My name is Cookiemilk. I am one of the 169 kids of the queen of the world. Even though there were 169, only 6 of us stayed good. The rest of them hated cookies so we banished them to another planet. My mom used to be an average unicorn, but became an alicorn. She met Discord, my dad, and they both fell in love. They soon had me and my 3 sisters and two brothers.
My oldest sister is Cookie sprinkle. She’s 150. I’m the second oldest. I’m 100.
The third oldest kid was Discookie. She was 99.
The third youngest kid was Cookie Bob. He was 77.
The second youngest kid was sugar chip. She was 27.
The youngest kid was Chipy. He was 14.
My sisters and brother were jealous because Chipy got more attention when he was a baby. They always called him names. 6 years later, discookie was 105, Cookie bob was 83,
Sugar Chip was 33,
And Chipy was 20. All of my sisters and brothers had mare friends and stallionfriends except me. I was also the only unicorn. Me and Chipy were also the only ones not to mate until 5 years later when Chipy was 25 and had a colt. I was the misfit of the siblings.
Worst of all, they stopped making fun of Chipy and made fun of me. They called me freak and ugly and loner. The only thing that made me feel better was my mom, who always punished everyone expect Chipy, who was nice to me. My dad used to turn them into Milk and dipped cookies in the cups, but my mom got mad and made him cry. So the only thing that happens was time out.
The only reason why I didn’t run away is because my mom protected me from the teasing. I was the saddest pony ever every day. Whenever I see my mom, I smile. When I see my sisters and brother, I scream at them. They were the worst siblings ever! They were even worse than I thought! When I got my wings, They made fun of me. When I got my cutie mark, they made fun of me. Everyday I was bullied. Discord cried when I screamed at him he’s the worst. How dare he make awful mean babies! I felt like this until mom turned him into stone for a month and made me the new queen of strawberry milk. I got so happy I squealed. I stuck my tongue out at my sisters and brothers and they tried to hurt me but mom made them turn into stone. It was just me and her, the happiest ponies ever. Together, we played games, made cookies, and drank milk! I especially love strawberry milk! If my siblings were here, they would pour it on the floor.
When my siblings were free they all apologized and made the perfect statue pose. My mom made them the Princes and Princesses of the world. I was the queen, so I ordered them to do stuff. Me and mom were the happiest until bad news came. My mom was 10000 years old and discord was 499298 years old. Discord lives forever, but mom doesn’t. She died right when we were playing hopscotch. She fell on the floor and bounced off the stairs. I screamed.
Hopefully this was a bad dream! I cried a lot while my sisters and brothers laughed in my face. I ran away crying all the way to my bed. Why does she have to die? I quickly fell asleep. Discord started crying so hard the ground shaked. The siblings laughed as the world broke into pieces.
Then I woke up. It was just a dream! Unfortunately, mom really did die. I cried so much, the room filled up with water. I flew out and all the way to the clouds. Then I saw a pony.
“MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! THESE COOKIES WILL BE BANNED FROM EQUESTRIA! PONIES WILL LIVE BORED WITH NO COOKIES! I WILL BAN PONIES WITH COOKIE CUTIE MARKS!” Said the pony.
I hated how loud she was. Then I heard her say,
“ILL START WITH THE COOKIE FAMILY!”
I had no time to waste. It doesn’t matter if the world is in danger, but my family needs me!
I flew over to warn my siblings and they laughed. I told Discord and he laughed so hard he farted and burped and cried at the same time. I then said, “FINE! IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME THEN GET CAPTURED!” I ran away to the house crying. I looked at the pictures on the wall. They had me and my siblings making discord’s stone statue ugly as a punishment for spilling milk on the carpet. That was fun! It was 20 years ago. There was also the time Discord accidentally broke a cookie and mom got so mad she turned him into a chicken. That was funny too. 3 years ago! I also so Mom And discord hugging. It was adorable! It was 2,000 years ago. Then I saw the picture of our happy family before my siblings started being mean. 30 years ago. I looked at it sadly. Then all of a sudden I heard screams.
My family!