The Life of Purple Artist

by PurpleArtist


Chapter 2: On Tour and the Military

Back in Canterlot due to he’s in the military reserve he asked if he could be transferred to the musical band where his reason was that he wanted to do something to entertain the main army and the civilians but still be a soldier.

At night at an opera house Purple Artist looked out of the curtain by peeking where he saw that it was packed but he wanted to see Luna but noticed a cream coated, moderate blue & orchard blue mixed hair. and light Persian blue eyes unicorn standing next to Celestia talking to her.

Unbeknownst to him, that's his future wife but the play began where the military band sang a song with some on stage marching back and forth.

A majority of the crowd looked at Purple Artist where he sounds like famous singers (like Dean Martin, Paul Anak, Bill Fury, Jimmy Durane, Bobby Vinton, & Elvis Presley like) where they never heard someone sound like an actual famous singer.

They sang a song called “In the Equestrian Military” which is based on a real song called “This Is The Army '' from 1943 but not the exact replica which it’s used to have more mares and stallions join the military and Royal Guards which it actually did.

They went on tour going to Manehattan, Fillydelphia, Las Pegasus, Baltimare, Vanhoover, Trottingham, Chicoltgo, Seaddle, Horsolulu, Hoofington, Whinnyapolis, & San Franciscolt.

After performing for 2 nights in each city they finally headed to Manehattan they finally got to do there final 2 performances where Purple Artist wasn’t in the best condition where his voice was sounding patchy where a military doctor told them that he damaged his vocal cords by practicing a lot and the performances where he’ll be fine in 4 to 6 weeks.

A soldier musician asked if they should just reschedule where it’s him that’s mostly getting ponies to sign up but he wrote saying that the show must go on no matter what.

He left to go buy bottled water but ran into his brother Base a ice blue Pegasus who threatened to beat him up but even with his sore throat that he would love to see him try where his brother threw the first punch and he hit back but Copper Top broke it up telling them to settle their differences somewhere else.

They performed but Purple Artist he just lip synch instead.

Back home he thanked his boss for taking care of his house as well but told him it’s no problem.

After several months passed he looked at Canterlot seeing a giant shield around it where he wasn’t called to help defend it but unknown the royal wedding was going on where the tour happened throughout the 2nd season where while heading home the episode MMMystereryon the Friendship express was going on.

He took care of his house but didn’t tell his boss that she was a ½ a month pregnant where he got one part of his wish of becoming a pa but after a day of back breaking work he went to the river and he sat there enjoying the weather.

At home it was dark but he used light to see but he painted a nice open field at sunset.

A month later a stallion in the suit came to his boss where she was told to go to another location to run that store and another pony in the store was promoted to manager.

He worked throughout the shift like normal where outside of his ex-manager house he helped her pack up and rode with her to Appleloosa where they had a lantern to see at night but got to the town of Appleloosa and he wished her luck where she told him that she’ll visit him every now and then and he told her he’ll visit her every now and then.

At home he teleported to his bed wouldn’t be comfortable where he isn’t used to walking long where it was only 5:00 am when he got up but he gotten several cramps throughout the night so he really didn’t get any sleep but he drank like a gallon of coffee to stay awake.

In his mind that he wasn’t really expecting that he would’ve slept and banged his boss in the same night that placed a foal in her but as his sister always said, that's life but he wants to marry a princess where there’s 3 but the 3rd one is taken and his brother always told him to get his head out of the gutter but on his lunch break he drank a lot of coffee where when he got home he immediately fell asleep and got 14 hours of sleep but dreamed that his ex-boss came back, the 2 getting married and raising a family.

In the morning he didn’t go to work but back to Canterlot where in the military dept in the Psychological Operations wing a Psychological warfare operator he tried to get into Purple Artist’s mine trying to make him give in as if he was the enemy that if the enemy was demoralizing his team to make them surrender.

It was impossible where he is very patriotic and believes in defending this country and not giving to the enemy lies.

An officer had 2 stamps and on his form he picked up a stamp and it said “ACCEPTED” where he passed the psych evaluation for not letting someone get into his mind.

Outside his platoon told him to gear up where he was going north where he asked why where he told Purple Artist that a shadowy monster is attacking the Crystal Empire but the princess sent a mare and her 5 friends to help Princess Mia Amore Cadenza & Royal Guard Captain Shining Armor but a town been taken arms to defeat the Crystal Ponies then march south to defeat them.

In the Frozen North it was so cold where some of the pony soldiers where they have Lavender rifles and Lavender pistols but their uniforms are made for autumn weather not winter.

They met the brain washed or loyal to King Sombra soldiers or both but the winter weather killed 2000 ponies where it was that cold and 400 died of getting shot.

He just hoped the mane 6 can get this done faster where he doesn’t want to freeze to death where
his friend a PFC Sumptuous a male Pegasus soldier whom he befriended back in elementary school he turned into a ice block and fell over onto Purple Artist where he gotten his frozen ally and pal off of him.

He took his friend's ammo for the rifle, the .308 Celestial round (no relations to the .308 Winchester), and Celestial SSM a combination of Colt Single Action Army and Colt 1851 Navy.

He also took his dead friend’s MRE’s, and a letter he wrote to his wife and 4 green medical boxes.

He used his magic to create a fire so he could stay warm.

He kept his positive attitude on that they’ll get out of there but the divisional commander came wearing a nice warm winter uniform where the divisional commander was nice and warm while his soldiers were freezing by their 20’s and 30’s but the divisional commander suburbanite she cares for them but they don’t have spare blankets or anything else to keep them warm.

He started to sing while jittering where he sung “Blue Moon” by Finnhorse Sarver a parody of Frank Sinatra but the divisional commander Ruby Velvet where she’s adventurous but on orders of the divisional commander she told the soldiers to get up and they’ll march to the enemy stronghold but they faced weather cold as -40 degrees Fahrenheit and a lot of them slowed down and froze to death.

Some Pegasus scouts came back and told them they had 31 seconds left until blizzard came.

The winter weather wasn’t good for both sides, neither were not the crystal or arctic ponies where they don't love enjoying -40 below Zero Fahrenheit.

He thought he was going to freeze but still kept his friendly personality.

The blizzard killed a majority of them but got to the enemy stronghold when they fought but he yelled to the divisional commander that there lines were faltering where other soldiers there morale reached zero and started to rout and of the retreating ones yelling retreat to the ones that were still fighting.

All of the 2nd Infantry “Lunar” Division either died or ran away but Purple Artist threw down his gun and surrendered and he was taken prisoner but they left their dead on the field.

When they marched before the battle Spike got the crystal heart and Princess Mia Amore Cadenza saved him defeating King Sombra.

After a three day, 2 nights walk they went back to Canterlot and some of the soldiers died of their injuries where out of 15300 9876 was confirmed K.I.A or Killed In Action, 3000 were M.I.A or Missing In Action considered and 1 is considered P.K.I.A (Presumed Killed In Action) and Purple Artist was that 1 P.K.I.A with a total of 12877 gone.

In a shed 3 ponies a unicorn, earth pony and Pegasus had Purple Artist tied to a chair where he has tied up, had a ring on his horn suppressing his magic and wings were badly broken where they tried to get into his head where his response was “You can mind fuck with me all day but I’ll never give in you can offer me all the money in the world but I’ll never accept not even if you offer me all the prettiest, cute mares to marry and breed with i ain’t going for it. You can try but you'll fail.” he said that they can offer him anything in the world but he ain’t going for it.

While the 3 mares turned around and walked from him so he can't hear them he kicked himself very hard in his left leg where he dislike swearing but he'll swear when the situation calls for it.

The 3 talked on how to get him to break or see if he could be a double agent for them but they wanted to know how to coerce him to get into his mind but tried around the clock to break his mind but they couldn’t break the stubborn purple alicorn saying to each other that he’s holding tight on his misguided believes.

He told them that they can do whatever they want to him like pour hot candle wax on him, break his hooves, break off his unicorn horn, cut his tongue in half or what not.

The 3 went back out into the cold winter to discuss in private but they don’t know how to break somepony who’s willing to have their tongue ripped in half or have hot candle wax poured on them.

The leader is a mare that looks like a cutie pinup model (that pilot put on there planes in World War 2) she
had a 1 on 1 chat with Purple Artist where she told him that she’ll make a deal with him where he asked what kind of deal.

She told him that they’ll escort him to the arctic north line where the cold and warm meets that’s there condition but in order for them to help him he needs to make contact there spy in Canterlot where there the contact he’s a traitor where they want to spread King Sombra’s peace and harmony where he wants to protect Celestia’s peace and harmony.

He asked what's the spy in Canterlot was doing where she told him that he went rogue creating paranoia and hate where he asked on how that they won’t kill him the moment he agrees where she told him that there are no monsters but he told her that he isn’t becoming a traitor but fine.

She had 4 of her soldiers to place him onto a wagon but to give him medical treatment but to drop him off at the frozen north-Equestrian line where they went with him so he wouldn’t try to escape where he just lied on the wooden wagon.

While on the wagon the leader she asked on how he's a alicorn if he didn't go through the process of being turned into one where he just told him that his parents were unicorns but his parents couldn't conceive a foal and gotten a surrogate who was a light blue pegasus where his mother is a pink unicorn and he took the horn from his mother and wings from his father.

Unknown to him that his real parents his mother was a blue pegasus and his father was a red unicorn but he never got to know them due to he was only 3 days old when he was born.

Back in Canterlot after a week he contacted the spy in a house where he was creating an intelligence
network in Canterlot.

He bought a secret recording device and recorded the conversation where he left where outside of Canterlot castle he told a Lunar guard it’s urgent that he talks to the best princess where the bat pony guard took him to see Luna who he bowed in her presence but told her that a threat is brewing.

He told her about it and gave the princess the device who asked on what's the device where he showed her and played the recording.

She said “By Jove I need to round up some royal guards and find thee spy.” The princess said that she’s going to round up some royal guards to find the spy but he told her that he knows where he found him and he escorted the princess and the bat guards to the spy coalition and arrested the spy.

Back home he teleported and went to sleep but he was excused from work for his injuries to heal.