. Instead, she continued to stare at Wind Sprint, frowning, as she trotted on. Berry Punch coughed.

"Excuse me, Ruby. Do you hear me?" Berry Punch asked sternly. Ruby Pinch ignored her.

"Ruby, can you hear me?" Berry Punch asked, getting angrier. No reply. Clear Sky looked questionably towards her friend, who smiled sheepishly.

"I'm so sorry for this! I really don't know what's going on with her today!" Berry Punch said sheepishly. Clear Sky smiled warmly.

"It's alright! She's probably just excited to head home and play with her new friend!" Clear Sky replied. Berry Punch smiled.

"Your right! Let's just head home!" Berry Punch said, and she and Clear Sky started talking again as their daughters humored how very wrong their moms were.