FUSION FALLS: TAKE TWO!

by The Cowardly Christian

HeadHuntress

A crowd had gathered for the grand-reopening of the Mystery Shack's wax museum! Many people had come to see it, including the Scotdale sisters.

The sisters had taken a liking to the Mystery Shack and had dragged their little sister Sunset along for the ride... Well, not so much 'drag' so much as grabbing her and carrying her over their shoulder. Sunset doesn't even bother to yell to her parents...they were already waving after them and wishing them a fun day...

"Annnd...That's why I'm here," said Sunset with a sigh as she sits next to Dipper and Wendy.

"I can relate, I'm outnumbered by my younger brothers," Wendy said sympathetically.

"I'm 16 with Alana, and Oban being the closest to my age at 20," Sunset explained.

"I'm 15 myself," Wendy added.

"Really?" Sunset ask looking at her skeptically.

"I take after my dad in height," Wendy admitted with a shrug.

"Lucky you, I'm on the short end of things. With all my sisters at the shortest being 6'10", and both of them, Alana, and Oban still not done growing," Sunset admitted irritably.

"So everyone else but you are multiple births?" Dipper asked Sunset curious.

"Yup, two pairs of eights and one nine," Sunset elaborated.

"So many sisters," Wendy said amazed.

"This is nothing, only half of my sisters are here."

"What?" both of them exclaimed.

"I have 58 older sisters in all."

"Then where are the others?"

"Got married, moved away to start a life on their own, got job offers out of state, joined the army, navy, air force and all that. These are the ones who still lived at home to help out at the ranch before mom and dad sold it."

"How did your mom manage to have all of you and your sisters?"

"She is very big to begin with,"

"What? Big?" Dipper asked confused.

"Haven't you seen her yet?" Wendy asked Dipper.

"No, I haven't," Dipper confesses.

"You know my dad, Manly Dan? Well Sunset's dad is just as big as him, while her mom is even bigger."

"Mom was just able to handle having so many children because she was just so big." (1)

"So any nieces and nephews yet?" Dipper asked with interest.

"Sister Ann, Bella, Celly, Debby, Ellen, Fanny, Ginny...," Sunset listed them off.

"Wow and I thought my family was big," Lincoln said astonished as he came back to sit by them.

"How many in your family?" Sunset ask.

"I have 10 sisters," Lincoln said.

"Lucky you," Sunset said in teasing envy. "By the way, why are all of you here? I mean, I know Stan is making a big deal of this..but come on it's basically giant wax dolls. Hardly much of an attraction compared to other crazy crap we've seen"

Lincoln rubbed the back of his head awkwardly"Well...Pinkie Pony gave out fliers promising free pizza if we came...soooo..."

"Wait, so Everyone is just here for free pizza?" Sunset asked in an incredulous yet amused way.

Resounding sounds of 'yep', 'uh, huh', 'pretty much', 'Who doesn't love pizza?' Came from all across the audience.

Before anyone can say more, Stan clears his throat over the microphone onstage getting everyone's attention.

"You all know me, folks! Town darling, 'Mr. Mystery.' Please, ladies, control yourselves!"

Ronnie wondered which ladies he's talking about, she looks to the older women of the camp group. Milla Vodello, Gloriosa Daisy, Huntress Wizard, Violet and Gwen all share a look with each other and shake their heads. Ronnie then turn to Sunset's older sisters who all pointed to three women in the audience staring blankly ahead, who have flies swarming around them.

One of the women who is wearing a high collar grey jacket that covered most of her lower face and wore a pair of sunglasses with a wide brim hat... there was something off about her as it looks like there are cracks on her face... But then Ronnie just dissmisses it as her just being a non-human and turns back to the stage where Stan is still talking.

"As you know, I always bring the people of this fair town all manner of novelties and befuddlements, the likes of which the world has never known. But enough about me. Behold... me!" Stan shouted as he uncovers Wax Stan.

Soos makes a fanfare sound on his keyboard, then makes a "Ye-ah! Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah!" sound. Two people in the audience politely clap and someone coughs. Right before Sunset's sisters cheered loudly, causing many to stare at an embaressed Sunset.

"They like this kind of stuff," Sunset admits reluctantly.

"And now a word from our own Mabelangelo!" Stan said as he waves for Mabel to come onto the stage.

"It's Mabel," Mabel said as she takes the microphone. "Thank you for coming! I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids!"

"Ewwwwww," most of the audiences groaned.

"Yeah. I will now take questions!" Mabel said as she points to Old Man McGucket. "You there!"

"Old Man McGucket, local kook. Are the wax figures alive? And follow-up question, can I survive the wax-man uprising?"

"Um...Yes! Next question!" Mabel said pointing to Toby Determined.

"Toby Determined," said man said holding up his 'microphone'. "Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper. Do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world?"

"Your microphone's a turkey baster, Toby," Stan pointed out.

"It certainly is-," Toby admitted with a defeated sigh.

"Next question," Stan said pointing to Shandra Jimenez.

"Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter. Your flyers promised free pizza with admission to this event," she said showing the flyer. "Is this true?"

"uh, That's suppose to say a raffle for a free pizza," said Stan quickly while hastily holding up a pizza box...his eyes darting back and forth.

"WHAT!" Rainbow Dash shouted out while many others in the audiences start getting mad as well.

"I told Pinkie over there- Stan pointed to Pinkie the pony -For the flyers to say one person will win a free pizza with admission."

"I thought you meant free pizza for everyone," Pinkie insisted while sweating under the glares around her.

"There you go, you all your wasted time is because of Pinkie there. Good night, everyone!" Stan said as he uses a smoke bomb to escape, taking the admission fee with him and leaving Pinkie by herself with an angry mob.

"BYE!" Pinkie shouted as she runs away.

"Don't worry everyone," Sunset said. "I'll just hire her again to work the dunking booth at the waterpark."

"Why would she do that?" Shandra asked.

"She needs the money," Sunset said with a shrug.

Luna poked her head into her sister's Celestia room...she'd been locking herself in her more and more. Inside she found her sister laying in bed as she has been doing since Sunset's family had moved in. Celestia had been trying to mend the bond she use to share with Sunset but all of her attempts in doing do failed. As Sunset kept saying she'd had her chance and blew it...it also didn't help she kept trying to get Sunset to go easier on the ponies...

Luna has seen how her parents, Mr and Mrs Scotdale interacted with Sunset. A far cry from how Celestia interacted with Sunset. Celestia did adopted Sunset but she treated her more as her student then as a mother as she should had been. All of her attempts at bonding with Sunset were more as a teacher then mother. To be fair, Celestia was a better teacher then mother...but that just wasn't what Sunset needed...what she ALWAYS needed.

"You can't be doing this to yourself," Luna said.

"What's the point? I lost my power, my crown, my kingdom, and my daughter," Celestia said somberly.

"Come now sister...perhaps we can have a mares night out? Gather some friends and have-

"I don't have friends, just subjects," Interupted Celestia in sad resignation.

"What?" Asked Luna baffled

"I'm a prime example of 'The Cobbler's Children Have No Shoes' in effect," elaborated Celestia.

"Again, What?"

"I Read it on tv tropes online. It means a character is very good at their profession but is completely unable or unwilling to use this ability to help themselves or their own family. In my case I was a mother figure for all ...except the one that mattered, my own daughter Sunset." (2)

Before Luna could say anything of comfort...

The two alicorns found themselves trampled as the 4th wall of the room shatters and a familiar pink pony is chased by an angry mob...

The Royal Flush Waterpark resort was a popular resort during the summer tourist run. But even during the fall and winter months, the indoor pools and heated pools stay open. There are also the spa areas, hot tubs, saunas, steam rooms, even having different types of baths, like an Asian bathhouse for those who wanted to try, for people to wash themselves after enjoying the pools. It's also one of the resorts that is partly owned by Sunset, with the waterpark being directly owned by her.

"Dude you do know that just about everyone at the wax opening has a reason to chop off the wax statue of Stan," Wendy said to Dipper.

The two were currently looking into the 'death' of Wax Stan- mostly because they had nothing else to do -Dipper had originally wanted to do this with Mable...but thanks to all the recent events and 'visions'...he decided to do this with Wendy instead...among other reasons...

"I know, but thankfully we can write off a lot of them thanks to most of them having formed a mob and are now repeatedly dunking Pinkie Pie at the dunking booth." Continued Dipper, pointing to said dunking booth.

"that plus the fact the axe was left handed, a shoe that has a hole in it, and the time when the crime happened leaves us with only a few people to find," Dipper said happily.

"Well there is only a few people left on the list," Wendy said. "Hey why did you ask me?"

Dipper blushes and starts to get a bit sweaty, "Oh...y'know...just thought I'd do something different...something on my own... spend time away from her and be on my own- cough -I mean! Also you know more about Gravity Falls and the places around it. And that you have a trike to get us around," said Dipper quickly... the 'also your amazing and sexy' reason was of course left out.

"Yeah it's my mom's," Wendy said...trying very hard to ignore a certain tantalizing 'scent' in the air...

"Haven't seen your mom yet," Dipper said, quickly changing the conversation.

"Yeah, mom is always busy at work."

"What does she do?"

"She works at at the Mystic resort the Native American theme resort with most of the workers being native non humans"

"You're mom is a non human?"

"Yeah She's a... deer woman." Admitted Wendy reluctantly.

"Wait you mean one of those shape shifters?" Dipper asked while racking his memory of what he knew about that particular folklore.

"Yeah, mom met dad when he was cutting down some trees and they hooked up," Wendy explained...while trying to hide her blush as she remembers the original X-rated version of the story...

Her father had been cutting trees when he found an injured nymph who's tree had been badly damaged during a recent storm. He'd tried to heal her but her mom had been nearby and saw him coming at her with an axe, assumed the worst and tried to attack him. Believing her to be a predator trying to kill the Nymph, Manly Dan had responded in kind.

Believing him to be another asshole trying to rape an innocent Nymph, her mother had tried to rape him and suck his life force dry as a fitting punishment...

However her dad had- Wendy always threw up in her mouth a bit at this part -'enjoyed' this and it had turned him on...

Her mother- being young and inexperienced at this point -was completely unprepared and overwhelemd by the pure BLISS of the large amount of arousal and lust coming from Dan...which essentially left her deeply intoxicated...

One thing lead to another...the nymph was quick to clear things up...then join them in a threesome...the Wendy's future aunts showed up to join the party...

"So do you and your brothers have any powers?" Dipper asked, mercifully breaking Wendy out of her traumatic reminiscing of her mothers graphic storytelling.

"My brothers don't have any powers but for me once I'm an adult, I'll be able to transform into a deer like mom...among other things" Wendy quietly says that last bit turning a shade of crimson that matches her hair.

"Wait, don't deer women kill men?" Dipper asked concerned, not noticing Wendy's discomfort.

"No, that's not true!" Wendy then looks conflicted and give a out a nervous cough, "...most of the time anyways. It depends on the situation," Wendy defended awkwardly.

"Oh, ok," Wendy let's out a sigh of releif as Dipper drops the subject and goes back to the list of suspects.

"Who's next?" Asked Wendy, happy to be moving on from her least favorite subject.

"Human Rainbow Dash, who should be working here."

"Hey there's Sunset we can ask her," said Wendy spotting the girl.

Dipper look up from the list and saw Sunset in a one piece swimsuit who is talking with a shorter girl with long blonde hair who is also dressed in a one piece. But what REALLY caught his attention is Sunset's sisters who are all wearing different swimsuits, but with how big and shapely they are...

Dipper had to quickly look away as his little Dipper began to go stiff.

A flustered Wendy took a sniff of the air on reflex and went red a she too felt herself go horny from the scent of Dipper's arousal...

They both quickly focused on the two older redheads who they guessed were the parents, Mr. Scotdale who had on a pair of swim trunks and a shirt, and Mrs. Scotdale who is dressed in a one piece made to fit her... 'body frame' for lack of a better term that wasn't rude.

"Is that Sunset's mom?" Dipper asked as he mercifully calmed down.

"Yup and don't make her mad as she's super strong," a flustered Wendy said quickly walking to the group and away from the intoxicating aroma of her new friends awakening desires.

"Hi Dipper, Wendy," Sunset said. "This is Pacifica Northwest."

"Hello," Pacifica greeted. Ordinarily, she wouldn't be so cordial to a pair of commoners or a CORDUROY...but it wouldn't do to be mean to clear friends of one of her dads most important partners.

"Hi," Dipper said having brief flashes with images of said girl...some mean...but others...he wanted to say 'nice'?

"Do you know where Rainbow Dash is?" Wendy asked, ignoring the blonde who's family had caused hers nothing but trouble.

"Last time I saw her she was taking her break at the bathhouse, why do you two need to see her anyway?" Sunset asked curious.

"We're here to find out who went and chopped off the head of wax Stan," Wendy explains.

"Well don't look at me or my sisters, they like his stuff and I don't care enough to do it," Sunset said flatly.

"We already ruled you and your sisters out as well as anyone who couldn't had been in Gravity Falls when the chopping took place. Rainbow Dash is the next person we're going to see," Dipper said.

"Any clues?" Sunset asked and the two of them gave her the full recap.

"Ok, I'll look into this. Go ahead and talk to Rainbow. Just remember that the bathhouse has Mr. Handies in it. They're there to stop people from messing around, and to stop tsundere's from going around and hitting guys. Also, all the baths are mandatory co-ed your not allowed clothes. If someone acts perverted, report it and the offender will be punished accordingly. But any physical attacks will be punished with your clothes confiscated, your hands tied behind your back and being kicked out of the park to run home naked." Sunset said earning her baffled and slightly unnerved stares from Dipper and Wendy.

Sunset sighs, "Had a bunch of Japanese magical girls coming here trying to see if Gravity Falls would restore their powers. It didn't and there were a lot of Japanese girls going around hitting guys for anything they thought was 'perverted'. Which was stupid to begin with seeing how many of them are dressed how could they NOT expect people to stare at them? Anyway, the End result was many being jailed, fine and sued AFTER punching me through a wall when the boy they were trying to hit ducked." She grumbled that last bit.

"Oh yeah, I think I saw that on the news," Dipper said thoughtfully.

"Needless to say: many of them are now banned from traveling to the US. Seeing how many of them just don't understand how them going around shouting pervert and hitting people won't result in them getting the cops on them, and I'm just completely done with them! Naked is naked, get over it already!" Sunset exclaimed, her relaxed view on nudity was one of the few pony ideals she held onto. It didn't hurt that with so many non-humans with so many conflicting views of 'nudity', public nudity laws have been largely deemed- although technically still on the books -to be completely unenforceable.

"Alright then," Dipper said as he and Wendy quickly headed for the bath house to let the Princess simmer down.

Inside are people going to one of the different baths for either cleaning themselves off or to relax in one of the spas. There is a men and women's side with robot guards of Mr. Handies to keep things running smoothly. These have pincers on 2 of their arms and a pepper sprayer/tazer on the third.

On the walls are pictures of famous people who have visited the resort, but what caught Dipper's attention were the magical girl groups: Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ojamajo Doremi, the many different Precure groups, Onegai My Melody, Wedding Peach, Glitter Force and Magical Meow Meow.

There were also some non-Japanese magical girls; Winx Club, LoliRock, W.I.T.C.H., Angel's Friends, and Sky Dancers. He also noticed how many news clippings have been framed showing magical girls and other Tsundere's being arrested and banned from the resort.

Sadly, Rainbow was in the Co-ed part and the robots refused to let them in unless they were naked. Wendy could smell the anxiety, shame and repressed lust coming from Dipper...

"I'll just go in and talk to her myself Dipper, it's fine. Why don't you go into the steam room and relax, it looks nice." Reassured Wendy.

She quickly changes in a nearby stall, she leaves in just a towel...Dipper flusters but keeps his eyes on the ground...Wendy almost felt drunk from all the hormones she was taking in. She was getting so intoxicated, she nearly let her towel drop in front of Dipper before catching herself and quickly ran inside...

'what is wrong with me? hybrids like me don't start getting our powers for at least a couple more years! And why around Dipper?! He's several years younger then me for crying out loud!...not that he isn't a great guy...'

Wendy was so busy with this internal conflict-

Meanwhile, Dipper dose as Wendy suggests and enter the steam room with just a towel on. The room had wooden benches and rubber mats to keep people from slipping on the wet floor.

Dipper sat back and let himself relax, letting himself drift off as he used this time to remember those flashes that he's been having since the merge. The clearest images that he could remember is a rundown apartment where Mabel lives with a pig. He seems to be visiting her and giving her money to live on...

Dipper eyes narrowed as he spots someone in a black suit standing in the doorway. He couldn't make out the man's face thanks to all the steam in the air, all he could make out was a blank white bald head. The longer he look at the man he felt something pressing at the back of his head like one of those flashes that he gets. The flash hit as Wendy with her back turned to him is heading toward a jacuzzi- Wait, why'd she fall down!? Was she hit!? She's falling into the pool with the bubbles hiding her body!

Dipper eyes shot open once the flash was over, the 'man' who stood in the doorway now gone. Dipper rush out of the room, losing his towel as he did so. He didn't care as he ran for the Jacuzzi's The Mr. Handy's race after him as Dipper search the jacuzzi's for the one that held Wendy. One of which has Sunset, Pacifica and some of her sisters in it who are all in their swimsuits.

"Dipper?" Sunset gasped in shock seeing Dipper standing there naked.

"Eww," Pacifica said seeing Dipper's little bits hanging out in the open.

"Not much for an eww," Oban said with a snicker.

"He's still a kid," Shanath defended while also giggling.

"And he's just around Pacifica's height," Cora added while also stifling a laugh.

"He hasn't gone through his growth spurt yet," Kina affirms while also looking amused.

"Need to find Wendy," said an oblivious yet focused Dipper running off with the Mr. Handy's chasing after him.

Dipper finally came upon an empty room with the bubbles turned on and spots long red hair floating among the bubbles. Dipper drove in and grab Wendy lifting her head out of the water. Dipper struggle as he tries to lift Wendy out of the water. He didn't have the strength to lift her completely out, but he was able to bring her head up out of the water...but she clearly wasn't breathing! No time for awkwardness, he starts to give her CPR.

Given how he had to both hold her up and do this...this would've been doomed to fail if Wendy were PURE human...fortunately she was half deer woman, giving her just enough extra vitality to-

Wendy coughed out the water...and looked right up at a relived Dipper... "I...Dipper?"

The sight of the boy who'd saved her being punched by his newly arrived sister, naturally didn't sit well with Wendy-

Fortunately, Susnet and the rest of the crowd that had gathered to see the spectacle was able to pull the pissed off Wendy from Mable.

"What happened?" Asked Sunset.

"Someone hit me in the back of the head and tried to drown me."

"And I had a strange vision that showed me that happening."

"And I just came here wondering what Dipp- DIPPER YOUR NAKED!" Mabel shouted suddenly while nursing her black eye.

"What?" Dipper asked looking down and saw that he's naked in front of a bunch of women. He quickly drove into the water to hide.

"Why you hiding? No one could see anything anyway." Teased Pacifica...while also being a little jealous a Corduroy has a guy willing to humiliate himself to save her...

"Hey! Be nice!" Asserts Sunset as she gives her a dope slap.

"I can't believe it that you went without me just so you could run around naked," Mabel said annoyed.

"No he didn't, he saved my life," Wendy affirmed irritably.

"He did?" Mabel asked, having been too busy nursing her eye to listen...

"Yes he did, and be glad your just a little kid and we have more important things to focus on, otherwise I'd have the Handy's strip you and make you streak home!" Snarled Sunset annoyed, scaring Mable further...

Sunset then turns to Dipper, "Also Dipper, that was a pretty heroic thing you did just now- don't get me wrong -but next time just alert the robots. Among other things they have tubes to suck water out of lungs and fill them with air."

Dipper face-palmed and groaned as he realized he'd basically flashed his goodies to everyone for nothing. Wendy giggled and gave him a hug in thanks...and then immediately remembered They were both still naked and immediately went to opposite sides of the Jacuzzi.

Everyone- minus an a certain annoyed blonde - giggled at the two flustered adolescents actions. But Sunset was quick to stifle her mirth and get everyone attention.

"Okay everyone, listen up! This whole 'Wax Stan' thing is now a REAL, legit crime case now! That means we need to take it seriously! So Mable you can come with, but no more 'tsundere antics', got it?

"Okay, I'm Sorry," Mabel said feeling down.

"Wait how'd you even get here?" Dipper asked.

"I got a ride from Soos," Mabel said pointing behind her.

The crowd looked to see Soos standing there.

"Yo," Said the Handyman.

"Alright someone get these two a towel, I'll question Rainbow Dash just to be thorough. But after that- she pauses to put on sunglasses -this perp's STREAK of luck comes to an end."

Everyone looks behind to see a random guy who'd just screamed. "Sorry, stepped on a nail..." He mumbled

In front of the Gravity Falls Gossiper, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos are there with Blubs, Durland and officer Public. Wendy went home after being nearly killed- well that was the reason she GAVE, but really she just needed to got some deer lady hormone suppressants FAST.

Officer Public Reasons that whoever tried to kill her might also be the one who chopped the head off of wax Stan. In fact he was starting to wonder if someone had been trying to kill him but got wax Stan by mistake. Both Blubs and Durland are inside questioning Toby Determined while the others waited outside.

Officer Public used to be Private Public who used to work for General Specific who ran the Secret Military Organization which chased after a sheep named Sheep. So that Sheep could be used to power a sheep powered ray gun...yeah, we don't get it either but just roll with it...

Anyway, after the merge they were shut down and everyone had to find new jobs. Sunset was quick to hire most of the old soldiers. She then gave Public the job to help the Gravity Falls police force become more competent. And after a year of hard training, reorganization, discipline and having doctors check out strange 'abnormalities' in their brain chemistry.

"Wow I still can't believe you used to work for an army who spent millions trying to catch one Sheep," Mabel said baffled.

"I know, which is why it has been shut down," Explained Officer Public.

"What happend to everyone else you used to work with?" Soos asked.

"Lady Richington lost all her money and ended jail after attacking so many people with her steel wig, General Specific is now Baker Specific, Sheep and Swanky are now living on the farm of Farmer John, The Angry Scientist is now working for the government, The Plot Device is working with me at the station and Oxymoron collapsed and went bankrupt. Thanks to a combination of numerous safety violations, people dying from their quicksand rentals and life-force powered lights, constantly breaking and entering into people's homes to shoot commercials and no one buying their insane products since the merge."

"'The Big City' seems to have been like 'The City' in how many things are allowed to happen," Dipper noticed thoughtfully

"Alright you can all come inside," Durland said opening the door of the newspaper building.

Once inside they were informed that Toby couldn't have been the one who chopped the head off of wax Stan or the one who attacked Wendy. He had security footage of him inside the building at both times. He does have a hole in his shoe but it's the wrong size.

"If I were you, I'd be embarrassed," Toby mocked the kids.

"Sir, with all due respect...," Public said glaring at Toby. "A grown man who has nothing better to do with his Saturday night then make out with a cardboard cut-out has no business judging others."

"Awww," Toby groaned.

"Oh! Burn!" Blubs said as he and Durland laughs at Toby.

"Hey, you know what? Now that I look at it more closely... isn't this the same axe that one wax woman was holding?" Soos asked as he examines the evidence inquisitively.

"The what's-her-name who chopped her parents up?" Durland asked.

"We just figure that whoever did it just grabbed it from her," Mabel said with a shrug.

"Unless... it's really one of the wax statues that did it! Which would also explain why there isn't any fingerprints on the axe!" Dipper reasoned suddenly.

Mable rolled her eyes, "Dipper this is serious, we don't have time for your-

"Wait a minute, hold the phone...Dipper might be on to something." Said Sunset who'd come along.

"Say what now?" Asked a dumbstruck Mable. No one EVER took Dipper serious! It was DIPPER for crying out loud!

"Is there a hole in the wax dummies shoes?" Asked Officer Public.

"Well...okay technically there are holes in the shoe is where I poured the wax into the mold, but come on guys. Wax figures? That's just silly." Mabel adds dismissively.

Everyone looks at her weird. "Uh...Mable? You live in a world that was forcibly merged with hundreds of other crazier worlds and have seen gnomes, giant mechanical abominations, borderline demonic cats and sea monsters...why is this so hard to believe?"

Mable was again thrown by the show of support Dipper's 'crackpot theory' was getting...what was happening here?

"Uh...?" Mable babbled, unsure how to respond-

Thankfully Dipper interrupts, "Never mind that now. Guys I just thought of something: we have Living wax statues who have been locked away for over 10 years and now want revenge on the one who locked them away..." Dipper trails off as everyone went pale as they realized what he was saying...

"Quick, to the shack!" Public shouted as they all ran.

Once the group got to the shack they found Frank the two headed dog barking wildly and trying to get out of the outdoor fence he's kept in. Mabel quickly freed Frank who raced into the shack with the others and burst into the room where the wake for wax Stan is being held.

Dipper and the others found Stan tied to the chair with magical runes written around on the floor. And he's surrounded by the wax statues who had been placed on chairs in front of the coffin that held wax Stan. There is also the woman who was at the opening in the high collar grey jacket there as well.

"Hands up!" Blubs shouted as he, Durland and Public aim their guns at the woman.

They rush forward as Frank leaped into action barking wildly forcing the woman to back away from Stan while Soos and the kids went for Stan.

"So it's that woman," Dipper said as he helped untie Stan.

"Thanks kids," Stan said getting up.

"Oh, I wouldn't thank them just yet," wax Sherlock Holmes said as he and the other wax statues came to life.

"So you are alive!" Mabel gasped. "Are you magic?"

"No, we're cursed. Only coming to life when the moon is waxing. And we will have revenge on Stan by bringing to life the wax statue of our fallen number," wax Holmes said.

"Y'know if you'd just TOLD me you were alive, I wouldn't have locked you up in the first place." Pointed out Stan gruffly.

The wax figures looked at him stunned, "Wait...for real?" Asked wax Coolio in disbelief.

"Well...yeah! I'm all about using oddities to rake in the dough! Your a bunch of freaking LIVING wax people. I'd have made a killing on a 'moonlight wax tour of hell'...or something like that. Heck, I'd have probably let you leave the shack; renting you out to parties, pranks, or Celebrity stand-in's!" Exclaimed Stan in both sincerity and annoyance that he'd literally let such a profitable venture slip through his fingers...

There was a LONG, awkward pause...

"Wow...we really didn't think this through." Said an embarrassed Wax Sherlock as he realized he and his friends suffering had actually been very easy to avoid... "Hey, I don't suppose-

"Hold it! We had a deal! And unless you want to end up like honest Abe, you'd better not try to screw me over!" Snapped the woman as she flicked her fingers, causing the other wax people to briefly glow in a magic haze...

The wax figures shudder, but concede. "Sorry, but the deal we made with her was magically binding." Admitted Wax Sherlock as they advanced.

"Hey, wait. If you can only be brought to life by a waxing moon how is that one alive?" Dipper asked pointing to the woman.

"Oh, our old friend isn't QUITE like us," wax Holmes said with a smirk.

The woman took off her jacket, hat and glasses, revealing that she's a living female mannequin. Who leaps at the 3 cops who fired their guns at her but didn't stop her even as bullet holes and pieces of her were blasted off. Forcing the 3 cops to take her on hand to hand, with Frank biting at the female mannequin. (3)

"Rusty bodyguard mode!" Soos shouted as the wax statues advanced on him, Stan and the kids.

Bursting into the room the Mr. Handy, Rusty hearing the voice command from Soos activated and rush to save it's owners. The wax statues all gasp in horror seeing the welding torch and saw blade that Rusty is armed with. Rusty attack the wax statues chopping off heads and melting them.

Meanwhile, Sunset had stayed outside just in case it was an ambush, she watched and charged in just as they distracted with Rusty...

Soon the wax statues- caught in this pincer movement - were all taken care of thanks to the combined efforts of the two.

The female mannequin was the only on not down and out, after throwing a flash bang down, she grabs Dipper and is about to run with him as a hostage-

A red doe slams into her from behind, sprawling her out and catching Dipper by the scruff of his neck...Dipper looks up stunned at the RED Doe's GREEN, radiant eyes...

"Wendy?" He asks amazed. She gives him an affectionate nuzzle, "Now were even" She says with a smile...all the while resisting the burning impulse in her loins that compels her to untransform, expose her nudity to the world and ravish the boy in front of her...

Meanwhile, the others take advantage of the ladies disorientation to pounce on her. Breaking off her limbs just to be sure she could no longer move...before throwing the rest of her into the fire...

"Ok, it's over now," Sunset said as she and the others grab wax parts and threw them into the fireplace as well.

"We'll also be taking wax Stan just in case," said Public.

"Sure go ahead," Said an exhausted Stan dismissively. "I'm through with wax statues."

"Don't worry we got them all." Mabel said as she tossed the screaming head of wax Shakespeare into the roaring fire.

After double-checking to make sure they didn't miss any parts, Public asked all of them to come with them to file a report at the station.

Dipper asked if he could ride there on Wendy, a flustered Wendy politely refuses...and quickly runs home...the idea of Dipper ridding on her 'technically' naked form...she needed a COLD shower FAST!

As they left the room they didn't see the air vent cover that's under a table having been opened. Out of it pops Larry King...who- after making sure the coast is clear...hops outside...

He then sees someone, "Oh, it's you! Hey what gives!? You told us if we helped you bop off the red head and make a deal with that mannequin lady you'd assure our victory!"

The man said nothing...he just snapped his fingers and sets the head on fire...he then walks into a tree...leaving nothing behind saved for a crude drawing of a man with no face and the words...

Author's Note:

1 - Seeing how small women normally have a hard time giving birth with a c-section being used sometimes. I just figure that very large women would have an easier time, not to mention that their skeleton which would be bigger and wider, would have the hips that are wider then a smaller woman and be able to spread wider during birth.

2 - This happens a lot in real life.

3 - SCP-847