"Here you go, Angel," Fluttershy set a carrot on the floor for the rabbit. "Eat up! It came straight from the garden!"
But lo and behold, Angel was not an angel. Never was, never will be. A low, booming laugh echoed from his tiny rabbit mouth.
"A SINGLE CARROT?" Angel cackled, "A MERE VEGETABLE CANNOT SUSTAIN MY LUST FOR BLOOD, CARETAKER OF BEASTS. I DESIRE FLESH. ALLOW ME TO ASCEND BEYOND THIS MORTAL BODY, AND I SHALL REPAY YOU IN SACRIFICES."
Fluttershy set a second carrot down beside the first one. "My, you must be hungry today!"
Angel immediately quieted down and began nibbling the carrots.