After the party, i put my kids to bed. I said goodnight, and gave them my most delicious milk. I poured it in two cups, and put chocolate in it. I then closed the room door. My mom had news for me. I went downstairs and walked. I stepped onto the floor made out of chocolate chips. I walked on the floor until I saw mom’s room. I knocked on the door and it opened. I then walked around the room. I saw mom and said
“hi mom! What happened?”
Mom then put her hoof on me and said,
“Don’t call me mom anymore. Call me Cookiemilk.”
I was confused. I thought children aren’t allowed to call their moms by their names? I then said,
”ok mom, I mean cookiemilk.”
“You are the new ruler of Equestria!”
I smiled and screamed and squealed and laughed and cried with happiness and farted and burped and beamed and danced and skipped and grooved and hugged cookiemilk. Cookiemilk was very very happy. We danced together and sung a song about the cookie kingdom. Cookiemilk put her crown on my head and gave me two crowns for my kids to wear. I got excited. Cookiemilk said that the coronation is tomorrow and if anypony doesn’t join they will be sent to another planet. I squealed.
“YAY I HAVE A PARTY JUST FOR ME!”
I got ready for the coronation. I went upstairs and walked out the room. I stepped onto the floor made out of chocolate chips again. Every step was nice and chocolatey and brown and soft and smooth. It was nice on my hooves. I started licking my hooves to taste the chocolate. I licked my lips and yelled so loud.
“DEEEELICIOUS!!!” I said. After leaving the hallway to my kids room, I closed the doors and licked my front hooves. After that, I licked my back hooves. All the delicious chocolate was gone. I used my magic to put the crowns on my kids night stand. I also put chocolate on my hooves and put my hooves in my kids mouth. They woke up smiling from the chocolatey goodness they tasted.
“MMMMMM GOOOD!” They both said licking their chocolate lips. They looked at me and jumped up and down 7 times.
I told them the news. They screamed and jumped and yelled and shouted and farted and skipped and sang and hummed and whistled and cheered and clapped and danced and giggled and put on the crowns and ran downstairs. I told them to get ready for the Coronation.
The best day ever.