//------------------------------// // The fight // Story: Princess Cookieheart’s story // by MelodyStories //------------------------------// 3 months after we became marefriend and stallionfriend we saw a pony stepping on cookies. I got mad. Why would this pony disrespect the Princess Rules? I decided to tie him up. Discord laughed in the most cutest way ever. It was so dreamy. Then he turned the pony into a basketball and started playing. I laughed so hard. Then I had an idea! This pony needs a taste of his own medicine. I turned the pony into a cookie and ate it. Delicious! Discord then turned the cookie that the evil colt broke into a pony cookie filly with horns that look like discord’s. Our own kid! We played with her until it crumbled into pieces. I started crying. Discord said there is no way to make a baby pony like that. So we left and went to discord’s house. I cried about how I wanted a baby. Discord said he knows how to. My family didn’t tell me how fillies are made because they wanted me to be stupid. Then he taught me how to do it. The next day I yawned. I forgot what happened. Then I remembered everything. I wanted to do it again! Then, I saw the calendar. “Discord! It’s time for the party!” We went to the party with a cookie pony, but it crumbled again. I started crying. Then I remembered I’ll have a real baby soon and smiled. We went over to our friends and said “hi!” After the party, we went back home early because my stomach hurt, I thought maybe it was because I ate 3828 whole boxes of cookies, but I’m the cookie Princess! I can’t get sick from cookies! Discord called the doctor and the doctor said, “No more cookies for a while. go back to the bed.” I started crying. “I LOVE COOKIES!” I screamed. “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT DISCORD!! HOW DARE YOU CALL THE DOCTOR FOR NORMAL PONIES! I NEED SPECIAL PRINCESS CARE! I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU! YOU CAN’T BE A FATHER!” The doctor then said the meanest thing. He said “I don’t like cookies.” I slowly turned around to his ugly face. Then, I turned him into ice cream and swallowed it. Discord was scared. His beautiful blue eyes were filled with tears. He started crying. “WAAAAAAAHHHHH!” He said. I turned him into stone. Then, I started crying. How could my boyfriend hurt me like this? I told the mane 6. They all hated discord now. “I wish we never let discord out of stone! How dare he hurt the Princesses feelings!” Said Twilight. “What a big meanie!” said Pinkie Pie. “What a hideous beast!” Said Rarity. “What a monster! I’m happy we divorced!” Said Fluttershy. “Yee hah!” Said Applejack. “We should break his new prison!” Yelled Rainbow Dash. “My Stallionfriend is in punishment. We’re teaching him a lesson. Don’t break him, but make him look ugly and draw on him!” I said. Every pony left to make discord ugly. That’s what the meanie deserved. I went to say hi to Derpy. “Want a cookie?” I said. “I’m looking for muffins!” Said Derpy. I understood why ponies hate her now. She’s so mean! “Twilight! Get Derpy!” I shouted. Derpy yelped as Twilight Sparkle tied her up. “Send her to Tartarus.” I said. The terrified pony started wailing. “No! I love you queen! I love cookies! I hate muffins! I will n-n-n-never eat a m-m-muffin ag-g-gain!” Derpy Hooves started breaking into tears when she said never eat a muffin again. I was satisfied. I reformed my first villain! “Let her go.” When Twilight let her go, Derpy stopped crying and smiled at me. “Your new name is Cookie Hooves, and I will change your cutie mark.” I changed her cutie mark into a cookie. Cookie Hooves started shaking as she was being turned into a cookie pony. This made me excited! I had an idea. I ran over to discord’s statue and turned him back. Then I said these words. “I will marry you again if you apologize and give me the best gift ever.” Discord gave me a cookie and said, “I am so sorry for being so mean. I really feel bad for not getting you a Princess doctor. I am the worst stallionfriend.” I was still mad. “Indeed you are.” I said sternly. Discord started crying and screaming and farting and whining again. I wouldn’t even care if something happened to him. All of a sudden, a strange half pony half vampire butterfly called a monsterfly got him. We started screaming.