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// Twilight was a Nigerian prince? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"Listen to me," Twilight repeated into the phone. "I am a Nigerian prince. A very rich Nigerian prince, who needs to urgently transfer money to you!"

She heard the other side of the line hang up.

"Dangit. How am I supposed to drain Equestria's treasury in my money-laundering scheme when nopony believes me?!"