"I must say, you have quite a sense of humor." Vlad said, "but then again, you're no Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich, or Seinfeld, and if you don't know him, you're dead to me, well not yet anyway."
He then noticed who appeared to be a important dignitary, "I don't suppose you're going to the gala too?"
"Why yes, yes I am." The pony said, "how'd you know?"
"Lucky guess." He deadpanned, "but like the other pony, your fate will be at the gala, but at a different time."