//------------------------------// // Hello: To His Unimaginative Mistress // Story: Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Five // by Impossible Numbers //------------------------------// How to do justice via poetry? Justice to the one you love? Written Script, a unicorn with a Canterlot past… but Ponyville in his soul! Its grassy knolls, its whispering treetops, its homegrown ponies. Slick as a simile, burning with metaphor, imagery wherever he looked: seeing what was there, its soul, what was really there. Juxtaposed by: “Carrot Top”, farmer. She worked on a carrot farm. Farming carrots. To her, simile sounded similar to “silly”. Carrots were carrots, not “unsheathed swords of golden holiness”. They didn’t need a shower of words. They needed a rain of… well, rain. Yet Written Script needed her. In a world of illusions, she was as solid and nurturing as the planet that kept him from the existential void of space. And she – blind earth mole – needed his eyes. Eventually, he wrote the perfect poem. It began, “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun…”