Though it's only been a week since their delivery on the moon, and Craptrap was still with them, the Planet express crew was busy doing their own thing. Leela and the others were busy doing a delivery, leaving Derpy to be at Amy's apartment, which was at the very top on the Infosphere. Much to Derpy's liking & unliking was, compared to Leela's apartment, the place was much bigger and wasn't plain white, but the place made the pegasus feel inferior and everywhere was either a shade of pink or purple.
"How do you like my home?" Amy asked. Derpy swung her legs as she tried to escape.
"NUU!!!" She yelled "WANT MA-MA!!!"
"Oh, I'm sorry Derpy, but Ma-Ma's busy with work. Relax, I'm sure you're going to enjoy spending time with me." Derpy let out a 'Humph!' as she crossed her forelegs and made an angry face. Amy couldn't help but giggle. "Even when you're angry, you're still a cutie."
Amy gave Derpy a short tour of her apartment with the living room, bathroom, kitchen, and her bedroom upstairs. Derpy had a curious look as they went into Amy's bedroom, most notable, her closet. As soon as Amy laid Derpy on her bed, turing to make a phone call to Leela, Derpy got off the bed and explored the closet, seeing many different clothes, dresses, shoes, and socks. For some weird reason, two pairs of red & pink striped socks hypnotized her, making Derpy take them out of the bottom drawer & put them on. The first pair on her forelegs were easy to put on, but the back ones were trickier. Meanwhile, Amy was about to finish her call.
"I got it, Leela." Amy replied on her phone "I know she loves muffins... yes, I'll use them as desert... finishing her veggies won't be a problem... I'm not sure she can eat meat... alright, be at bed at around 8... no Bender, I'm not selling her to a pawnshop... alright, bye!" She ung her phone and took a deep breath. "Alright Derpy, how about we-" She looked around her room, seeing Derpy was gone. "Derpy!? Where are you!?"
"WHEE!!!" Derpy yelled. She rolled out of the closet and landed on the wall, though she was upside down with her flank & tail in the air.
Amy stared for a few moments, then began to giggle.
"Aw, look at you! You're so adorable!" Derpy rolled over, balancing on her hind legs while hopping up & down.
"I'm Pwetty!"
"You're more than pretty! You're absolutely precious!" She gasped and ran away for a few moments, coming back with a camera. "Come on Derpy, smile for the camera!" Derpy smiled as her picture was taken. "Everyone's gonna love this! ...Wait a minute... MAKEOVERS!!!"
"...huh?"
"Come on, I'm sure that with these pictures, not only will the everyone in planet express think you're adorable, but so will all of New-New York! You'll be a star!"
"A...star?" Amy turned on his TV, going to a channel where a music video played, making Derpy excited as Amy got out a bunch of clothes for Derpy to try on.
"Hipster glasses!"
"Ponytail!"
"Nerd!"
"Gentleman!"
"School girl!"
"Safari!"
"Offensive Mexican stereotype!"
"Famous videogame hero that isn't a soldier!"
"A soldier!"
"Robot!"
"Kitty!"
"Best halloween costume!"
"Princess!"
"Baker!"
"Pianist!"
"And last, but not least, Mailman!"
Derpy took a deep breath, taking off the bag on her back as she fell to her back, really tired.
"Why...many...dresses?" She asked.
"Huh? All those dresses?" Amy replied "Well... call me crazy, but I kept all my childhood stuff with me after I moved from my family."
"...You'we... cwazy... auntie." Derpy fell to the floor and slept. Amy turned to Derpy and picked her up.
"D-Did you call me... Auntie?" Derpy let out some small snores, but still spoke a bit.
"Auntie... Amy..." Amy couldn't help but smile as she placed Derpy on her bed.
"Good Night... little Derpy." Derpy snuggled onto the pillow she was laid on and snored very silently. Though Leela wanted Amy to have Derpy learn some mathematics, the pictures she took should act as an apology to Leela for not doing it and, afterall, Derpy was a bit smarter than the average child, even if she didn't speak a lot of words. To help learn something, Amy pulled out a classic Dr. Seuss book that was ruined by hollywood starring Mike Myers. After reading it, Amy fell asleep herself, lying next to Derpy to sleep herself. Derpy, whether waking up from Amy resting or sleep walking, walked up to the human, walked in a circle, and rested next to Amy's head, blowing some warm air from her muzzle onto Amy's cheeks as both slept the night away with no one around... except after both fell asleep, Craptrap turned visible again, went into Amy's closet for a few moments, then came out with a box full of panties.
"Now those Japanese people will be happy with their new stock of panties!" He said to himself, but stopped as was near the edge of the stairs. "Wait? How'd I get up here again?... Aw Screw it!" He rolled over the steps, but soon fell down, letting out multiple 'ows' along the way. "...I'm okay!"