The Tower Of Telemark
The wizard Kask was needing minions. Those pitiful Bilbo Baggins ripoffs would not suffice, and he had left behind most of his army. This needed to be remedied.
He sent this ad to the Evil Mook Gazette, Favored newspaper of bulk rate cannon fodder across the multiverse.
Meat shields Minions
Please bring video of your past work
We are an equal opportunity destroyer.
The following scenes are reconstructed from the audition tapes.
1. The Vikings
Kask smiled. He was sure vikings always could be trusted to be bloodthirsty. After all, stereotypes were never wrong.
His hopes were slightly dashed when when a bunch of muppet-orcs walked in and dashed his hopes for anyone to take him seriously
Kasks notes:
Pros
*Bloodthirsty enough
* It seems that they are good enough actors to be able to feign a retreat.
Cons
Who will take me seriously with these guys?
He pressed a button and the wanna be saxons fell through a trap door.
Kask sighed, This will be a while...
"Next!"