My name is Princess Applesauce Cookiemash. I am 964 years old. I come from a huge family! There are so many names! Princess Cookieheart, Cookiemilk, Milky, Splash, Discord, and more! Before I was born, my family had so much fun! They sung, ate cookies, played games, punished ponies, played a game with Discord, got mad at him, made treats, and made Milktopia a magical place!
I have a daughter and a granddaughter. My daughter’s name is Apple Tree, and my granddaughter’s name is Tree Heart. Apple tree is 764, and Tree heart is 564. Tree heart is also pregnant! Her babies names were going to be Dream Ice, Candy Kite, and she would have another two 39 years later named Dirt Bush and Soil Egg. I was so exited! I would finally be a great grandma! I asked my granddaughter everyday if it was born yet. She always said no.
One fine day, I decided to go for a walk outside the castle. I saw a statue of the main 7. Their names are Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack, and Cookieheart in the middle. I read it!
We will miss you, Cookieheart! No pony was ever as Kind, Loyal, Fair, Smart, Honest, Generous, Forgiving, Sympathetic, Brave, and Beautiful as you.
When I saw that, I was sad. I then looked at the rules.
Only eat food the Princesses say you can eat.
Do not step on cookies. If you step on it twice, you will get turned into a cookie.
Don’t be mean, and love cookies!
These rules were made 1 million years ago! How cool! Then, I saw a pony named Vinyl Scratch walk by and sit on a bench. I saw him eat a chip. I looked up at the rules and got mad. I yelled at him.
“YOU THINK YOU CAN DISRESPECT PRINCESS COOKIEHEART LIKE THAT? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! BE LUCKY I DIDN’T BLAST YOU ON THE SPOT!” Vinyl started crying and took his glasses off and stepped on them to prove he was truly sorry.
“I’m sorry, it’s been so long. She was the best princess ever.” he said sadly. I forgave him. I left to go home when all of a sudden I heard a noise! It was my family screaming! I ran back to my castle and saw a giant meteor! I pulled the meteor away. I started crying. My daughter and granddaughter are dead.. I sobbed loudly and ran away. I was disappointed in myself. How could I let the last generation of the cookie family die? Worst of all, I didn’t get to hold Dream Ice, Candy Kite, and the youngest children Dirt Bush and soil egg! I ruined the future of the kingdom. I couldn’t let myself stay here..
I ran outside the castle and grabbed three types of ponies. Pegasus, Earth Pony, and Unicorn! I turned them all into one giant portal to a new world. I jumped inside so I could leave this sad world forever. I closed my eyes as I went through the land.
I slowly opened my eyes. What is this place? I walked around and saw a giant T on a mountain! I was very curious so I went there. I flew into the room and saw 5 creatures fighting! They were all humans. They each looked weird through. One was big and looked like a weird looking robot, one had pink hair, one was green, one was like a purple ghost, and one had such smooth, beautiful, hedgehog-like black hair. It was love at first sight. I helped them fight until the monster was gone. They all farted and screamed and crazy-danced and dabbed and flossed and shook their behinds and cheered in celebration. I decided to join them. I screamed so loud that the frightened birds flew away.
They asked me what my name was. “Applesauce” I replied. They told me that their names were Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Starfire and Robin.
“Your real names?” I asked. Victor, Garfield, Koriand’r, Raven and Dick.
I and Dick got to know each other more until one fine day,
“Will you marry me?” I said to him.
“YES!” he replied. I was so happy! We got married. It was a beautiful ceremony, held on top of the T Tower.
I asked if we could mate and he said yes.
After we came back, I told them why I came here, and they said I should not throw away my life! I thought of my great great great great great great grandma, Cookieheart and remembered how nice she was to her subjects! I wanted her to rule again! The only way to do this though, was to change the time in my world. Then, I had a plan.
“The first member of the cookie family should be the last member too! We need to look for a time spell called tempvita aeternumia! This spell makes the time change, and the ponies of the past that we think about will live forever! I must think of Princess Cookieheart! To get the spell book, we need to go to chartam city! I will fly you there! I will use a spell to get the book, and I will cast it so Cookieheart can be queen again!” I said. All the titans cheered for me. I smiled!
Then all of a sudden, 5 more humans appeared. They looked just like the titans, but they looked boring and serious.
I said hi to the bigger Beast Boy and he said, “We don’t do hi’s.” I backed up slowly because I was embarrassed and sad. The one that spoke next was a bigger and more boring Robin. “We have been through a lot to get here and destroy your city.”
This made me mad. How dare they try to destroy this beautiful city? I decided to stand up to these big fat meanies.
“HOW DARE YOU! MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN THROUGH WAY MORE THAN YOU! DID YOU KNOW HE TURNED EVIL BECAUSE OF A MEAN VILLAN TRYING TO HYPNOSIZE PEOPLE AND TRIED TO HURT THE OTHERS!? I BET YOU FAKE ROBIN DIDNT EVER SCARE YOUR FRIENDS BEFORE. I BET YOUR LIVES WERE THE SAME EVERYDAY! BORING WITH DOING NOTHING BUT FIGHTING PEOPLE! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HURT THIS AMAZING CITY! IT DID NOTHING TO YOU! YOU ALWAYS WIN EVERYTHING WITHOUT HELP! HAS ANYTHING SCARY EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!?”
I yelled these words very very loud!
“No.” He said. Then, they started attacking us. I blasted them, but they were too strong and they stole all of my friends and tied them up. I quickly escaped before they did it to me. I got worried. My friends were in danger!