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// Three: Pranks 
// Story: Doofy in Equestria 
// by LightningChaser04 
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Twilight then woke up. She did the morning routine. After breakfast, she trotted over to her desk and picked up the book she had been reading the day before, The Duel: Bare vs. Hoofilton. She opened the page to where her bookmark was and started to read. Except, she couldn’t read. The text had changed! Instead of the Equestrian, everything was printed in Zebrecan!

She put the book down and reached for the next one, Mystic Magic of Marelin the Magnificent. But the text in this book was in Germane! She reached for the third book, Wisdom & Wit, but this one was in Griffon! Every one of the books Princess Cadence sent her had been changed to a foreign language. “Curse you, Discord the Draconequus!” yelled Twilight.

Twilight let it out of her system and calmed down. She then grabbed another “in case of emergencies” book. 

Cloudominium, Ponyville

Rainbow Dash was chillaxing on a chair when knock-knock!
Somepony at the door. Rainbow Dash got off the chair and headed down the hall. After descending the staircase, she flew across the foyer and opened the front door. “Applejack!” she greeted.

“Howdy Rainbow!” replied the farmpony.

“What’re you doing here AJ?”

“Ah’m just here with yer twice weekly delivery of apples.”

“Thanks! I needed a LOT of apples to make my own apple cider! .”

Applejack used the hot-air balloon to go down. Grabbing a heavy basket, she returned to Rainbow. “Here ya go!”

Rainbow looked down at the basket of fruit. “Uh, Applejack? These are pineapples.”

“It’s just a different type of apple.”

“No, they’re pineapples.”

“Pineapples.”

“Pineapples.”

“Pine-apples.”

Rainbow leaned in and glared at Applejack. She could detect no deceit, nor any smirk, smile, or curl of the mouth. “Discord!!! Park your butt in here RIGHT NOW so I can blast it into the sun!” she yelled.


Rarity was trotting down to the fabric store when 

Coming down the street Rarity spied the conspicuous black and white stripped zebra Zecora. To think when she arrived in Ponyville the townsfolk had treated her with fear and suspicion. Even Twilight had succumbed to thinking Zecora was some type of witch, hexing and cursing her friends... Twilight Flopple, Spitty Pie, Rainbow Crash, Flutterguy, Appleteeny... 

“Hello Zecora,” greeted Rarity.

“Hello Rarity”

“How are you today Zecora?” 

“I’m fine.”

“You don’t sound fine.”

“Well, it’s just that – say, what’s going on?”

“What do you mean?”

“Normally you rhyme all the time.” Rarity frowned. “Nothing to fear, I’ll get Discord here. Oh, no! Now I’m rhyming!” “DISCORD! What have you done?” 

Fluttershy’s cottage

Fluttershy was having an afternoon nap. “Now Doof!” whispered Discord. Doofenshmirtz used a moustache-inator to give Fluttershy a moustache. 10 minutes later, DingDong! Fluttershy opened the door. “Hello sir, is miss Fluttershy home?” asked the mailpony
“I am Fluttershy” replied the buttercream pegasus. 
“Your name is Fluttershy, sir?” 
“Yes, and why are you calling me sir?” “Sorry, I just thought.. with the moustache and all.” “Moustache?” Fluttershy ran inside and screamed. “Discord, can you remove it?” “Sorry Fluttershy..”  said the draconequs. She forgave him and said it was ok.

7:00 pm:
“Great Pranks we did, huh Doofy?”
“Yep! Hilarious, but tomorrow we’ll steal all the pretzels.” 
“Why’d you make it anyway?” 
“Watch on Phineas and Ferb. It’s on Disney+”
The inator was hit by a falling broom, and then it exploded. (Self destruct)