OK, short chapter again. Honestly now though, next chapter should be longer, I pinkie promise I will at least try, Tell me what
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"OK ponies, are you ready?" I sure as hell wasn't. They all nodded none the
less and I flicked on the TV, quickly put on the poncho, and dove behind the
couch. My brother following soon. It was at that moment I realized something.
I never put on an episode.
I sighed as I got up from my position outside of the possible blast/ splash zone
and grabbed the Xbox controller. I looked up and saw each and every pony staring at
me like I was insane. I just pushed it into the part of my brain that cares what
other people/ ponies think when I do something weird. I don't use that part often.
I figured I would make this fun. Well, as fun as possibly setting off a living
bomb could be.
"Okay. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Guess."
More confused stares.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Rarity piped up. I don't know why, but
I was actually surprised to hear her say anything.
"Just do it please."
"2"
"9"
"4"
"8"
"7"
"12"
Everybody looked at Rainbow hovering a few feet off the ground.
"What? I wasn't paying attention and everypony just started shooting off random
numbers!"
"Aaaannnnyyy way. The number was 7, so Twilight wins.
She seemed unusually happy about this.
"What do I win?"
"Pretty much, what part of your life you get to see!"
Confused stares all around.
"What?" I couldn't tell if she was actually THAT confused or just trying to get
me to spill what it was faster.
"You shall see soon enough." I said that with a grin on my face, speaking in the
most overdone villain voice possible.
"Miss Twilight Sparkle, if you would ever be so kind, I have another number for you
to chose. One, or, two?"
"Umm, two?"
"Wonderful choice!" Well, neither were a bad choice, but that doesn't matter.
Now, pick a number between 1 and 26."
"Ummm, 3?"
I couldn't keep a grin from coming across my face.
"Wonderful choice! One of my absolute favorites. You, however, may not like
it."
"Why, what happened?" She sounded genuinely scared. It was too easy.
"I shall say one word and one word only. Smartypants."
Her face fell into an expression of shear terror.
"My Little Ponies, I present to you, Lesson Zero."
AS soon as I hit play I dove behind that couch like my life depended on it.
And for all I knew, it did.