//------------------------------// // >I am pretty hungry // Story: All Roads Lead to Friendship: A Friendship is Optimal choose your own adventure story // by hamster wizard //------------------------------// You and Rainbow Dash raid the concession stand at Citi Field, somehow finding some hot dogs that are still edible. "These aren't hot dogs by the way, in case you're wondering." You're not certain you want to know what they are. The two of you make your way over to the bleachers. You sit down and gaze down over the field, reluctantly eating your not-a-hotdog and thinking about life. "Gotta be honest, you're not the best at baseball." Rainbow Dash jabs at you with her words. You grumble a bit and continue eating. The not-a-hotdog isn't half bad. "Do you ever wish you could be better?" There is is. "If you emigrated to Equestria, you could be better than you ever were! Bigger, faster, stronger... You could be the best at anything! Doesn't that sound awesome?" It does sound nice, but it seems awfully shallow. She pulls out a metal helmet and rolls it around in her hooves. "Do you wanna see what it's like? To be better than ever? Just to try it out?" It's right in front of you, if you want it. "Think about it, you could be whatever you want! Whoever you want, no limits! Bet you wish you had a pair of these huh?" She ruffles her wings. "You can be who you were always meant to be." >Just this once >I'm leaving