Colorlove's life:When you get drunk you won't want to know what happened last night.

by bigMAREmac


Drunkin' therapy

"You got me therapy? For what reason?" Colorlove exclaimed. She really didn't want therapy. There was nothing wrong with her.
"Because you're an alcoholic. It's pretty obvious. Who would want to go to club to not try and get laid?" Fireball replied.
"I would. Wouldn't you swear off on stallion after getting hit on them for five years?"
"Who said anything about becoming a lesbian? My point here is that i'm not an alcoholic and I don't need help."
"Yeah, suuure. The mare that grew up in Las Pegasus for almost all of her life without picking up smoking, stealing, gambling, or prostitution isn't an alcoholic."
Critical just awkwardly stood in the background, listening to the unneccersery bickering. Star looked at Over critical's awkward expression. Star thought they were giving off a bad impression to him. As much as she hated giving off bad impressions, she also hated watching Fireball and Colorlove fight over lesbian, bi-sexual, and straight mares. (Just so you know I have nothing against those groups.)
"Guys just stop fighting. You're both acting immature." She said.
"Star is right. Why don't we just cancel the class."
Fireball put on a bad pokerface.
"Yeah... about that. The class is today at noon."
Colorlove's face turned red. She jumped out her seat to beat up Fireball, but before she had the chance Star and Critical held her back. She came down.
"Okay, fine I'll go to the class."
Flame smiled."Good. Now we have to get some groceries first."
"I'll get them. Crit, thanks for staying with me. You can go home now."
"Um, no problem." He answered




Colorlove browsed through the isles of grocery quick, a local grocery store of Baltimare. She looked at her shopping list as she checked for each one. After a while of shopping she came across some fine wine aged for 12 years, all the way from Paris.
"Hm. Maybe I'll keep this for myself."
As she walked home she couldn't stop herself from staring at the wine. She bit the her lip to help her to forget about the wine. She couldn't resist thinking about the taste of it if she drank it. She couldn't stop herself. She stopped opened the bag and took a few sips of the wine. She continued walking the more she did the more she drank. Finally when the large glass bottle was empty Colorlove was completely drunk. As a 1989 Cadillac Brougham with cow horns drove down the road, Colorlove staggered out into the road. The car swerved with a screech to avoid hitting her. A brown stallion with blue eyes and a blackish mane come out to meet her.
"Hey there, sexy flank. May I take your nn, spoon?" Said Colorlove
"AW JESUS LADY, YOU NEARLY MADE ME RUIN MY BRAND-NEW AUTO-MOBILE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG,"
Before the stallion could say anything else he suddenly realized she was drunk.
"Normally I'd take advantage of the situation but I already have to many date rape charges on me. I can't just leave her here she could get hurt."
"Hey there, plot wipe. Are you just gonna stare at me like a rapist would, or are you gonna kick me?" interrupted Colorlove.
"I'll drive you back to the dealer. Step in the car."
"My sister always said you were... I'm hungry." Colorlove said while cross eyed.


When they arrived at the car dealer, the stallion waited for her to get sober, while she was passed out. When she woke up, her vision was slightly blurred, but when it cleared she jolted up.
"Who the buck are you and why am I here?"
"Jeez, calm down. My name is Fleetwood Brougham. I drove you here after nearly hitting your drunk flank."
"...BUCK!"
"What is it now?"
"Nevermind that. Can you give a ride back home please?

When they got to her house the first pony they saw was Fireball.
"Star get the list. She's gone into prostitution."
"Do I look like a guy that would want to sleep with her."
Colorlove and Fireball looked at Fleetwood.
"Hey, you can't judge a guy by his tastes."
Star came into the room.
"Color, who is this?"
"Oh, just some guy I met."
Fleetwood butted in.
"Yeah, a guy that saved her after she ran into the street dru..."
"Fleetwood, don't you think you need to go home?"
"No, I'm off today."
"Anyway, You need to get to your classes."


After a few minutes of driving, they reached their destination. They went up to a glass window with a hole in it.
"We are here for my appoint." Colorlove said.
"And who are you?" Said the pink mare with attitude, whom was inspecting her hooves.
"Colorlove Edwardting."
"Sit in the room to your right, and the docter will be with you."
They sat in a brown and green room. It was silent until they heard the door open. A stallion with a dark yellow coat with a brown mane came out. Colorlove quickly noticed him. He was the guy from the club.
"Why are you here?"
"It's my weekend job. So sit back and relax."
Colorlove felt uneasy. She might've been drunk that night, but she remembered it like yesterday.
"So, why are you here today?"
"alcohol problems"
"What?"
"Alcohol problems."
He laughed.
Colorlove blushed.
He stopped laughing."From here on your friends must wait outside."
They left.
After a few hours Color stretched out her wing after lying on them for so long.
"Time for mental therapy. Close your eyes and pretend you are flying. Breath in the fresh air. Feel the wind on your face."
While Colorlove was day dreaming, the stallion was reaching out for her wing. When he got the slightest touch she opened her eyes and started slapping him multiple times.
"GET YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF ME YOU FLYING PERVERT! DO YOU HOLD MOTHER'S HOOVES LIKE THAT? YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU, YOU BUCKING MOLESTER! DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MARES LIKE THAT. RAPIST!"
Finally when his cheeks were bleeding he ran outside crying.
"That girl is crazy!" yelled before running home.

Colorlove came out calm and happy.
"Looks like the therapy did you some good." Fireball said.
"What was that guy crying about?" asked Star light
"I don't know. All I know is no more heavy drinking for me."




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Last chapter.(There could be more but i'm lazy.) Thanks to every that supported this idea. Thank you to LooperTrooper and Fleetwood_Brougham for helping and being positive. See you later.