I will be knocking up the storys' speed up to 5 bars so you won't fall asleep.
As much as I want to hit you with the:
"Haha we gon' win!" - warlord
"Bonjour." - Bismarck
"WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?!" - warlord
"Öniön." - Bismarck
*ded* - warlord
But I don't want to suffer, and I'm pretty sure my non-existent viewers wouldn't want me to suffer as well, so I won't.