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// discord 
// Story: Rarity and Opalescence 
// by khaliljohnson12344 
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As rarity and opalescence walk by sugarcube corner, the lord of chaos suddenly appears. "Hello rarity!" rarity barely looks at him.  
"Hello" says rarity. Discord blinks. 
"How are you?" asked discord. 
"Fine." said rarity. Discord blinks once more than starts getting angry. 
"Ok, what is wrong?! Your acting like you don't trust me!" yells discord. Rarity looks at him. 
"That's because I don't" said rarity. 
"Why?" asked discord. 
"Because you have never once ever came up to me and said hello to me, ever." discord blinks and face palms. 
"Ok, fine, you got me!" confessed discord "I accidentally ripped one of fluttershy's favorite dresses, and I was wondering if you could fix it for me." rarity winces. 
"But I'm on an adventure with opal!" says rarity.  Discord gets puppy dog eyes. 
"Pleeeaaassseeee????" rarity winces again. 
"Ok, fine, I'll do it." discord jumps in the air. 
"Wonderful!!" says discord happily.  Rarity rolls her eyes. 
"I'm only agreeing to this because it's for fluttershy" discord winks and sticks out his tongue at her. 
"Duh, of course I know that" rarity winces for a third time. 
"Please don't ever wink at me again." discord rolls his eyes. 
"Oh fine, your no fun!"

Back at the Boutique rarity is using her sewing machine to fix fluttershy's dress. Then rarity speaks. 
"So, how did you even do this to her dress?" discord blinks and looks at her. 
"Well I was having an off day and I was angry, so, I kinda ripped her dress, hehe" rarity's eyes widen. 
"I beg to differ, this dress is way more than kinda ripped!" rarity said. "I mean it's more like destroyed, ravaged, mutilated, dismember....." before rarity could finish discord shoved his paw in her mouth. 
"Blah, blah, blah, I get it, just finish the dress!" when he released his paw from her mouth, rarity stuck her tongue out in disgust. 
"Ew gross! Now my mouth tastes hairy, never do that again!" discord just rolled his eyes and gave her a raspberry.  Rarity humphed and finished the dress.