At a Manehattan dockyard Purple Artist and Target boarded the cruise ship named Celestia and Purple Artist escorted her to there ocean view room.
They unpacked there bags where Target she asked if she asked if she wanted to be in Canterlot for a celebration like where he told her that she's his world besides that's time she spanked him and he hated her for awhile.
He told her they'll meet at the dining hall at 4 for dinner where they'll have dinner together and re meet again at 7 at night for bed where she told him agreed.
Purple he just enjoyed the air but soon fell sick where unbeknownst to him he gets sea sick and first time he ever been out at sea. Target she went and played shuffleboard for a few hours but Purple Artist he made his way back to there ocean view room.
He just climbed into the bed and lied there holding his stomach where he feels like throwing up. After playing shuffleboard she went inside and played billiards but told herself that this is the vacation they need but she doesn't know that her husband is sick.
At 4 pm she waited for Purple where he came galloping where the 2 went and got a table where he used his magic and pulled out a seat and pushed it in when his lovely wife sat in it just even for her to get in and out easily if necessary.
She did the same where he told her that she doesn't need to spoil him but she told him she'll treat him how ever due to she'll be heading a lot of his foals.
A waiter came and took there order where she told him that he's the best stallion there is and he told her that she's the cutest, hottest, prettiest, petite mare there is in the whole world but also the adorable and attractive mare there is.
They talked while there order came where she told him she should jump over the table and smother or bombard him with smooches and kisses but he told her to wait until there bedroom. She told him that she'll try to hold back.
The waiter came back and used his levitation magic and placed there spaghetti soaked in pasta sauce but she gotten her's with mushrooms and he gotten his with something like meatballs but not meat but both have garlic bread but she had a bowl of macaroni. They both have Kool aid like drink both orange flavor.
After dinner they went there separate ways where she went to have fun and Purple he lied down again after he brushed his teeth so his breath won't smell like garlic.
At 7 pm she opened the door but saw her husband already sleeping so she got her teeth brushed and joined him. She wrapped her 2 frontal hooves around him and called him her most precious baby but unbeknownst to him that his wife isn't suppose to eat garlic for medical stuff.
She had a peaceful night but Purple Artist didn't of him getting up and galloping over to a window and throwing up.
By the window he stuck his head out gasping for air on where whatever his wife ate with her dinner or on her dinner he's going to tell her not to eat it next time where him throwing up is one thing but whatever his wife ate to make her toot is a different story but he isn't going to complain where to him married ponies need to work together to have a successful marriage and not to argue all the time.
On the deck after brushing his short mane where his mane is only 3 1/2 inches tall but he keeps it within military regulations of having it has a buzz cut like. He talked to a mare a light amberish gray, with purple mane and blue eyes like Purple Artist and Target's eyes.
The 2 struck up a friendship where he asked on who she is where she told him that she's with the OPSS or Office of Pony Strategic Service.
She told him that she seen his military propaganda well propaganda that the War Department created for them using him as a poster stallion. He told her to get to the point where she told him that she's the most intelligent mare in the OPSS and he's the most bravest soldier where he quickly told her that he isn't going to mate with another mare unless if it's wife.
Target she came up to them and asked on what's going on where Purple told her that he's making a new friend where Target told him that she knows Ms Surveillance Observation and on what she really wants where Purple told her that her friend wants him to mate with him.
She told him to go to where she won't be mad or want to kill him but he told her no so she told her friend if nessacary to use force.
She started to trot away but used her magic where Target seen a orange magical aurora around him and he got dragged away where he said to himself that if he was a mare and if they were stallions then he would've bucked them aka kicked them.
Target she trotted away and went to play darts and other games on the cruise ship where she didn't have a negative thought on how she did when he went back to the military for the war.
By 4 back in the dining hall all 3 of them were at the same table where Purple his head was on the table where Target asked on what she do to him where she told him he tried to fight her not actually trying to hurt her fighting but finally gave in and since he gave up trying to fighting her and for the past 7 hours.
Target she used a energy spell and gave her husband a temporary boost of energy but he just used his hooves/legs as a pillow and continued to sleep. When the waiter came and asked on what they wanted where Ms Surveillance gotten water, Target gotten soda but ordered coffee for her husband no cream and no sugar.
The 2 mares talked to catch up on past time where neither of them believed that a book horse could've become a princess where if a book horse can become one then who can or can't but Target asked on on why she wants a foal where her friend told her that she's around 33-35 and thinking about having a foal to raise and chose Target's husband due to he's smart and strong and she's smart and she thinks it's a great combination.
The waiter came back with there drinks and she ordered for her husband but he got back up due to he smelled coffee but noticed the waiter walking away where his wife welcomed back to the real world and not snooze land but he told her to bite him but she didn't.
She told him that she ordered for him where she ordered him a apple fritter and a stew, she gotten macaroni and cheese and there friend got gotten some kind of fancy noodles.
At 7 the 2 went there separate ways where Purple he just slept on the cold wooden floor where Target told him to get his purple flank in bed where he told her that he's fine on the floor but she ordered him to get into the bed but he still refused so she her best intimidation of Sergeant Green which scared him and got into bed where she patted his head and told him that he's her pony and she just did her brother's voice to see how'll he would react and he reacted on how she expected.
They turned out the light and she curved and they 2 cuddled and she called him "Her pony" for the 2nd time where he kissed her on her head.
Throughout the night it was the same where he would trot over to the window and throw up while she slept like a baby where they only got 3 days left for the cruise to end.
Day 3 was the same where they got 2 days left but he called it the worst cruise of his life where he would've rather been on a air cruise instead but now he knows better.
The 2 spent the whole day together where they just spent the day on lawn chairs getting a tan but Target asked if it was right for them to leave there kids with his brother where he told her that she maybe having fun but he isn't entirely where he threw up a lot not adding that he had sex with another mare that he didn't want to but the misses said that he could but he didn't want to but finally gave in but not mentally or psychologically but wanted to get it over with but not going to mention that the other mare was better than his wife but if he told her that then she would've killed him or his brother in law will.
She asked if he said something where like normal he told her that she's the best mare in the whole world if not the whole galaxy and she told him on that's sweet but told him that when they get back to Ponyville that he's going to buy her a ring where she talked to her friend and he told her that she was better than Target and she told Target last night while he slept.
She asked on how many family members that related to him that are alive where he told her 5 out of 9 uncles where his grandparents wanted to have a mare but ended up with 9 colts 4 Unicorns, 3 Earth Ponies and 2 Pegasus's and another one lives in Manehattan also a firefighter not the one who died in the textile mill.
She asked on what they do for a living where he told her that 2 unicorns that there painters, the 3rd unicorn is a musician, 2 of the earth ponies are farmers and the 1 Pegasus is a teacher and the other 4 are dead where 3 smoked cigarettes and smoked them like how ponies eat a lot of candy then that one who died in the textile mill fire.
He then took a nap on the lawn chair but while he slept "This i Promise" by the Peagaus Horizons a parody of This I Swear by the Skyliners a song that came out in 1959/1960 then he sang "Since i do not have you with me" by the same group and the same real life band that came out in 1959.
She told him to stop singing and go and take his nap because a stallion of his strength of singing and being busy all the time needs energy but he told her that she can buck him off the cruise ship if she wants but she told her that she isn't going to hurt him unless if he did something to deserve to be hurting.
A few hours later when he got up he placed his hoof onto his torso but he was in pain where he looked down and his torso was all red where he got sun burnt but his back wasn't burnt where she asked if he wants the sun block now where he told her that this isn't funny then cursed Celestia's name for getting sunburn.
He just wore his sunburn with pride didn't care on what the other ponies thought about it but he went back to there room where he stood on the back of his 2 legs and placed on a shirt to hide his sunburn because he has a feeling if they make fun of him and the sunburn he has his gut is telling that he'll kill them.
He then roamed around the ship and asked himself on why his parents wanted another foal where the ideal family has a colt and a filly but if they were still alive they would've told him that he's the best son they or any family would ever had. Unbeknowst to him that his mother was from Ponyville and his father is from Appaloosa but they would've loved to see him grow up and become the stallion they would've wanted which is a adorable stallion and see him get married and so.
When night came he headed to bed before his wife came to the room he was talking in his sleep talking to his mother and father who he never got to meet where they told him in his dream that they need him but his wife needs him more but he wanted to meet them face to face where his sweet mother told him that one day they'll all be together.
Ponies or any other creature who never walked in his hooves don't know how it feels like to be a orphan and been raised by ponies who called themselves as his real parents but he knows that if they raise you as if you there own then there family.
In real life he started to cry where he wants to meet his real parents but only way he's going to meet them is when he dies and meets them in the afterlife but he would've prefer if he could meet them in real life.
Target she doesn't know on how he feels but she tried to cuddle with him but he would push her away wanting to be left alone.
In his dream she trotted looking for him where she found him talking to a red unicorn stallion and blue pegasus mare where his mother asked on who's the mare behind him where he turned around.
He told them that this is his wife Target Deadeye-Artist and they have a family back home but she was hugged by her real in laws and told her to keep him safe and keep his happy and proud heart to keep it running where she told them that he does that with her. He told his real parents that he would've love to have them meet there 4 foals or 7 foals from the first 3 from his first wife.
She spent her entire night in her husband's dream meeting his actual parents where his mother is kind, shows empathy, shows rationality, sociable, generous, beautiful, mature, heart pure of gold, & hard working where his father is hard working, mature, friendly, & confident, where there both caring and protective.
Target she learned where Purple got his singing from and his friendly and hard working side where he got his singing voice from his mother who her cutie mark is a harp for her love for music and his love of sports from his father who's cutie mark is a golf club but there personalities combined and created him.
In the morning Target left and in the real world she looked at her husband who had a big old smile on his face so she kissed him and got up where she took a shower and he kept his dream a reality of being with his parents and sister again.
In reality he was sobbing where he though it never would've happened of him meeting his real parents even though it's a dream it's real enough for him of being with his family again.
She got out of the shower and dried off using her levitation magic to get a town and try off but she walked up to her husband and kissed him on the bed and wished him to have the best dream he ever had where her parents are still alive and his aren't.
In the dining hall while eating breakfast she and her friend talked on where Purple Artist is where she told him that he's having the dream of his life of being with his parents who in reality are dead.
She told her that she joined his dream and his parents are the most wonderful ponies there is where she'll never meet ponies that friendly in the world.
The 2 mares just a grand old time on the ship but when it was 2 she checked up on her husband who was still asleep where soon in his dream he told his parents that he'll talk with them again soon. He then got up who he thinks it's only 8:30-10:00 in the morning where when he looked at the clock it was 2:30 in the after noon.
He fell out of bed where she galloped over there where he asked embarrassingly for help where she helped him get the covers that were wrapped around him and told him to get his beautiful purple flank topside or she'll ride him top side where he galloped up to the main deck where she trotted behind him.
The 2 stayed with each other where she enjoyed the trip and he didn't where when they returned to Manehattan and well he galloped off the ship where she took a nice walk going down the ramp.
The duo got there foals and niece and nephew and returned home where in the backyard they talked where he called it rude of her trespassing into his dream but told her that at lease they got to meet his parents.
After 11 months passed in the hospital Target she given birth to a blue Pegasus where they named her "Harp" after his mother who she got after his mother in law and a red unicorn named double eagle (3 under par) where his father's name was Albatross a golf term for 3 under par,
She told him that if he's happy where he said to her "I don't need anypony here but you and our family and my parents will always be in my heart." he said to her that he doesn't need anypony else but gave her a crushing hug.
While walking home she wrapped her moderate blue and orchid blue tail around his moderate purple tail and kissed him on the cheek which made him blush but he kissed her on the mouth as a rebuttal but he started to sing "Mine Way" by Finnhorse Sarver a parody of "My Way" by Frank Sinatra
In the morning while sitting on his rocking chair like Princess Twilight Sparkle she talked to Purple Artist who she asked about his sculpting skills where he told her there pretty good where she wanted to hire him.
He asked on what she wants where she told him a statue where she asked if she isn't turning into a dictator where she told him no where she told her that her friend passed away recently and wants a statue in her honor where he told her if she supplies him with the material then he won't bill her for his labor of building the statue.
She hugged him tightly and kissed him where inside Target she was sharpening a parring knife and said "Nopony is going to steal my husband away from me if they ask kindly to breed with him that's one thing but take him away not even royalty is going to take him away from me!" she said while sharpening a knife that no one is going to take Purple Artist away from her but if a female pony asked to mate with him that's a different thing.
In the morning of the next day Purple Artist got up bright and early at the crack of dawn but found alloys of copper and tin where before breakfast he worked on the statue but there was a note on who it's for and what to put for the memorabilia.
The plaque he placed on the statue he wrote "APPLEJACK THE BEST DARN EARTH PONY THAT WALKED OVER THE WORLD WHERE SHE WAS ALWAYS HONEST AND HARD WORKING. SHE MAY NOT HAD A LOVER NOR A FOAL OR WHATNOT SHE WAS THE BRAVEST PONY THERE WAS SHE WAS APART OF THE GROUP CALLED "MANE 6" AND SHE WAS THE MOST HONEST SHE WAS BRUTALLY HONEST." says the plaque on what Twilight Sparkle wanted to put but by 11:00 AM Twilight Sparkle she came and checked up on him calling it the best statue besides the statue of Celestia in Canterlot.
He told her that he prefers Luna and he doesn't believe that the planet rotates around the sun by magic but the planet rotates around the sun on it's self but she called him silly and magic actually rotates the planet where he asked on how the days get longer well the sun stays out less during the winter month and it get's colder and so. She told him that at 2:00 in the morning that on November 7 she would tilt the planet away from the sun so it can cold but still get's cold and on March 14 she'll tilt it closer to the sun to warm it up.
He wasn't entirely convinced where he told her that he wants evidence that magic actually rotates the planet not hearsay or what Fausticorn or Celestia wrote a thousand or 2 thousand years ago but thinks that Fausticorn had Celestia and Luna but Celestia and Luna don't have a foals and Twilight was like a filly to Celestia.
She paid him for his 7 hours of building the statue where he worked fast where it took him 30 minutes to build the stand and 47 minutes to build the support rings to place the statue on and the remaining time to build the statue and the plaque.
He didn't want the fancy money but Twilight insisted to compensate him for his time and effort of building the statue.
He asked on how Applejack died where she told him.
4 days ago the Mane 6 besides AJ were in a secure bunker wearing goggles where looking out where there was a bright flash and strong winds where pushing there face and cheeks back like what the wind does when dogs have there heads out the windows of moving vehicles but AJ wanted to see it closer where they didn't think on how powerful it was.
After the explosion which was 8 times stronger then the Fat Man and Little Boy that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined times 9 (add those bombs and times it by 9 then multiply 9 by 8).
AJ wanted to get a closer look thinking it was nothing but a big fire cracker but it proved costly where they found her skeleton and hat.
The Princess took the statue and that was that for them and his business deal. She then asked if he could do a portrait of AJ where she gave him a picture of AJ and he painted a portrait like what the pale light grayish mulberry purple alicorn princess wanted.
He went to the statue viewing where he lowered his head due to he left his fedora hat at home where that was his way of paying respect from the only pony he bought apples from.
A week later Target she came in from the store where she asked Purple on what he was wearing where he's in a light blue short sleeved shirt with dark accents, black tie, blue trousers with a yellow side stripe, utility belt and a police cap.
She told him that they got to wait for a year until Nightmare Night comes back until he can play dress up but he told her that he's a cadet police pony but the 2 hugged but she loves to hug him where his fur is smooth as silk.
She asked on how his fellow officers are where he told her that there alright but hasn't fully met them besides his boss Lieutenant Crusading Skywing and a mare who leads the Ponyville Police SWAT and the latter named Law and Peace scares him.
Target asked how where he told her that when they first met she said and he quote "Want a lovely romantic date with me? Fuck no! Just pin me against the fucking wall and pound my plot until I can't walk for a month or a year!" unqoute he told her on what she said to him when the 2 1st met.
He then slapped himself where he dislike swearing where he had don't care for swearing but too him he dislikes swearing and will swear if need be if the situation needs it.
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