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Pinkie Pie's room was a mess of party favours, as well as various random objects, posing as "Party Guests" to make up for a previous party that went awry. Ever since the failed surprise party for Rainbow Dash, her usual chipper attitude was (once again) swiped clean. Throughout the entire "party", Pinkie Pie kept twitching.
"I can't wait for Rainbow Dash to get here!" said Pinkie Pie
"Yeah! This is going to be awesome!" said Nick.
"Hold on y'all. Ah think ah hear her comin'" Applejack said, hushing everypony.
They were at Sugarcube Corner. Everypony and Everyhuman were waiting, hiding in their designated spots, as the lights remain dim, in an effort to fully surprise their party guest. Pinkie Pie sat eagerly, waiting to surprise her friend. She loved surprising people in surprise parties, after all.
"Any minute now..." Pinkie Pie said.
"mORe teA, mADaM leFLOuR?" Pinkie Pie said.
"oUi, maDAmmE. MerCI beauCOUp" Pinkie Pie said, moving a sack of flour.
Pinkie Pie trotted over to a pile of rocks. "ThEy DiTcHeD yOu AgAiN, dIdN't ThEy?"
Derpy Hooves, who was a relative of Rainbow Dash, started to get somewhat antsy. Ten minutes has passed since everypony waited in their positions. Everypony else was also starting to get a bit bored. Nick, however, was remaining eager, as was Pinkie Pie.
Finally, Derpy said something.
"Uhm, Pinkie. I have to get back to work..." said Derpy.
"Oh okay. Can you tell Dashie to come here?" Pinkie Pie replied.
"Sure thing, Pinkie. I'll see you around." Derpy said, laughing nervously. She went for the exit, hovering awkwardly out.
"WhO NEEds tHosE gUYs aNYWAYS?" Pinkie twitched as she moved a bucket of turnips.
"You KNOW what? yoU're RIGHT." Pinkie Pie said, talking to an inanimate bucket of turnips.
Pinkie Pie took a swig of Hard Apple Cider, wiping her mouth after taking a swig. Her balance was briefly lost, but she continued to have her party.
"thEy'rE a bunch of losErs! TH3 N3RV3!" Pinkie Pie said, moving a small pile of lint.
"Wait everypony! Where are you guys going?" Pinkie Pie begged.
"Ahm sorry, but ah can't stay fer much longer." Applejack, one of her closest friends, said to Pinkie Pie. Regretfully, she left the building. Other ponies began to leave the building as well. Pinkie Pie was beginning to get very sad. Her hair started to slowly unfurl.
Then, she felt a pat on her back.
"I'll stay." said Nick. "I know she's coming."
Pinkie Pie proceeded to take another swig of Hard Apple Cider. She struggled to maintain her balance. She then let out a seemingly chipper, yet absolutely insane, smile. After all, Smile smile smile, as she once sang.
"cOME On EvEryPONY! ThER'S sTIL a L0T OF PartY to DO0O0O!" Pinkie Pie said in an uneven, durnken toen.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Who cOULD that BE?" Pinkie Pie pondered. She trotted over to the door.
Nick, after about 2 hours of waiting, finally left. She was now all alone, in the dark. A party she made specifically for her friend Rainbow Dash.
"Does...nopony...like my...p...parties?" Pinkie Pie said, barely holding in her tears.
Pinkie Pie began to sob. She was left alone. She felt betrayed by everypony. And now everyhuman. Her hair was fully straight again. She curled up into a ball, for an indefinite period of time.
After an indefinite period of time, which felt like an eternity, she finally turned to a sack of flour.
"M...Madamme LeFlour?" Pinkie Pie muttered.
Pinkie Pie opened the door. It was Troll Face.
"Whaddaya want?" Pinkie Pie groggily said.
"I'm really sorry about the party." Troll Face said. "It's a shame really."
"Everyphony just left. I HATE THEM!" Pinkie Pie said.
"Yes. I understand your pain." said Troll Face, letting out a small, sinister snicker. "Let me tell you something..."
Pinkie Pie's attention perked towards the slightly-misshapen pegasus. She was now all ears to Troll Face. Troll Face, throughout this time, began to pace around the place, looking outside the window.
"She's more interested in humans than ponies." said Troll Face, as he faced away from the window, to Pinkie Pie. "In fact, she likes that Nick human the most."
Pinkie Pie was at a state of disbelief, staggering a little. "I...I don't get it..."
"Face it Pinkie." said Troll Face. "These humans are nothing but trouble." If Troll Face had a pair of glasses, he'd move them slightly down, indicating a serious and sinister tone.
"You know what..." Pinkie Pie said, recalling her past with Ryan Jack. "You're right..."
"Yes, it's good we're on the same page..." Troll Face said, letting out a sinister snicker.