//------------------------------// // Snow // Story: Catastrophic Adventures // by -Pinkamena_Pie- //------------------------------// Sorry for not talking to you guys for so long. I was a bit busy thinking about Yharim's plans. Have to stay a couple moves ahead, y'know? Good news is, he shouldn't be attacking until what I can only assume is this 'hardmode' I keep hearing about. Bad news is, if our worlds do become one, it's only going to get tougher. And everyone in Equus will be involved... Can't help but pity them. Yharon, though, my mind keeps going back to him. I feel a kinship with him despite us being technical enemies. He'll die quicker than the others, I'll make sure. I'd bet he feels the same way about me. Oh, that battle when it comes time, will be glorious... and warm. Very, very warm. I don't think there's much I can do if I want to escape his notice. I also believe we're stuck with the two worlds becoming one. That still means I can make everything lean in favor of my sis and Co. May as well start with this thief. "Sup. Stealing from Yharim, huh? Personally, I prefer the 'killing him' approach." Some kinda werebeast like that Ritsu gal. More snow leopard-like, though. A bit of wolf too. Damn, I'd love to have abilities like that... the uses it would have, heheheh. Actually, I oughta grab a couple of the more valuable things from here. "Trust me, that monster created a long line of people who want to see him dead. You gonna report me to that tyrant?" Jeez, buddy, you aren't stealthy at all. I see you holding that weapon. Would not advise you to use it, though, Skelly may not be at full strength, but I can kick your ass all the same. "I could give two shits about, Yharim. I despise that bastard more than anyone else I have ever faced before in my life. I’m just here to grab what he told me to grab, you can take whatever in the name of Tartarus you want. If you get caught by someone else, that’s on you. " Don't expect any help from me in that situation, though. I ain't risking my flank for anycreature other than my sis. Heh... put down the weapon, eh? GOOD CHOICE. "Well, damn... Works for me." I should get to equipping myself. Can't get Yharim mad at me, after all. Now, where's those Profane Soul things? I mean, I do need to protect myself, right? "So you're a pony. I thought you all disappeared when the Hallow went missing?" Trying to strike up a conversation? Seriously? I suppose you deserve a reward for having the balls to try to threaten me. "Yharim told me about that. Apparently, ponies are native to this world but vanished with this 'Hallow'." "Wait, you say that like-" Ten points to the snow leopard house for not being utterly stupid. "Like I'm from another world? That's cause I kinda am. That Raspberry Moon Lord guy dragged us here and we've been trying to get back ever since. I'm guessing we'll be back soon enough, just not in the way we wanted." "The Moon Lord? Son of a bitch, that sure is something. So what planet are you from?" And now I'm gonna take those ten points back. "When I said 'From another world', I didn't mean in this reality. Me, my sis, her friends? We're all from a whole different place." "Wow... even by Terraria's standards, a pony from another reality is something else entirely." I dunno if I should take that as a compliment or make his guts spill out on the floor. I'll do the former because this guy could be useful. Except if he can never figure out how to open that safe, the damn code is written on it... "Code's 4, 5, 6, 6, 4, 2. Coulda found it on top of the safe a while ago, if you had better eyes. Pretty sure that's the Chrysamere mount in there, by the way." "Uh, thanks..." No problem, dumbass... use your eyes more. Anyway... maybe in here? Nah, that's where the Molten Armor is. This safe, probably. Yeah, yeah, there we go. Let's see what this thing can do... Nice... Should give the three of you names. Uh... Maybe Bob, Joe, and Billy? Nah, too human. Flamespitter, Heatstroke, and Scarletfire. That'll work. ... It's a work in progress, okay, I'm not exactly good with names if it wasn't obvious from Bonesy. Anyway... I need to tuck these away where even Pinkie can't get to them. My GrimDark storage should work. I'll keep 'em as a backup plan. Now let me see... Yeah, the last thing I need is back here. That's nice... Put that in storage because I know Calamislave cursed it as extra security. There. Now gimme that Molten Armour and these Flameburst Shortswords. I'll take those... I guess sis is gonna have a bit of a surprise in store. Or maybe not. Depends on Pomp-Neigh, to be entirely honest. Oh, and Pomp-Neigh, since you're reading this, I hope you realize I know you're the reason why this happened in the first place. You're lucky I wanted to be involved. Anyways. "So, what's your name?" Seriously? We're not buddies, dude, ugh... "Usually it's polite to say yours before going after someone else's." "Fair enough, my name's Snow." Snow. Really. Eheheheh... That is just priceless. Try to think of a better one like Blizzard, wouldya? Don't look at me like that, I know I'm being hypocritical, but at least this time it was only fire-based names. Anyway. May as well let him know who his allies are. "The name's Mena, and I'm gonna be the one who ends Yharim's miserable life." And I bloody mean it, Jungle Tyrant.