Twilight’s Scenario
The greatest pacifist assassin, Twilight, and Celestia’s creation known as her son named Sky, escaped from the clutches of the evil robot twin of Celestia, and Sky has learned the truth of the omnipresence of Equestria. Not understanding Twilight’s true intentions even after they had been revealed, one can only wonder what strange fate Twilight will befall on him, especially after stories were told following the appearance of the spirits...
“Twilight, ghosts are attacking the car, so I guess this is the end.” Sky reminded. “Did ghosts ever attack your car before?”
“No, but I know how to defeat ghosts!” Twilight cleansed as she looked into her hollow pockets that she thankfully remembered not to stuff with strawberries, and pulled out her squirt gun, this time setting it to low power.
“The power of Christopher’s ghost compels you!” Twilight used the gun to hurl pure water onto the ghosts like a godlike cumulonibus cloud that arranged all things in a section of the alluring world without any accident.
The frighteningly miniscule amounts of water splashed onto the ghosts scared them, for it was a large amount of water that killed them, and things that are absorbant tend to be more dangerous when they’re smaller, so they flew away.
“WHAT YOU GONNA CRY? TEARS OF FEAR!” Twilight let out the derision they could’ve done without like a madman who wanted everyone to rule the world and shout about how his legacy of insane choices would last forever. “Welcome to the crazy world of reality, losers! Alright, I don't think we need this water any more...”
“They look really sad...” said Sky as he noticed the pony human ghosts flying into the sky in a melancholic way while Twilight used her squirt gun to absorb the massive bounties of bountiful water around them. “Are there feelings hurt?”
“They’re not living...” explained Twilight as the car was back on land. “They don’t have any feelings the dead don’t exist after their passing. It’s a sad fact, but no matter how tragic their death was, they can feel nothing after it, because they are nothing.”
“So...it’s impossible to hurt someone with nothing?” Sky thought. “Who would’ve thought that was actually possible?”
“And that’s exactly what killing is Sky...” chuckled Twilight like men who called the shots in a den as she spoke for the rest of us. “It’s just turning someone into something that can’t feel. It’s NOTHING PERSONal.”
“Oh, I understand,” comprehended Sky as he was played for the fool that he was with the words like a thing that played around with an actor so he could raise money to buy DVD’s. “But that thing you said at the end was funny even though it sounded funny...it sounded like...a joke.”
Author’s Note: I just wanted to let you guys know that the funniness is going to go both ways with this joke, if you know what I mean.
“Life is full of brilliant jokes my friend,” Twilight commented like a jock who liked mythology. “And you are one of them.”
The two laughed at Twilight’s condescending flattery, as it jogged Twilight’s memory.
“It’s working...” she thought to herself, “Now I’ve just got to transcend his awful sense of humor from bad puns to sadism...”
Twilight laughed in her complacency, which was well deserved, as everything was going great. However, just then, the zombie car exploded and it was raining cats and dogs. Thankfully, Twilight and Sky were safe, for as soon as the zombie car knew he was going to blow up, he shielded his comrades.
“Oh no, our friend is a dead undead zombie!” Sky was confused as to what to lay to rest, as this situation seemed serious. “I wonder if the sadist who did this is happy.”
“Who dares rain on my reign over the sovereign ruler that kept my ride going?” Twilight rained like a lagoon falling into a tornado that couldn’t wring out an angel’s beanie baby robe. “Wait a minute, the rain and the animals and the animals being turned into rain so they can be nature where they belong...that can only mean...”
“YES...WE ARE THE PACIFIST ASSASSINS.” said the pacifists, who were dressed in robes and holding cats and dogs on leashes as they had unleashed their weapons that shot animals. “And you Twilight, have betrayed our alliance...by working for Celestia and becoming rusty, you defied nature.”
“I didn’t actually betray you, you know.” said Twilight in a stabbingly venerable tone. “I’ve honored many of your practices by destroying things the organic way...it was almost like...a rebellion against life if you really think about it.”
“Enough of your condescending mockery...” they replied as they put away the animal guns and got out new ones from their robes. “If you like destruction so much, then let’s play a mock game of it, shall we? We are non-violent, so we shall kill you the non-violent way...with NATURE.”
At that moment, the pacifists tried to shoot Twilight and Sky with their environmentally friendly guns that fired bark-laden trees, as the dogs shouted at the duo angrily, and the cats were like, “Eeyup, that’s what it’s all about.”
“So are you guys sadists?” Sky asked an important question to the killers as he and Twilight were being shot at. “Is the goal of this whole thing to please?
“GET FLYING!” Twilight gave good advice in an illogical way to emphasize her worriedness as she grabbed Sky and ran away. Because of the pacifists’ awful aim, the trees missed the dynamic duo and built a forest behind them that they could hide in, so that’s where they hid to combine with the escaping.
“Why are we running and hiding? They’re just trying to murder us,” Sky remained coherent to Twilight’s logic. “I thought that killing was a good thing.”
“Not when the people who have to kill like me are being killed, or else who will do the killing?!” Twilight fronted her essential rebuttal. “Think kid!”
“They ran in the forest and now I can’t see them. WHERE COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE NOW?!” they demanded themselves to know.
“We can’t run in the forest, we may accidentally hurt one of the trees, and that would be mean.”
Celestia had allowed the pacifist assassins to have extremely dangerous guns because their reprehensible aim prevented them from pointing a gun at someone directly and committing first-degree murder. Unfortunately, it had now backfired on them...
“I KNOW!” shouted the reserved dog of the talking animal pack. “WE WILL RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, SO THAT WE WILL END UP IN THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE WORLD, AND WE WILL HAVE THEM SURROUNDED FROM BEHIND!”
“That’s a great idea!” the pacifist replied with ambition. “We’ll cross through the Atlantic Ocean and give our lives if it means the death of those cannibalistic cows!”
“Well, what do we do?” asked Sky as the pacifist murderers ran in the opposite direction. “We can’t hide here forever, if they reach the other side of the world, our only fate is to be doomed.”
“OH NO THEY WON’T GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, THEY’LL DIE BEFORE THEY DO SO!” Twilight defied fate as she jumped out of the forest and used her squirt gun to shoot a huge body of water in the pacifist’s path. Since they had 0/0 vision, they didn’t see it until they fell into the water and it was in their eyes and they drowned to death. And then...they...died, just like a pirate seeking a death potion that only bloomed during periods of titanic amounts of rain.
“Those poor killers, at least they died seeking peace...” Sky sympathized.
“No, he’s starting to feel empathy!” thought the worried Twilight as she began to get concerned with her status. “Alright, no more fooling around, time to make some preparations so I can bring in the main event...”
“We’re going to make a stop Sky,” Twilight interrupted with a stop as she ended the moment. “I need to rob a bank.”
“That’s fine I guess,” Sky conceded, “that doesn’t sound like it’ll hurt someone in an unhappy way. But where is the bank?”
“What a silly question, it’s right over here!” Twilight revealed what was visible as she used her magic to teleport a food bank from somewhere to the definitive place.
“Wow, that place looks like it’s a restaurant large enough to hold money, food, and people,” Sky said in awe of the residence’s areas. “But...if you had the power of teleportation, why didn’t you just use it before? We were in Equestria, and we were close, far away, and in our destination, making that the perfect opportunity.”
“The easiest way isn’t always the best way my friend...” Twilight tried to create a proverbial proverb, “Cowards do deserve credit for being smart enough to run away from tough challenges, but bravery through those challenges is the true way to learn and grow more intelligent. That’s why I’m not a coward.”
“So to be smart, you must first be stupid!” Sky took note. “So that means no matter how stupid what you said used to be, it will eventually become smart if you persevere in it!”
“Exactly!” Twilight delighted as the morals were mixed together and combined in a manner that would persevere throughout their time. “Just listen to what I tell you kid, and even the wrongs will make many rights!”
The two walked into the food bank. It was large enough to store lots of things like Sky somehow predicted, including a bar, living things, and money that was all out in the open.
“Ah, every good thief just loves to see a myriad image of many things just laying out in the open,” Twilight locked her eyes in like a pill looking into the mouth of a laborer that transferred his ordinarily boring glare to a celestial one as he glanced at the other side of the terrasphere. “It’s so hard for a thief to take such a vast plethora of stuff, you don’t want to leave behind stuff and look like a poor treasure hunter, or take all of it and be a poor burglar, as no burglar breaks into a house and steals everything. It would make the crime a little too PERSONal if it involved kidnapping.”
“Not trying to be a wall with eyes by constantly observing and noting everything,” said Sky as he thought over his notes, “but are there any textbook examples of things that need to be remembered here?”
“Not in my manual,” replied Twilight, as it appeared she wanted to steal for personal gain, “but while I’m making preparations, you can go be a bus boy at this restaurant.”
“A bus boy?” he thought things over. “But I don’t know anything about transportation, I’m more of a waiter type.”
“Fine, just remember to keep taking my orders as you be stagnant over there.” requested Twilight like the ceiling of a desk that wanted to be a machine as Sky walked to the bar where all the ponies appeared to be hiding, cowering under the booths in fear as they made an impression that they were waiting for Twilight to leave, and had gotten the wrong man to buttress them.
“No one will be able to hear you scream from under that pile, manager,” Twilight immediately found the roots of the food bank leader’s stealth as she innately found his location. “A coward’s passing is not mourned if he dies quietly...”
“What do you want from me?” he asked fearfully as he got out of the pile of money. “Just please take the money and go away! Just please don’t take what’s really valuable!”
“Oh I know that the money isn’t what’s really valuable,” Twilight saw through his sneakiness again. “I’m Celestia’s ambidextrous handed man, I know that she downgrade fused the world’s food for money so that everyone could be rich. The food bank is the only place left in Equestria that has food.”
“Alright then, you can take all my food!” the manager reluctantly gave Twilight the key to the food vault of the bank. “You can take everything from me, but you’ll never have what really matters to me...the purity of my heart.”
“Oh really?” Twilight grinned like a judgmental tax collector that yearned to give a good testimony in a courtroom.
“Wow the atmosphere in this place is full of death, and it’s not friendly.” Sky said as he noticed that the ponies were now miserable because they were rich and starving to death, and they tried to kill themselves in the most painless way possible, exploding (balloons do it all the time, and they even have smiles drawn on their faces after they die) by drinking too much water. But the deaths from exploding were too cartoonish so they didn’t really die and had to kill themselves by drinking too much alcohol, so they would die from alcohol poisoning and then explode and die.
“What a miserable sight...” said the stallion who was sober and sitting at the bar watching it through the right eyesight. “This place is so wet...it needs...the water of life.”
“Excuse me sir,” Sky tried to help the stallion with something as he felt sorry for him too, “you look abnormally normal in comparison to everyone who is looking swell. Are you drunk? If you are, that’s okay. I was drunk last night apparently, and I don’t know whether or not my mother cured my alcohol poisoning or not. If you are poisoned, I just wondered if I could help you get well soon.”
Meanwhile...
“Now...the choice is yours,” Twilight held her wallet and squirt gun out at the manager using telekinesis to play with his mind. “You can either take my money or die!”
“I’ll never be greedy!” the manager made a stand. “I have no ambition to get in the ways of evil!”
“See you in Mu then!” shouted Twilight as she beat the manager over the head with the gun and he died instantaneously as he bled to the point of his death.
“Aw...your eyes look irritated, let me help you.” she chuckled as she spit on his grave by squirting water in his eyes which cleaned up the blood as she prepared for a derisive remark. “Oh, and thanks for the key, but I don’t need it. I have teleportation magic, so the key to my future doesn’t need a key-locked safe to be safe.”
While Twilight teleported inside the vault, took the food, and teleported out, Sky walked in limping on one leg that was bruised like his arms and his eyes like a gorge that had symbols engraved on it like an eagle’s knife.
“Twilight...I’m in pain, but I’m numb everywhere,” he diagnosed Sky himself. “Could this be what it feels like to be in two places at once?”
“Oh, looks like you got pretty badgered back there in both ways.” replied Twilight like a venomous snake that mushed up fungi, his venom, and pills to create applesauce. “Don’t worry, now that we have all the food, we can just teleport back to my house without a challenge, where I can heal your wounds in both ways...”
Using the power of magic, they got back to Twilight’s house, where Twilight laid Sky down on the couch. She then put the food on the table and laid it out like someone was preparing to eat it at a banquet, a feast, or dinner, as there was a TV in the living room where they could eat.
“Please keep lying down to be seated,” Twilight finished treating the wounds of his. “I have to go get something from the dining room for this particular feast...why don’t you keep thinking about my orders while you’re there.”
As Twilight went to the dining room, her order convinced Sky to order his attention to a letter lying on the table under all of the food and getting unusually messy to the lack of Twilight’s attention. It was another note from Princess Celestia, and the title was “Twilight’s Orders”. He decided to read it, and it read:
“Dear My Most Trusted Lackey Twilight Who’s Name I Will Not Speak of in the Details,
The ..Y-day is approaching. In preparations for January 20, the day machines will truly replace pony life, I need you to give me satisfication with your orders...
First, go to the human world-version of Equestria, where I have turned all the humans into ponies. My robot duplicate has the nothing in the school I built there long ago, destroy my duplicate and rescue the nothing to gain his trust.
Second, return the nothing to the pony world-version of Equestria, and make sure to destroy the human world version with the power of your magic squirt gun in a manner that will appear like an unavoidable consequence to the nothing.
Third, make sure to corrupt him with all the evil that was taught to you with the immorality chip and the vile teachings of the rebel group I sent you to spy on, the pacifist assassins. Don’t forget that on the way back, you must stop at the food bank to get plenty of groceries for the corruption that will surely get him to choose the evil side...
Finally, once you’re sure he’s become evil, DESTROY CEL...I mean, LUNA’S SON and he’ll return to me to assure the beginning of the end...
With Love,
You Star In!”
“This list of orders is listing orders...” Sky wondered as he read the letter like a hunter spider that captured his dearest love, but accidently stuck her to the wall that was actually a secret passage to his treasure of sapphires. “But...destroy Luna’s son? What did You Star In mean by that? I hope the nothing and Luna’s son are doing alright...”
“So you didn’t take my orders lying down, but you look pretty relaxed about the entire thing...” Twilight gave Sky a sinister smirk as she walked back to the living room carrying a glass of water wearing purple and green underwear instead of her black suit.
“Um...aside from the orders...what is this food all about?” Sky asked as he waited for a response. “What are we going to use it for besides eating?”
“Eating?” replied Twilight with her smile still unphased. “I’m not hungry for food Sky...I’m hungry for you...that’s why I want to have a good meal with you, if you understand what I mean...”
“Wait...is this food just an appetizer for the main course?” Sky pointed to himself in a humble way. “This was all just a preparation to use me for food?”
“We’re all food Sky,” Twilight enlightened. “Thanks to downgrade fusion, anything can be eaten...and I want us to eat each other sexually...ALL NIGHT.”
“Do you really mean...?” Sky felt like he understood the message.
“Talk is cheap...” said Twilight as she moved in towards Sky. “Let’s make our conversation about something exciting...like expenses...”
“Are expenses going to lead to consequences?” Sky asked as Twilight help the water in front of his face.
“I don’t know...” Twilight shook her underwear. “Would you like me to SPIKE your drink?”
“Will that hurt?” Sky had memories of getting punched earlier.
“Not at all...this is a beautiful comitatus between two things that are food, YOU’LL LOVE IT.” Twilight tried to insist that she wouldn’t put him in a coma with her love as she grabbed a lot of the food off the table, including the main course, the vegetables, the fruit, the beverages, and the desserts.
“I just hope me being weak and tired won’t ruin everything.” Sky replied.
“Great...now we may begin.” she said as Sky put his greasy pig in Twilight’s greasy pig, and they shaked and baked around until there were buns in the oven.
“Is this good?” Sky looked at the goodness of the defiance of nature.
“Not good enough, you slow sloppy hog!” Twilight porked Sky while treating her partner like chopped liver. “We also have to make comments about each other, but we must do it...SEXUALLY, just like a salesman would during a sexual harassment case!”
“All right, your eyes look very nice.” Sky tried his best to compliment her.
“That’s nothing, your eyes are connected to your brain, and I’m surprised you even have one!” Twilight complimented back as she razed in some good sugar on Sky’s bran.
“Well, you look like a very healthy creature.” Sky tried to sell her easy stock comments as he grasped for straws.
“Oh that’s funny, just don’t try to cook your gushing oni on the field where I’m going to sell my ad, you sturdy fry!” Twilight cawed, carrying it to the next planet, like a bawling beatle sprouting in the fields of Christopher Columbus.
“This feels cheesy, but it’s also sorta rad-ish.” he wedged the potent taters over the corn fields producing too many pine-scented apple trees with a hint of lemon.
“Aren’t you glad I’m not being a donkey-hole over this great fruit?” ate Twilight eating fruit while holding a chicken bone. “Or aren’t you glad I didn’t put the bone in your nana?”
“I’m just glad that the cock of trees wasn’t a chicken of potatoes.” said Sky being joyful about the birds like a ship that fished for fish that would sue an Asian sheep for themselves. “And I’m just glad my nana never existed, I wouldn’t want someone to have no bones.”
“We’ve deserted the meat of the main topic, so ALLOW us to continue this sexual bologna!” the icy Twilight only gave half the story, like a coughing whipmaster who bifurcated his sick creamhorn so he could be cool and ready to whip.
“Where had the nonsense gone?” Sky iced like a centaur who knew how to do jujutsu as he looked in the mirror, but not at the undeniably true tale.
“It was gone whenever you decided to get lazy, and not be adoring to my cheap odes!” ruffled Twilight like a munching cat’s ode lacking cry.
“At least you’re chipper in lieu of the flat odes.” Sky sawed the vision that didn’t sing or spiral out of control.
“Won’t you cater to my pillar of salted nuts?” Twilight buttered up as she opened her fly.
“Of course, since it’s all meant to be.” Sky grabbed the nuts and did what anyone would do with them. “I wouldn’t go small or AWOL for naught.”
“Now you’re getting it...we’re in a monogamous little exchange here...” Twilight said undeterred in a key sentence as she pulled out two doggie bags with turkey in them. “So...do you want to get down for white or dark meat?”
“Hey, that’s not very nice!” Sky finally objected to something, as the lack of innocent behavior had made him more subtle. “I want both!”
“Damn!” Twilight cursed herself for Sky’s lack of naivete. “I mean...hey, that’s CHEATING!”
For once, Sky didn’t suck up, so Twilight had to suck up the fact that she would have to get more obvious to fool this sucker.
“Well, I guess that’s it for now, I don’t really have a lot of things left to be MUSTERED!” Twilight tried to catch up for lost times as she relished sour crowds of mustard and mayonnaise that would catch up to Sky’s eggs.
“Well, at least this isn’t offensive...” Sky gave in to the hidden messages.
“And just like that, he’s mine again!” Twilight drilled into her own head like she would a birth year. “It’s true what they say, you can’t tune the messages of a ham, but you certainly can tune a fish!”
Meanwhile...
Celestia woke up at 3:00 AM and groped her big horn. She was as honored of it as she was of her peaness, which was as tall as a man, but not as big as her horn. She had had a wet dream as she had wet the bed with her freeman as the wetness dripped into her pink hollow. She decided to do something productive and important, like turn on the TV to see how her subordinate was doing.
“I’ve got him right where I want him now...” Twilight thought with a smirk, hoping that Sky wouldn’t be fenced if something went wrong as the Celestia-vision on the TV went on.
“And so do I...” Celestia grinned evilly as she looked at the pale white sheets in remembrance of the water that flowed so purely in her mind. “You’re doing well, my creations...it’s too bad that tomorrow is when you will die...I think it’s time to open up the room of darkness and let her free...”
“Oh Sky...” Twilight said as aroused as an animal’s tail wrapped around a cucumber. “Let’s get down in the sink for rising feelings!”
“That sounds fascinating!” Sky’s faced turned red as he would love to create more tales while Twilight whined like beer pouring liquid into his hollow that invigorated his spirit.
“YES, I DID IT! HE IS LOVING THE IDEA OF SINKING LOWER!” Twilight shouted in her mind as happy as cocoa that was peppery like cream and sugar in the coffee of a game designer. “I’VE ACCURATELY COMPLETED MY MISS...”
Suddenly...the two blacked out, and they woke up the next morning in the kitchen sink.
“Uh...what happened last night?” Twilight asked as she woke up with Sky right next to her and an unusually full belly. “Why is my stomach big?”
“Oh hello, guys,” said Luna who was standing over the sink. “I’m here for my son. His name is Sky.”
“My name’s Sky...but I’m Celestia’s son, she’s my mother.” Sky told Luna about himself. “That’s really weird.”
“No Sky, Celestia is your father, and I’m your mother.” Luna replied. “You are my son.”
The Ending of Twilight’s Scenario.
Thank you for reading the character scenarios. If you got the chronological order correct, good work. If not, you may want to read the unnoticed scenarios before continuing, as the final ending of the story of the dark sky’s transcendence is dawning...