All the changelings lined up. They all put their heads up super duper high. They marched like ants! They walked faster and faster until they stopped in front of the ugly stupid ponies twilight ordered. There were 6 ponies next to Twilight! Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Octavia! I screamed when I saw my mom. Then, I had flashbacks to when she hurt me and my oldest sister and youngest sisters! I started crying and screaming and wailing and howling and sobbing and weeping and mourning and farting and screeching. How dare Twilight do this to me! The Cool Mean Colts were there too. I hated every single pony on Twilights side! Twilight glared at me. It would be so satisfying to turn her into an ugly chicken and eat her! The battle started. I turned myself into a pony fighter and told my soldiers to do the same! All the ponies looked confused! I then told all of the changelings to fart. It was so bad, every pony fainted! I then used my special dark magic power to turn 59 ponies into cookies and stomped on every one. I used the crumbs to make a giant tasty delicious cookie cake! I then ate it and shared with the soldiers.
The ponies on Twilights side woke up! They then started blasting magic all of the place! I got super mad and turned the ponies into dancing hippopotamus magic fart pickles. I ate them and they turned into jellyfish in my mouth. I then swallowed them. There were only 503,400 ponies left! As the fighters on my side attacked, I went into the prisoner cage and went into discord’s body. I then left the cage and Twilight smiled at me! I then turned her into popcorn and ate her! When I finished, I ate the bag! Every pony gasped! I did it! I finished Twilight Sparkle! All the ponies attacked me. I quickly left discords body and smiled evilly. I was very happy I defeated Twilight! I ran to my friends and they cheered! We still had 503,292 ponies to attack, because my friends destroyed the other 192! We attacked and attacked. 3,643 ponies died.
I started thinking. There were 431,447,743,521,946 creatures that exist on earth. 1,532,764,543 ponies live in the wold. If 570,000,753 ponies were fighting, then I could destroy half the population! I told my friends the news.
“Wow cool!” Said Vestmenta.
“Lovely!” Shouted Regina!
“Spectacular!” Said Risum.
“WOO!” Shouted Tema.
“Boooooriiiing.” Said Tradit.
We all looked at her surprised. I got angry and asked that mean pony what did she say.
“That’s lame. It is pretty obvious that we could eliminate half the population. I know math, duh. You don’t need to tell me that. Why don’t we actually think of a plan instead of just standing around doing the same thing to ponies over and over again?”
Every changeling looked at her surprised and mad. I got mad and mad. Why would the changestone of awesomeness act not awesome? She abandoned her friends! I started to cry super super duper duper luper luper loud. Tradit’s changestone turned black and I took it off her neck which surprised her. Vestmenta slowly walked away from her and glaring at her. Regina sadly walked away looking at her sadly. Risum bounced away from her glaring with her eyes closed. Tema left and said humph and looked at her very mad. Tradit rolled her eyes. I flew away as fast as I could. I was sad our friend treated us like garbage. She ruined our special friendship bond! I started crying. I had to kick her out of our side of the war. We were friends so long! This was the worst day ever! Then, I saw an orb in Twilight’s castle! I got super suspicious! I flew into the castle and took the orb! I flew and accidentally dropped it on the hive! It broke in hair! Then, a purple wind erupted! AAAAAAA! It became Twilight Sparkle! She looked bigger and shinier! Every changeling gasped. Even the mean evil Tradit! Twilight laughed evily. She started blasting every changeling and they deid quickly.
I quickly thought up a plan. I went into discords body and attacked Twilight! She wasn’t having it. She took discord’s body. I quickly went out and went into my evil mom’s body to attack. Twilight did the same. I told my changeling friends to attack. Tema tried to hit Twilight but it failed. I yelled at Tema and she cried and ran away. I started crying because she was being mean! I then told Vestmenta to change into rarity. She ignored me and ran away. I screamed. Twilight turned back to normal and ended the war. All the changelings left.
Then i heard sirens!