Doofy in Equestria

by LightningChaser04


Four: Ideas

Doof’s pov

The prank day was great, but I need some REAL evil. I need... a new inator. I know! Maybe I’ll ask Discord for ideas! I walked over to Discord and asked “Hey Discord, where can I find a good interior designer and some pony cash?” “Well, I designed my place in a day, so I’d be happy to help!” replied the draconequus. “I was thinking of moving Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated to Equestria. Can you do that?” “Um, helloo! Lord of Chaos, second- most magic in Equestria, second to the elements of harmony, ugh! I hate those. So, yes, I can.” replied the draconequus, putting on an ID tag saying “Lord of Chaos” “Thanks Discord, and, what are these elements of harmony?” asked the pharmacist. “They’re these powerful artefact thingies that the Mane 6 use to defeat villains. They once overpowered me, but I had a good shot.” answered Discord. “Mane 6?” “The purple one whose castle you were imprisoned in represents Magic, the rainbow one has loyalty, the yellow one kindness, orange one’s honesty, pink’s laughter and white one’s generosity. They only work when they’re together.” Answered the draconequus.

“Cool, tell me more about these artefacts!” “There’s the crystal heart, Celestia’s necklace thing, hippogriffs’ pearl, Starlight’s equality staff, the rings of destiny, and so on!” the draconequus told me each one, and what it does. “Discord, I know whose power I’m draining today, muahahahaha!”