"Hey, you got a glass of water? My throat is kinda dry." Nikolai said, clearing his dry throat. Ipsy nodded.
"Sure, just go through there, there's cups on the shelf." she pointed to a wooden door at the end of the room. "Thanks." Nikolai said and proceeded towards the wooden door. The door didn't have a handle so he pushed it open, it creaked open effortlessly. It was a simple kitchen with a stove and a counter, a couple of cupboards hung on the wall, next to the sink was a shelf full of different types of cups and glasses. He took a transperent one and filled it with water, he brought the glass to his lips and took in the refreshing liquid.
'Since when have you drank any water, Nick?'
'Uhm...since I came to Equestria?'
'Mhm.'
'Wow, I haven't eaten anything either.'
'Dayumn, you've got a strong system man.'
'Like you didn't know Will.'
Nikolai set down the glass and made his way out of the kitchen.
'Bitch, go back to da kitchen!'
'Shut up, Will, it's not funny anymore.'
'Whahuh?'
Nikolai mentally sighed, he was in the living room again, Scootaloo and Ipsy were having some sort of conversation. Nikolai didn't pick up any of their words because he was too tired, his muscles ached and his eyelids already began resisting. "Hey, Ipsy, I'm really tired and wanna go to sleep, I'll see you in the morning for a coffee or somethin'?" Nikolai said, rubbing his eyes to show how tired he was. Ipsy smiled.
"Sure thing, Nicky, see you in the morning." he waved him goodbye, Nikolai retured the gesture and stepped outside. It was preety dark.
Nikolai began walking through the dead silent town for minutes, but the library wasn't within eye reach. He saw a violet taik round the corner of a grey house, Nikolai's curiosity overpowered his need fir slumber, so he followed the tail, as soon as he rounded the corner a relaxing scent reached the human's nose. As Nikolai turned his head, his nose made contact with a pony muzzle, a pair of green eyes stared back at him. Nikolai retracted and took a step back from the stranger, he observed her. It was a pony, standing on her hind legs, but her front hooves, were fingers, elegant and long. Also he noticed a little big detail on her chest. She had a very big uh...talent. Alright, she has massive boobs. The mare, or whatever was wearing a light red shirt that exposed her waist, and a pair of black jeans. Her violet mane and tail flowed in the night air.
"Hi there sweetie." she said in a soft voice, almost seducive. "Name's Double Entendre. But you, sweetheart, can call me E." she smiled.
'Is this what happens when a pony and a human have a child? Check if she has fur.'
Nikolai checked her hands, they indeed contained well kept, clean fur. "Double Entendre, I take it as your size." Nikolai winked, E's cheeks turned into a light shade of pink. "Oohh~, you sure are impressive at first." she stuck out the tip of her tongue in the corner of her mouth.
'You're making a move on her!'
'I was saying something nice!'
'Hurghuhah.'
'What?'
'Nutin'.'
"I didn't think ponies wore clothes, now did they?" Nikolai said with a sly smirk and a raised eyebrow. "I'm different than other ponies dear...sorry I haven't got your name." she said. "Oh how rude of me, I'm Nikolai, but you, miss E, can call me Nicky." he said, making a small bow with his head.
"E!" a feminine voice called out, from a corner turned up Rarity, but different, she had multiple facial scars, and a heart ingraving, litelary it was INgraved into her chest, like a tatoo, also on her left flank there were bloody teeth marks.
'Dayumn.'
"Oh Nicky! Oh I see you two already aqueinted eachother, how nice." Rarity said, stepping closer towards them. "Now that stabby Pinkamena, she gave us the scare, are you alright E?" Rarity asked, looking towards her friend. "More than ever." E replied.
"R-Rarity...what happened to you, the cuts the burns the bites?" Nikolai began, Rarity deek seek injured, but there was no sign of pain in her expression. "The cuts? Opal was a bit, hostile towards me, and assaulted me, I got mad and...nevermind. The heart ingraving? It was my piece of work, outstanding isn't it? Still stings a little. The bite marks? Rainbow Dash has been a nauhgty pony and bit my flank, after that I 'punished' her in my own way."
Nikolai's jaw hung open, he stared in awe.
'Hot...damn, man.'
'Holy buttfuck!'
"Now you both look 'very' tired, how about spending the night at my boutique?"
"Super idea!" E replied immidiatly, E and Rarity looked towards Nikolai, they couldn't hold a giggle. "Come on, Nicky.' E took him by the hand and proceeded to walk. Nikolai obeyed and walked with the mares.
'You just got offered a threesome!"
'No, Will! It's just a...sleep over, I guess.'
'Yeah, three adults, a BIG sleepover eh? Kinky.'
'Damn it Will! You make everything sound sexual!"
'I'm a comedian, and a sexual driven awesome guy! Shades!'
'You never change.'
'The more things change the more they stay the sam...Nick?'
'What, Will?'
'Remeber the internet?'
'Yes?'
'Tumblr?'
'...'
'Nick?'
'Holy, Jesus green shit.'
'What?'
'Those Tumblr blogs, Lil' Miss Rarity, Double-E. Pinkamena.'
'You've just now entered...A WORLD OF SHIT!'
'HOLY DOG SHIT!'
'Wait what? You're saying that those characters, and Pinkie Pie is...'
'A bloody, rampaging, giggling killer.'
'And Lil' Miss Rarity, a pain pleasured sex freak.'
'Mhm.'
'Sooo...'
'WAHT A TWIST!'
'It twisted your brain into a slush filled goo bowl.'
Nikolai looked over E, she was still holding his hand. Smiling.
'Well, buttfuck in the butt.'
'Will...'
'Yes?'
'You motherfucker Imma kill you!'
'Ya can't, suck ma cock!'
'You don't have one.'
'Damn it!'
'This fic is getting weird I quit!'
'Yeah, me too!'
Wait...what?