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// Warning: Time will skip extremely frequently 
// Story: The Iron Chancellor 
// by Radical Centrist 
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I will be knocking up the storys' speed up to 5 bars so you won't fall asleep.

As much as I want to hit you with the: 
"Haha we gon' win!" - warlord
"Bonjour." - Bismarck
"WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?!" - warlord
"Öniön." - Bismarck 
*ded* - warlord 

But I don't want to suffer, and I'm pretty sure my non-existent viewers wouldn't want me to suffer as well, so I won't.