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// Life’s not Fair 
// Story: The life of a Gary Stu 
// by Silent_Knight 
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So after my little mishap and regaining my senses I was lead to the local library. It was in a tree. A fricking tree. “ soooo… sparkles do you think If the tree was alive that it would be happy housing the corpses of its fallen brethren?”

“WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT???”

“hmmmmm… simple curiosity?”

Meanwhile in the background I could hear rainbow laughing up a storm but I don’t know why. Although I swear I heard between the guffaws and haha’s the name sparkles come from her.

“well I would like to think that the tree is happy protecting the precious tomes within.”

“HOWDY KIDS HOW IT HANGIN?”

I did not scream at the sound of the asshole that brought me and you can’t prove anything.

“ YOU BASTARD!!!!!! WHAT THE HE---”

“hey all I did was send you on your vacation as I said. Not my fault you failed to read the fine print.” As he said that he brought out a contract that looked to be written in crayon by a 3 year old on a slab of wet lasagna. “see article 7 subsection 3-2. Any being making a deal with one discord is subject to dimensional tomfoolery at the whims of said deity.”

I took the contract and looked at it. I read every noodle till I looked up with a resigned expression. “huh so it does. Well I guess I should just be glad your whim at the time wasn’t the dead space series.”

“Oh please, give me some credit. I did ask if you wanted a vacation not adventure.” Says the assumed reason for me being here.

I sigh. At this point I find the need to argue leave me and for some reason it had a tribly hat and suitca-“ ok ‘discord’ that’s enough. I see the point and should have thought more before accepting an offer like that from someone I just met. Honestly I don’t have any more ability to handle this right now. Booksmart, you got a room for me to crash?”

As both dash and discord are putting themselves back together (in discords’ case that was meant literally) twilight glares at me with such animosity I think she might be imagining my death. “Why do you keep calling me those names? ‘sigh’ whatever come on I’ll show you to the guestroom.”

“don’t worry about it. It’s a staple to dimension travel to test the waters on here the line is.” I follow her to the top of the stairs

“really? Are you seriously expecting me to believe that?” I merely chuckled at her question without responding. “I really hope you don’t try that with Celestia. I might actually think you are mental.”

“who? And why are you assuming I’m mental just because I want to have fun? Wait don’t answer. That explains so much about you.”

“HEY! I am fun… RAINBOW IF YOU DON’T STOP LAUGHING I WILL SOAK ALL OF YOUR WONDERBOLT MEMORABILIA IN THE LAKE!!!!!” The look on rainbows face when that was said told me it either has happened or twilight makes good on her threats. She stopped immediately and looked so put out, like a puppy that was left in the rain. 

"Anyway you can stay here for now. but, I would suggest seeing about a job while you are here."

"I guess that's reasonable. I don't like to mooch and sitting around all day seems a waste to me."