The following content has been censored by your local FBI agent for the following reasons: inappropriate use of a frisbee, questionable sourcing of gluestick materials, love and betrayal.
"We're no strangers to love," Cadance smirked, holding up a gluestick. "You know the rules, and so do I."
"Wh--" Shining Armor's eyes widened as she slowly began to lower the giant gluestick. "What are you doing?"
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of." Cadance thoroughly coated Shining Armor's back in glue.
"B-but--" Shining Armor pointed a hoof at Cadance's wedding ring. "You won't get this from any other guy!"
"You know the rules, and so do I."
"N-no, not the frisbee! Anything but the frisbee!"
"Say goodbye."
Cadance proceeded to launch Shining Armor, who was now glued to a giant frisbee, off the balcony of the Crystal Castle.