"I gotta admit, that has to be the longest story I've ever told." Vlad said.
"Listen... Chad, was it?" A pony asked in confusion. "I don't mean to sound rude, but can you please stop telling these stories, I don't want to feel scared when I get to the gala tonight."
"One, my name is Vlad, Chad is my father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate's name, and two, the gala will be the start of this story..."