26 Short Stories of EQG

by TPC-2k16


The Eating Toilet Paper Challenge

It's just a normal, boring Tuesday for the Great and Powerful Trixie, who's right now is just mindlessly walking along the halls of CHS, heading to her next class, which is chemistry, which can be as boring as cardboard being made.
While Trixie is walking along, her back slouching, she feels a twingling feeling.
"Uh oh. The Great and Powerful Trixie, must use the little girls' room."
Trixie straightens her back up, then changes course and runs for the nearest girls' bathroom, which is just around the corner.
Trixie enters the bathroom, running into the closet stall and taking a seat down on the toilet, unzipping herself first.
"Aaaaaah." Trixie relieves herself, relaxing herself on the toilet seat.
As she sits, Trixie gets bored, there for bringing her phone up out of her backpack, immediately opening up to the SnapGap app, hoping there's something to look at while she continues to go.
"Mmm, uh huh... sounds interesting... okay... uh huh?" Trixie says to herself as she scrolls through her feed, sounding the most unimpressed. "Nothing impressing... Ooo, I know! I'll checked the trending page! There's gotta be something there."
Trixie does so, opening up to the trending page and seeing something immediately catch her attention.
"Wha huh, the 'hashtag eating toilet paper challenge'. Why, it sounds like the dumbest thing ever... and also the greatest thing ever!
Trixie excitingly says, looking more into the 'hashtag eating toilet paper challenge'. Seeing all the different celebs and other social media influencers partaking in the trend.
As Trixie can see, the whole challenge is about who can shove a whole roll of toilet paper down their throat, making sure it goes completely down to their stomach, the fastest.
After two minutes of looking into the hashtag (completely losing track of time), Trixie thinks to herself.
If celebrities like Countess Coloratura and Sapphire Shores can do it, then so can the Great and Powerful Trixie!!!
Deciding to give it a try, Trixie turns on her camera phone, making sure to press record, then reaches for the nearest whole roll of toilet paper.
"I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, shall perform the latest trend. The 'hashtag eating toilet paper challenge!!!'"
"Now, here I go."

(The Next Day)

"Oh my gosh!! Trixie, are you alright?!" Sunset Shimmer worryingly asks as she sees Trixie the next day at school, her wearing a neck brace, and also having a few bandages on her face.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie has never felt better." Trixie confidently brushes aside Sunset's worries, though her unknowingly wrinkling in pain.