Spike’s POV
Doofenshmirtz went crazy with that button, zapping my friends, the princesses, everyone! Thankfully the trap wasn’t fireproof so I escaped easily. I then ran to a telescope (yes, doof has a telescope.) and saw Twilight and her friends, looking all sick. Not only did it drain their elements, it also drained their magic! This is Tirek’s rule all over again. Rainbow Dash’s mane had lost all of its colour, and she couldn’t fly. Pinkie’s mane lost its bounce, and she lost her Pinkie Sense. Rarity’s beautiful purple mane was gone, and was replaced by a green seaweed coloured mane and she couldn’t even recognise the difference between crimson and magenta. Twilight lost her horn’s magic, and her brain shrunk, literally! Fluttershy was scared of a tiny bunny, and couldn’t understand animals anymore. Applejack lost her country stuff, and started eating a banana.
I checked on Canterlot, Celestia and Luna were totally powerless. No horn, no wings, no flowy mane, no dream realms, no sun/moon rising/setting. Similar thing for Princess Cadenza. Then Doof drunk the green liquid, containing the royals and the mane 6’s powers. And then he grew huge and scary looking. Then, he went to Canterlot with me in his minivan and told the princesses to surrender. They could not resist and thus, surrendered.
Doofy’s POV
“We surrender.” said the princesses. “Yes!” I jumped a bit. “Ruling awaits! First, I gotta dress up your guards. Discord!” “Ya called Doofy?” asked the draconequus.” “Dress up these guards better, and play some pranks on them if you want.” “You had me at pranks.” said the draconequus, and dressed the guards in pink frilly skirts, with a miniature version of one of Doof’s inators in their saddlebags. They all wore a Doof mask, and their hair turned brown.
“New Law! Equestria shall be renamed ‘Doofania’” announced the pharmacist.
“Oh dear, where will this go?” asked a young filly named Starry. “We’ll probably find out next chapter! Bye reader!”