The Life of Purple Artist

by PurpleArtist


Chapter 13: Double Date & the tornument

In Manehattan Purple Artist was with Base and his new wife a Pegasus mare name "Fore" and she's a pro golf player.

In the SoCel (South of Celestia based on SoHo/South of Houston, Manhattan) District of Manehattan and they entered a neighborhood bar and grill and sat at a booth table.

To them it felt weird where Purple sat next to Fore and Target sat next to Base but there spouses were across from each other.

A waitress came and took there order where Purple got a cup of coffee, Base and Fore got a bottle of pop, and Target got a cup of tea where it took a few minutes but she came back and they all got there orders taken.

Target got a hay sub with the side being Coleslaw, Fore gotten the Celestial salad, Base got a hot apple pie and daffodil sandwich and Purple got grilled cheese sandwich, daffodil sandwich and fried hay fries.

Fore told Purple that he should eat healthier where he told her he does and gets it work out.

A stallion in a 3 piece suit told them to keep it down where he wants to eat his lunch in peace and don't want to hear that Purple will lose the weight by having sex with his wife.

Base told him to keep his mouth shut where he doesn't have a right to talk to his brother like that. Purple told the guy that he goes on runs every morning before eating breakfast.

The 4 just talked where Target asked Fore on how they met where Fore told them that she was at the golf course and on the range Base was getting frustrated of not hitting the golf ball where she showed him how and 3 hours later they were at her house having fun not romantically then 3 months later he proposed and that's that.

Fore asked on how they met where Purple told her that they were just strangers first, then had whoopee, then she and her twin sister had to watch him for sometime, she couldn't sleep, she slept with him, she asked him out on a date, they dated for awhile then he proposed and got married and have foals at home.

Base asked if he can have his son and daughter back where Purple told him no where the court has him as the legal guardian until he get his temper under control where Base still hasn't got his temper under control but Scalpel and Flyer they love spending time with here uncle and 2nd aunt and call him and Target as mom and dad.

Base was jealous that his and his deceased ex first wife Doctor Healing there children love there uncle and aunt more.

The Waitress gave them there food but Fore she said "Alicorn's should only should reproduce with other Alicorn's, Pegasus's should only reproduce with other Pegasus's, Unicorn's should only mate with other Unicorn's and Earth ponies should only reproduce with other earth ponies. So Purple you should divorce your wife and marry another alicorn." she said to Purple Artist that ponies in there species should marry there own like how she and Base are Pegasus's and Purple Artist is an Alicorn and his wife is a Unicorn.

He told her that he's 49% unicorn, 41% Pegasus, & 10% Earth Pony and 100% best husband and father.

Target told her not to push it where there's some ponies that date dragons and other creatures across the world and Base told her that no pony is going to talk to his brother on how she did where the pony in the suit behind them told them that his wife is a zebra.

She got out of the booth where Purple Artist needs to go the bathroom where his brother did the same where when they were trotting back Base apologized for what his wife said but he told her that he knows a mare and she was worse.

Base asked how where Purple told him that she told him that there now married where she couldn't mind fuck him so she'll fuck him whenever she wants and make it worse she knows where he and Target live at.

Base told him that they should move but Purple Artist asked on where there going to move where Target and the foals love the place and where are they going go to where the city isn't there thing and Target she became a country mare but thanked for the suggestion.

Base and Purple locked eyes at each other and the 2 mares just looked at them where there husbands were about to beat the hell out of each other of who's going to pay the bill but they came to a conclusion of splitting the bill but left some bits and those bits were a tip for the waitress.

They took a cab and went to see a movie but Purple and Target aren't use of taking cabs where Base told the earth pony to double time it for extra bits if he can get them to the theater in 5 minutes where the earth pony told them to hang on.

Purple and Target were knocked down where Purple asked his wife nicely to get off of him but she asked on the magic word where he called her darling where she got off of him.

At the theater they all got tickets, at the concession stand they gotten 2 medium popcorns and 4 large sodas and went to the theater to watch the film where Purple found himself between 2 mares his 2nd wife and 2nd sister in law.

While watching the movie Base looked at his brother who have his left hoof around Target, she was leaning against his chest and he rested his head on her head behind her horn so he wouldn't poke or puncture his bottom mouth but seen how happy they were.

He tried the same but she removed his hoof with her wing but the 2 heard a smooch sound and looked where Purple he kissed his wife on her head and forehead then he told her that she's the most precious prize in his life.

After the movies it was sunset where Target told them it was lovely and needed to do it again but the 2 need to get going before the foals break something at the house where there party broke up and Purple and Target and the 2 trotted off to the train station and took a train back home.

Base asked Fore if she wants to continue with the date but just them 2 but she told him she's going to get some rest and got a golf tournament coming up and she's behind her training from the war where she's a naval gunner on a 5''/53 side artillery gun on the ENS (Equestrian Naval Ship) Manehattan a Canterlot class dreadnought and nearly died from a enemy ironclad.

3 days later in Manehattan golf course she seen Purple Artist there where he told her he signed up 5 days ago before there double date and the 2 were assigned to each other.

At hole 1 she told him to go first but he told her to that mares first where she did. He went after her where she told him that it's beginners luck of him getting a hole in one.

They spent the next 9 hours of the tournament of playing golf but there's been times where the 2 been arguing of her blaming him but she isn't the best and he never played but was a bit better thinking he's a bit better than her.

After the tournament the 2 went there separate ways but both got there 3rd place but got there 3rd place prizes and left. Outside of the golf course she slapped him on his plot making him jump and she flew away and he teleported home.