"I still can't believe we hijacked this Humvee Scout-o-matique..." Shining Armor said.
It had been an hour later, and the 2 were now speeding along the dunes of Raptoricus Desert.
"Yeah well it was damn worth it." Ben smirked.
"Where the hell are we going anyway?" Shining Armor asked,
"To see a friend of mine that will help us win this war, he is a gunrunning badass, this guy has all the stuff we need to free your soldiers and win this f**ked up war, everything we need, he has about 1000x that much, and we are just about there." Ben replied, pointing up ahead.
A small building loomed up ahead, Ben parked the Humvee at the entrance and motioned Shining Armor to enter with him.
Upon entry, sentries surrounded the duo, one of them asking, "Please enter password or die please?"
"Freedom." Ben said confidently.
The sentries nodded and scooted away, leaving Ben and Shining Armor all alone.
"How the hell do you know this guy again?"
"Long story, now come on!"
Ben walked toward an elevator with Shining Armor following close behind.
The duo arrived at a strange looking room, with a figure sitting at the far end of the room, suddenly spinning around to show a green and technicolor striped pony.
"Jzarjay, long time no see eh?" Ben said.
"Sure has, is that the captain of the Royal Guard behind you?"
"Yup, don't worry, he's cool."
"So what do you need?" Jzarjay said, flapping his wings.
"Heard you got 4 bullets pounded into your skull."
"I have my ways," Ben said.
"But we kind of need some help right now, lemme explain." Ben said...
Isaac and Ellie pulled into the atmosphere when suddenly a tractor beam pulled them in!
"What the f**k?" Isaac swore.
The door opened to reveal 10 wierdly coloured ponies, but some had wings, some had horns, but all were carrying guns aimed at the 2.
"Double what the f**k." Ellie replied.
"You are hopelessly outnumbered, please come with us."
The duo looked at eachother and helplessly began to follow the group into some sort of jail, and inside were some dirtier ponies.
"Mom, Dad!" A dirty Gina said, running toward them.
"Hey sweetie, what the hell happened? Where's Ben?" Isaac worridly said.
"Me and Ben crashed into this planet while escaping from NVIDIA, damn necromorphs killed everybody there, me and Ben were seperated, and we thought he was dead, but it turns out he wasnt, but NOW he had 4 bullets shot into his head, i'll tell more about it later on!" Gina replied before the guards pushed her out of the way, and escorted the duo into a seperate section for Slave evaluation.
"Can't believe Ben's dead... seems that he's luckier than us now..." Isaac said.
Later that night...
A truck rumbled across the desert, it's driver blankly looking across the empty deserts, behind him the whines of the Royal Guard and the changeling army poked out of the back.
Suddenly, the truck stopped, everything went out.
"The hell?"
2 creatures approached him, one standing on 2 legs, one on all fours, both wearing black clothing with green lights here and there.
"Sorry about the EMP, but our boss wanted this checkpoint to be pretty damn thorough in our searches." The 2 legged creature said with a nasaly voice.
"Who is this boss?" The driver asked.
"He's just a security officer positioned here, why do you ask?" The four legged creature said with a deeper voice than the 2-legged.
"Cuz this world is under Chief Warkin's rule, while you guys somehow control this part."
"Oh, heheh, don't worry, we ain't hostile or anything, right Ritchel?" The 2-legged said.
"Eeyup."
"Alright, you can go check the back, but i'm coming with you." The driver replied, hopping out of the seat.
"Even better, that way we can make sure the stuff we see is the stuff we think it is." 2-legged replied.
The trio circled to the back, where 500 ponies and changelings greeted thier eyes.
"Hm, judging by the look of this, i'd say your transporting the Royal Guard and the Changeling army to a peace rally, so you are all clear, just fill in this form right here." 2-legged said as he took out a form.
"Um... ok, got a pen i could borrow?" The driver asked.
"Sure." 2-legged said, he whipped out a surpressed gun and shot the driver square in the head.
The driver didn't even flinch, he just fell down with a surprised look on his face.
"Oh and by the way, we arent this damn stupid!" Ben said, holstering the gun.
"Get the body outta here." Ben said, pointing to Shining Armor,
"I'll go get the truck started up."
"Ok then." Shining Armor replied, dragging the body out and into the sand dunes.
"As for everybody else, stay calm, we are freeing you and giving you a chance to retailiate." Ben said, starting the truck, and with Shining Armor next to him in the shotgun, the truck rumbled on towards its new destination.