Well, I hope that baker is happy with his... Heheh, purchases. After all, I made those cupcakes with care.
"Thank you very much, Miss Pinkamena. These cupcakes are sure to sell! They’re absolutely delicious. Seriously, what’s the secret? It's got to be a pony thing, there sadly aren't many of you left nowadays. Also, be careful out there, who knows what kind of sick individuals would try to do something to you."
That's so ironic of him to say that I kinda wish I had more cupcakes to give him... Oh no, that's just my insanity talking.
"Appreciate the tip. Also, I can’t reveal my secret and as a fellow baker, I’m sure you can understand that we all have our secret recipes. I will however say this: It’s to absolutely die for."
Ow, my head again... I have no idea why this keeps happening... Eh, whatever. Probably just a headache. Hey, maybe Yharim's trying to use mind magic on me again, heheh.
"I understand completely, ma’am. Oh, and, just between you and me… That fire that’s taking place at the docks? I hope that it affects The Flim-Flam Brothers in a negative way. Hate those bastards…"
Eheh. Glad I could be of service.
Ow. My head. Again. It's like something is trying to get me to hear them. Not the Light Goddess, something... Darker? I don't quite understand how to explain it.
"Oh, I’m sure you won’t be seeing them around anymore. Enjoy the cupcakes!"
Act the part of the cute pony and dispose of the evidence that I don't quite remember making. Also, I had to take a long bath to get all the blood out of my fur. Have to admit, been a while since the last time I made a new batch.
"Mmmm, delicious."
Still got it, heheh. I'm sure they are, shopkeep... Nothing like a bit of intestine to give a cupcake some flavor. I should know, I invented this kind of cupcake.
Anyway... I should get going.
As Pinkamena makes her way through Camelot, you catch a glimpse of sharp teeth in her shadow, along with a misshapen smile.
Ooookay, this is definitely NOT what I should've done. I've had children attempt to pet me at least fifteen times now, and one even tried to hop onto my back! Also, like three of them started crying. I have no idea why.
But seriously, all I'm hearing is mutters of 'how cute the pony is' and that 'I thought they were extinct'. And now I've drawn attention to myself...
Yeah, walk through the town without a disguise, I said. It'll be fine, I said. I am going to make more cupcakes very soon if I'm not careful. I'm just gonna take this Invisibility Potion, kids be damned.
Much better. Now I can climb up this wall and just go from building to building. Heheh... Maybe that stealthy gal would be proud of me. If she didn't try murdering me or something.
Now that I'm up here... DAMN, this place is huge. Might be bigger than Manehattan back in Equestria. Or maybe bigger than Silent Ponyville.
Now how am I gonna get in there... guards at the front and patrolling the precipets. Might use that carriage. Invisibility'll work. Alright. Here we go.
A loud thunk rings out as the mare assumedly lands on top of the carriage.
Landed it, nice. Okay, I should be able to ride this all the way in and climb the walls to... uh... somewhere. It's an unfinished plan, okay?
I'll go behind the place and-
"Actually, I’ll open a portal for you to enter the Pri- oops, I mean, my private chambers."
...
I was really hoping I wouldn't hear that bitch again.
"Oh, goodie. Great to see you, slave witch."
"You should bow down before me, useless pony. I am, after all, a Princess."
Oh wow, useless pony? I'm soooo insulted.
"Eh, more like a slut, to be honest. Of course, no slut is complete without a beautiful body. Good to see you found yours, that ugly face of yours from before would've been a major turnoff for your clients, or should I say, client."
Heheh... Burn, bitch. Burn yourself to the ground. I love seeing you pissed. God, it just makes me happy as the Void... What the hell even is the Void? That's kinda weird.
"I don’t have time for your shit right now. Get your ass into that portal so we can begin the preparations."
"Eheh, yeah, one problem: None of you even told me what we're supposed to be doing here. I was just supposed to meet you here."
'I’m about to get to that part, idiot. As you know, we’ve been shaping certain events so that the unification process can commence. Disguised as Princess Cadence, I’ve been working with a contact who serves The Underworld and our job, or shall I say, your job, is to plant these demonic runes throughout the capital. While you do that, I’ll continue to pose as Princess Cadence."
Wow, gotta love when the slave witch likes being royalty too much to get off her own ass and deal with it. Though those runes give me an idea... I don't know why, but maybe I should put down some GrimDark runes too. Maybe it'll make me stronger or something, I dunno.
"Demonic runes, eh? What kinda contact do you got to get access to that sort of thing?"
"Tanner The Guide. Very soon, Camelot is going to become hell on earth. Literally. Nyarlathotep shall arise and when that happens... with that creature’s power, Equus and Terraria shall become one."
Hell no. Not on my watch, and especially not until my sis is ready for that. I'll have to try my best to stall their plans. Gonna have to wait for the perfect opportunity, though...
Oh dear Silent Ponyville, the pink here is horrifying. Suitably submissive for a witch dominated by Yharim, though. I mean, I love my sis, but no way in hell would I have this much pink in my room. I'm more a red kinda gal. Red like blood.
"Y'know, if I didn't know better, I would've said that you have a thing for me, Calamitas. And if you secretly do, I'm just gonna let you know that this plot is reserved for one stallion and one stallion only."
Heheh... She gets pissed so easily. I love it.
"Very cute, useless pony. Seriously, what does Yharim even want with something as pathetic as you?"
"Eheh, says the slave wi-"
OOH. Getting a little SASSY there, don't ya think, bitch? Guess you agree... Life IS a PARTY.
Through the portal, you can see Mena beginning to grow sharpened teeth and that twisted, malevolent smirk from before. It seems her sanity is going now thanks to that bolt of lightning that she dodged.
"Y'know what? I'm gonna have a lot of FUN with you... I've been waiting so long..."
Pinkamena licks her fangs in anticipation, that pink miasma from before beginning to appear. She's salivating.
"Come and get it, bitch! And after I kill you, your sister is next! Oh yes, I'm going to finish her nice and slow!"
"You’re gonna regret saying that~"
Maniacal laughter fills the room as the deranged madmare begins to teleport closer and closer. Calamitas actually seems... nervous? She's finally noticed the salivating fangs and the rotating head, and some of her bravado is gone. The monstrosity teleports closer, jaws opening wide, ready to taste the witch's blood...
"As entertaining as it would be to watch you tear each other apart... That will be enough for now."
Just as quickly as it had appeared, Mena looks normal again, eyes filled with anger and determination. Calamitas can only wonder what secret powers this mare has been hiding.
"You both have a job to do, so get to it. Signus, Envoy Of The Devourer... has spoken."