You heard the front doors open around the afternoon. You thought to yourself of how early Fancy Pants came home, not that you were complaining at all. You always enjoyed seeing him anytime you could. It's just..
Maybe his meeting was cut short or something was cancelled or-
You heard the faint echo of Fancy's voice carry out, yet you could have sworn that another stallion's voice was there. You got up from the couch, deciding to meet the them at the doors. You paced yourself down the halls and down the entrance stairs. As you made it halfway down, Fancy Pants already spotted you and waved.
"Ah Anon! Come meet my very close acquaintance." His hoof gestured over to a stylish stallion with a confident large mane and wearing shades.. inside? Though he tipped them down in your direction. He gave you an impressed look of approval.
You stepped in front of the pair, craning your neck down at them. You held back a laugh from seeing the well dressed ponies, it'll never fail to amuse you.
"Anon, this is Hoity Toity. Hoity, Anon." He greeted you both and Hoity looked you over. "Oh, so this is the coltfriend I've been hearing an ear full about! He's younger than I thought, not to mention quite a looker for a being I've never seen before." He admitted shamelessly. He then gave a sly glance to the older stallion.
"Don't go getting any ideas about stealing him away from me now." Fancy replied back in a playful manner. You blushed from both their comments, trying to push the embarrassment away by focusing back on Hoity.
"I've heard your name around, Hoity. Rarity has mentioned you once or twice so it's nice to finally meet you." He only placed a hoof to his chest before sighing. "Rarity is such a dear, isn't she? Even more flattering that she talks about me. Hm.. is that how you two met? Through Miss Rarity?"
You shook your head, "Not exactly. We kinda met through Princess Twilight.. somewhat."
Fancy placed a hoof on his friend's shoulder. "Come now, we'll fill you in over a cup of tea." Hoity only chuckled at that, giving a joking remark.
"It's noon, you sure you wouldn't want to crack open a wine bottle instead?"
Fancy did think about it until he nodded, "Why not?"
Hoity gave a haughty laugh over the whole story, though you were surprised by Fancy telling him everything. Especially the truth of your job. It did seem Hoity took the information in stride, your blushing face had told otherwise which he took notice of. He'd tap your arm reassuringly, "Loosen up, Anon. Nothing to be embarrassed about. I've known much more private things, especially about Fancy."
He looked across you to the unicorn with a smirk, "You haven't heard anything yet, Anon."
Fancy matched his expression but raised a brow, "Don't share anything you're going to regret now."
"Hm. Should I talk about our relationship status in College?" Hoity asked suggestively and it was Fancys turn to blush a red hue. His eyes darted towards you then back to the stallion as he chuckled nervously.
"I-I'm not sure Anon would be interested in that.." Fancy muttered as he took a sip from his wine glass.
"Come on now, it wasn't anything serious. Just two stallions experimenting and causally exploring their sexuality." You turned wide eyed, yet you weren't fully shocked. You knew Fancy went for both fields though Hoity was the one who contributed to that. Well, looking at the flashy stallion it wasn't surprising you either. But you were just shocked they were involved with each other.
"You two?" They nodded together. "Really?"
"Such a shocker I know, considering what a marekiller Fancy ended up coming out as. As least that changed with you. But, who would have known his preference changed to all creatures-"
"HOITY! That's enough now." Fancy bursted out with his face growing in various red shades. If Hoity kept going he would have matched with his wine by now. Hoity only snorted loudly at his reaction, dabbing away a small tear from behind his shades.
"I've always loved getting you riled up like this. Don't be so stuck up, Fancy, I'm sure Anon doesn't mind." He glanced at you, only smiling in response. You admit it, seeing Fancy getting coy was entertaining you and it encouraged you to see more of it. "Not at all. In fact, tell me more about college."
Then Hoity gasped excitiedly, clapped his hooves together and turned to Fancy, "Remember the time we got invited to that frat party and you broke the beer table?" He was trying to contain his laughter from Fancy groaning to himself. The older stallion saving himself the embarrassment by pouring another wine glass. Hoity wasn't able to hold back and broke out in laughter, nearly falling off the couch during it. You couldn't help joining the fashionista to which Fancy turned fully red at. From that, you felt you're going to get along quite well with Hoity Toity for the rest of the evening.
"Are you sure you're going to get home safe, Hoity?" Fancy asked with a stifled hiccup and Hoity nodded after giving the unicorn a coltish shove on the shoulder.
"Oh don't you worry, old colt. I've gotten home on much more buzzed times than this. I'll be fine." He came closer to embrace the unicorn into a drunken hug. "It's always good to see you, Fancy. We should do this again soon."
"Absolutely. Til then." Fancy gave him a pat on the back before pulling him away. Hoity looked at you with a crooked smile, "Keep him out of trouble for me, Anon."
You couldn't help returning the smile.