It was a wonderful morning for the two, though their hairs say otherwise. Both Leela and Derpy got ready for the day with Leela taking her shower & Derpy taking a morning bath (despite whining she took one last night). While it was true Leela only had to put on clothing, and Derpy herself should be in school, but Derpy was too young to start & the professor may Fire Leela for not arriving on what was technically her first day at work. (Yesterday was a 'meet your coworkers' thing). Though unsure on how Derpy would be alone in the house, Leela decided to take the pegasus back to work with her; perhaps everyone's change their opinions about her.
After arriving in Planet express, both saw that only Fry, Bender, and the professor were there.
"Oh look!" Bender pointed "It's the freaky eyed one again."
"Shut up!" Leela replied "Do you want me to kick your ass again!"
"As long as you don't literally bite it."
"So how was the little gal?" Fry asked.
"...We had the best sleep of our lives, didn't we?" Leela asked Derpy.
"Uh-huh!" Derpy replied with a nod. Leela went to Fry's right ear.
"She called me 'Ma-Ma'"
"Really!?" Fry asked in surprise.
"Of course she did. Why do you ask?"
"Well... she's actually cute."
"You actually think she's cute?"
"Yeah, I do! And watch this!" Fry carefully took Derpy away from Leela. Derpy waived her front hooves towards Leela in an attempt to free herself from Fry. Fry began to scratch behind Derpy's ear, causing the pegasus to gasp, but slowly calm down and enjoy Fry's touch.
"What did you do?"
"It's something I used to do to dogs & cats before, and I wanted to see if it works on her."
"...Looks like you succeeded."
"Hey! Watch this!" Fry turned around and did something to Derpy and Leela couldn't see. After a few moments, Fry turned around, showing Derpy having his hair style. "Eh!? She's like a tiny form of me!"
"That can't see if they're an idiot." Bender replied, followed by his laughing. Derpy woke up and looked at a mirror, seeing her new mane-style. She let out an annoyed grumble and, using her front hooves, made her mane back to normal.
"I guess she's not a fan of it." Leela commented.
"Eh, it was fun and cute." Fry replied, extending his arms and allowing Derpy to go back to Leela.
"Enough cuteness!" The professor yelled "Take your seats in the meeting room and shut up!" The three grumbled to themselves and took their seat in the hologram/meeting room. Leela placed Derpy back on the table, though sitting nex to them was Bender, who gave Derpy a death-like-glare. "As new employees, I'd like your new opinion on our new commercial! I paid it to have it aired on the super bowl!"
"Wow!" Fry exclaimed
"Not on the same channel, of course." The commercial played on the screen. While everyone was silent, Derpy was giggling at 'Not-Evans' being eaten by the blob, the giant bird abducting the deliveryman, Evans being eaten by the same blob, and the giant bird carrying the same deliveryman.
"Are there really giant birds like that?"
"No, no. That was all just special effects. Now let's all have breakfast! I hope everyone likes eggs." Derpy followed the professor into the kitchen, where one of the giant eggs hatched, revealing a newly born giant bird. She then laughed hard when said bird took the Professor's head in it's beak, making the professor scream and hitting it with the egg beater in his hand.
With the help from Leela, Bender, and Fry, the professor was saved from becoming bird feed, though said bird was put inside a cage and was named Pazuzu. Scruffy moved the bird away to the Professor's laboratory to be experimented on, though breakfast from the professor was cancelled, but this didn't stop either Fry nor Derpy from having their breakfast. For fry, it was Admiral Crunch cereal with milk, caffeinated bacon & baconated grapefruit while Derpy had herself a blueberry muffin.
"I'm never gonna get used to the future." Fry commented to himself "Caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit, Admiral Crunch!"
"If you don't like that," Leela replied, pulling another box of cereal out "try some Archduke Chocula." Derpy to Fry, swallowing her muffin in her mouth.
"Muffin?" Derpy insisted
"Thanks, but no thanks." Fry replied, rustling Derpy's mane. The door opened and Hermes came in with another package, this one about as tall as an average human.
"'Ey everybody!" He announced to everyone "Someone came and dropped this package for us last night. Now which one of you is the captain?"
"Oh my!" The professor exclaimed "I haven't picked a new captain yet! It's always so hard to choose."
"Ma-Ma!" Derpy exclaimed "Pick Ma-Ma!"
"Oh, why should I do that?" Derpy pointed at Fry.
"New." She pointed at Bender "Meanie." Pointed at Leela "Good."
"Hm... very well! Leela! You're the new captain!"
"Aw!" Fry and Bender whined.
Derpy waited in the science room with Bender, Leela, Amy, and the professor as Fry was getting a physical exam from Zoidberg. Amy was carrying Derpy around in her arms, scratching behind the pegasus's ears and relaxing her as the professor took Bender's head off , shaking it & as trash dropped from inside.
"Dear Lord, Bender!" The professor exclaimed "You're filthy!"
"Yeah, like you don't have crap in your neck!" Bender replied as the professor placed his head on the table.
"Amy, why don't you give his body a going over with the clean up pick?"
"Alright," Amy replied, placing Derpy on the table next to Bender's head. "You have fun with bender." Derpy turned to Bender, who gave her the same death glare.
"What are you looking at?" Derpy slapped Bender's head and made him fall to the floor! "...Ow!" Derpy laughed at what she did. The door opened and Fry came in.
"Well," he said "The Doc says I'm as healthy as a crab. Can I go into space now?"
"As soon as Bender's clean" The professor replied, picking up Bender's head and wiping it with a rag "But as I recall, you youngsters have a package to deliver."
"Finally! Come on Bender, let's mosey!" Fry took Bender's head from the professor and tossed it to his body. Bender's body didn't catch his head, causing it to fall on the floor and roll around for a bit. Derpy laughed hard again, tearing up a bit at the sight yet again.
"Nice going, idiot!" Bender yelled at himself.
Both Fry and Derpy were excited to be heading for the moon; Fry was because he's always dreamed of heading to the moon when he was young and Derpy was just because it was a new place she's never been to before. Derpy sat on Leela's lap, watching out of the window as their ship was ready to blast into orbit.
"Can I do the countdown?" Fry asked.
"Huh? Oh sure, knock yourself out." Leela replied. In less than a few seconds, they were at the moon's atmosphere.
"10, 9-"
"Okay, We're here."
"8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1blastoff." Derpy, Bender, and Amy all laughed at Fry not watching as they made it to the moon in less than 10 seconds. Their ship flew into the hole of a dome, followed by them landing on the surface inside. "Hurry up! I wanna see the moon!"
"Relax, it's open until 9." Leela looked down, seeing Derpy balancing on her hind legs as she leaned on the ship's steering wheel & moved it around, mimicking spaceship noises as any child would.
"D'aw, look at that," Amy said, watching Derpy "She thinks she's a space captain like you."
"Well I call mutiny!" Bender yelled, finishing his beer and belching out fire.
"Bender!" Leela yelled "Let her have her fun!"
"Pew! Pew! Pew!" Derpy made the sound of lasers.
"Hey Derpy," Amy spoke, leaning to the pegasus "Wanna see something fun?" Derpy turned to Amy with a surprised look, and jumped into Amy's open arms. Amy lifted Derpy, and Derpy gasped, seeing a whole amusement park!
"Fun!" Derpy yelled "Fun!" The door reopened, and Fry came back inside.
"You're not gonna believe this!" Fry yelled, about as hyper as a child would "They landed an amusement park on the moon!"
"Guh! It's the happiest place orbiting the earth."
"Well let's go already!"
"Fun!" Derpy yelled.
"Fry," Leela spoke, trying her best to stay patient. "we have a crate to deliver."
"Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it." Fry offered.
"That's too much work!" Bender replied "Let's burn it and SAY we dumped it in the sewer!"
"Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-" Leela spoke
"I had more, but you can go ahead." Fry interrupted
"We'll deliver that crate like professionals and then we'll head home."
"But I've never been to the moon before!" Fry turned around and took Derpy from Amy "And neither has she! Are you really not going to let her have fun on the moon until who knows how long?"
"Fun!" Derpy repeated herself.
"...Ugh... alright." Leela sighed in defeat "We'll deliver that crate like professionals and then we'll... get on every ride we can, just for Derpy." The four cheered together.
"Finally! She's useful for something!" Bender exclaimed
"Shut up!" Both of the women spoke in unison.
Fry, Amy, and Derpy were left in charge to deliver the crate to park as Bender and Leela waited in the super long line for tickets.
"Clear?" Amy asked
"Clear!" Fry replied
"Ready to hoist?"
"Ready!"
"Uh-Huh!" Derpy jumped up to the controls, stopping Amy from clicking the button that'd bring the magnet down. She pointed up as the magnet was, if clicked on, would fall and hit Amy in the head. She made some 'ZZZ' noises, as if to simulate the buzz of electricity and the magnet would bring the keys Leela left with Amy into their package.
"Oh... thanks, Derpy!" Amy replied, rustling her mane. "I really owe you one! Want some Ice cream?"
"Ice Cweam!?" Derpy replied, her tail wagging like a dog's.
"Yeah, I guess that'll do." Looking up, Amy moved the magnet over to their package, clicking on the button and getting the package onto the lift.
Derpy walked in between Amy & Fry, feeling a bit nervous at the looks she received from the public, but safe with Leela's coworkers. Fry lead the way as he moved their package to the receiving depot.
"This is it!" Fry spoke, turning back and looking at Derpy "My first space delivery and your delivery ever!"
"Uh-Huh!" Derpy agreed with a nod. They entered to see a big guy lazily relaxing & leaning on his chair with his feet on the desk
"Uh, greetings moon man! We come in peace! I am Fry from the planet Earth."
"Wise Guy, huh?" The man replied in a Dutch Brooklyn accent "If I wasn't so lazy, I'd punch you in the stomach."
"But you are lazy, right?"
"Ah Don't get me started."
"Wazy man." Derpy commented as she turned around and left, seeing Leela & Bender near the front of the line. They ran out and headed to the entrance.
"... If I's wasn't dead, than I's sures is with this new accent."
The crew made it in the park, and it was just as fun as Amy, Leela, and Bender remembered it (at least after he jammed it his empty beer bottle into the 'eye' of Crater Face, Luna Park's Mascot). For Derpy, it was such a fun experience everywhere she went, and as for Fry... it was different from what he expected. Both Fry and Derpy were with each other for the majority of the time, as Derpy laid on top of Fry's head and Fry looked around a souvenir stall. Fry bought a magnet that read 'What part of MOON don't you understand?' for Derpy.
"Think I should buy more for everyone else?" Fry asked
"Uh-Huh!" Derpy nodded.
"Well alright! Five more, please!"
As he bought the magnets, Derpy heard what they spoke on the other side.
"Ugh, who buys this trash?" Leela asked
"Idiots who buy gifts for other idiots." Bender answered. Fry walked around the corner.
"Hey!" Fry spoke happily "I got you guys refrigerator magnets!" Fry placed a magnet on Bender's head; a buzz was heard on Bender as his eyes 'pupils' grew in size.
"Get it off!" Bender yelled "Get it off! Get it- uh oh!" Bender began to dance as he sang a country song "♫How many road must a man walk down before you AOOO!!!♫" Fry ran up and took the magnet off Bender's head. Derpy began to laugh even harder, tearing up as she laughed as Bender took deep breaths. "Keep those things off of me!!! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit!"
"So you flip out and act like some crazy folk singer?"
"Yes... I guess a robot would have to be crazy enough to want to become a folk singer." As Bender turned to look at the Artificial lighting above, Derpy snicked as she threw her magnet at Bender, having it land on his ass. Bender turned to see the magnet and Deroy giggling to herself. "YOU LITTLE BAS- ♫I love you, You love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?♫"
"I wove you now." Derpy replied with a giggle.
"I guess he sings differently depending on who places a magnet on him." Leela observed.
In a ride called 'Whalers of the Sea of Tranquility' everyone sat on a boat with water around them. All around them there were robots connected to rails, each looking like human whalers. Derpy bopped her head as the robots sang.
"♫We're whalers of the moon! We carry our harpoons! But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune!♫" This was repeated for the whole ride, even worse for Bender as he remembered being in high school with another robot singing the tune.
They all sat down to watch a show called 'Goophy Gopher Revue', something that they'd normally pass, but was insisted by Derpy. Two robotic gophers (a wide one with another wearing glasses & a graduation hat) came out of some obvious fake craters.
"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?" The wide gopher asked
"Because," the other answered "it's a little... meteor!" Multiple gophers came out and laughed at the joke.
"This is weak!" Fry commented. Derpy stood on her hind legs and gave a proper slap across Fry's face.
"Address all complaints to the monsento corporation."
Though having a red cylander was on Fry's face, everyone else enjoyed their day, getting a hold and enjoying their Orlon Candy (which was really gray colored Cotton Candy). While everyone was happy, Fry wasn't.
"What's wrong, Fry?" Leela asked "It is because Derpy enjoyed that show more than you?"
"...I don't know," Fry replied "This place is great and all, but it's so... artificial. The Gravity, the air, the gophers, you might as well stay on earth." He stopped and turned to his right. "That's what I wanted to see!" He ran to his right, looking out to the rest of the moon "I want to go jump around like an astronaut! Screw this phony stuff!" Derpy gasped and was readying her front leg again for a slap, only to be stopped by Amy's ear massage.
"But the Phony stuff is what's fun; it's boring out there!"
"Yeah!" Bender agreed "You're the type of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to check out the sexateria!"
"Sex-a-what?" Derpy asked
"You'll learn soon." Amy replied
"Hm... maybe I should take Fry to the Lunar Rover Ride." Leela insisted "You get to wear a spacesuit and get to drive around on the surface. And the line's short because it's educational!"
"I don't care how educational it is!" Fry replied with eagerness "Let's do it!"
"Fine, but let me get Derpy along; she needs some sort of education."
Fry, Leela, and Derpy were in space suits as well as riding around on a rover. Though Fry & Leela were in human shaped suits sharing the same oxygen tank, Derpy had to be put in a small, space dog suit with it's own oxygen tank and only her tail was sticking out freely.
"Finally!" Fry exclaimed, holding onto the steering wheel. "Get ready for some serious moon action!" Their Rover moved ahead into a pressure room.
"The story of Lunar exploration began with one man," an announcer spoke through the Rover's radio. The doors opened, revealing a black & white scene with two animatronics; one as a large man in a police uniform and the other as a regular house wife. "A man with a dream."
"One of these days, Alice," the male animatronic spoke "Bam! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"
"Wow!" Leela exclaimed "I never realized that the first astronauts were that fat."
"That's not an astronaut!" Fry replied angrily "It's a T.V. comedian! He was just using space as a metaphor for beating his wife." Derpy's head rose as her ears perked up, turning to Fry with a look of fear.
"Look at what you did! Oh, come here, Derpy, Fry shouldn't have said that." Leela picked up Derpy and began to caress her tail.
"Hey, it was the 50's." They continued on to an obvious fake, cardborad cutout of the Lunar landing with craters and backdrops of the moon's surface, despite the real surface right behind it.
"No one knows where or when or how man first landed on the moon." The announcer continued.
"I do!"
"But our Fun-geneers think it might's have happened something like this!" More of the whalers came out, but now accompanied with the gophers, singing the 'Whalers of the Moon' song again. Leela and Derpy sang along with the tune, though Derpy's was a bit more gibberish.
"That's not how it happened!" Both Leela and Derpy turned to Fry with an impatient look.
"Oh, really?" Leela asked "I don't see you with a Fun-geneering Degree."
"Ugh! This is stupid! I'm taking this thing out to the REAL moon!"
"Fry, No! This is my first mission and I don't want us to get into any trouble. Besides, it's on a track." Fry snickered to himself as he took one of the whaler's harpoons.
"Not for long!" He chucked the harpoon, making it land in front of them. Their Rover rode up on the harpoon, but turned to the right and began driving ahead, giving Fry full control of the rover! They ran over one of the whalers.
"Sowwy!" Derpy said to the whaler as they drove off.
"I love what I do!" The whaler replied.
"Okay, we're on the moon," Leela said impatiently "you're on the surface. Now I'll give you ten minutes, then you'll get bored, turn around, and apologize for being such a jerk! Agreed?"
"Agreed!" Fry replied, not listening to what Leela said. Fry drove the Rover wildly, laughing maniacally. Despite Derpy's best effort to not join Fry, she cheered as they drove.
"WHEE!!!"
"Yeah! Crank up the radio!" Derpy pressed on the button. Whaler music. Fry turned off the radio. "Never mind."
Derpy rode on the hood of the Rover and, though no wind passed her mane as in the tube transport systems, it was still fun to see craters pass by them.
"Time's up." Leela spoke "Make a U-Turn at the next crater."
"No! Not yet!" Fry replied "How about we go looking for the original moon landing site!?"
"Adventuwe!!!" Derpy yelled
"That's crazy!" Leela yelled "It's been missing for centuries!"
"Well I'm feeling lucky!" Fry replied with a smug. Their car flipped over a boulder and fell into a large crater. When they landed, they began to sink into the crater. "Uh... I'm ready to go back now."
"Really!?"
"Well... WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!! IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!" He jumped out of the rover and fell a few inches deeper. "Help me, Leela and Derpy!!!" Leela grunted to herself, picking up their oxygen tank. Derpy grabbed onto Leela's leg, and the cyclops turned the valve on the oxygen tank, making them fly and free themselves from the Moon's quick sand. They landed safely on the moon's surface. "You did it! We're safe!!!"
"No." Leela replied, turning to show their Oxygen was near empty "Now we're going to die!
"IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!" Fry turned to run away, but fell from his own Oxygen line. Derpy looked at her oxygen tank, seeing it was still full.
"Full!" She simply said. Leela looked down at Derpy.
"Derpy! You're a lifesaver!" Leela exclaimed. The pegasus blushed from her comment. Leela pulled a line from Derpy's tank and connected it to their own tank, allowing all three to breath in space.
"How long do we have?" Fry asked
"Hm... about three hours. We have to get to the park as quick as possible!"
About half an hour later, the three stumbled upon a farm on the moon's surface. Together, they ran into the barn, taking their helmets off and breathing in the fresh air... with the scent of dung. A coking sound was heard, and they turned, screaming as a human farmer was there, holding a shotgun to their face. Derpy hid right behind Fry & Leela's legs.
"Trespasser's, eh!?" The farmer asked, still aiming at them.
"No, sir!" Fry replied "We're amusement park patrons!" The farmer lowered his shotgun.
"Ooh! That's a wicked, simple place! Tilt-a-world's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked!"
"Please, our car broke down and we're nearly out of oxygen." Leela explained "Can we borrow some?"
"Borrow!? Listen here city girl, Oxygen don't grow on trees! Y'er gonna have to earn it doin' chores on ma farm. Ye can go back to your park at sunup."
"Really? There are no exceptions?"
"Yep! No exceptions!"
"Not even for her?" Leela picked up Derpy and held her to the farmer.
"What the-!?"
"P.U.!" Derpy yelled, covering her muzzle with her hooves "He's smewwy!" The farmer gave a curious look.
"Well the... why didn't ya'll tell me ye were both married and had a strange alien daughter!?"
"D-Daughter!?" Fry stammered "But we're not-" Leela shoved her elbow into Fry's gut.
"Yep! That's us!" Leela spoke, acting like a wife "She's Derpy and she's our adopted daughter!"
"...Yeah! That's our little girl, honey."
"Aw! She's a cutie!" The farmer commented. "Ya'll can have that rover right over there and drive to wherever the park is at."
"You don't know the directions?"
"Hell nah! I don't visit wicked places!" They looked at each other and shrugged, following the strange farmer to his rover decorated with a confederate flag on it.
"Okay, now that's racist!"
"What you say about my sense of patriotism!?!?!?" The door to the barn, and a funny looking, triangular yellow robot with a single blue eye on a single wheel with twig like arms & three fingers came out, waving it's arms around.
"RUN!!!" it yelled "The Kraggons are here!!!"
"Kwaggons?" Derpy asked. The house exploded as a huge, dragon looking monster made of stone & dripping came out, letting out a roar!
"HOLY CRAP!!!" Leela yelled.
"More like HOLY S**T!!!" The robot yelled, censoring the last word as he jumped onto the back. "Let's get outta here!!!" Fry, Leela, and Derpy jumped into the Rover, Leela taking the wheel while Fry held onto Derpy. They drove away as the Farmer fired at the Kragon!
"What the hell's a Kragon!?" Fry asked
"I have no idea!" Leela Replied "What's a Kragon, robot, and who the hell are you!?"
"Oh! Allow me to introduce myself!" The robot spoke "I am a CR4P-TP unit, but you can call me 'Craptrap'!"
"Alright... Craptrap... What's a Kragon and how do we deal with it!?"
"A Kragon is creature made of pure rock that can breath in zero oxygen area and are usually around Petedora's moon, Lepis! The best way to get rid of a Kragon is to shoot it until it dies! And must I say, what an adorable creature you have with you! My cute sensors are going off the charts and I predict she's going to be as adorable when she's older and gets her own foal!"
"...What!?" Derpy yelled in confusion. Loud roars were heard along with the ground shaking, as the Kragon exploded and smaller Kragons came out, continuing the chase right behind them.
"Oh yeah; When Kragons die, there's a chance that they'll explode into smaller Kragons that make up their lack of strength physically with strength in numbers."
"Then what do we do!?" Fry asked
"Hold on! I'm going to send an SOS for someone to pick us up! Hopefully, one of my old high school buddies will come along and pick us up in a few hours, or in a few days, months, even years! GAP!!!"
"Hold on to your helmets!" Leela ordered. Derpy held onto her helmet as they jumped over the gap that had aliigators, each in their own space helmet. They landed, though the wheel on the back left deflated. The pack of Kragons stopped and growled at them, turning around to find another way around.
"We made it!!!" Craptrap yelled.
"Cool!" Fry yelled "The Dark side of the Moon!"
"Don't you mean the Dark side of Uranus?"
"Nightfall's coming!" Leela exclaimed. The darkness laid over Fry, making him shiver upon impact. "Come on! Before we all freeze!"
"Like Walt Disney!!!" Craptrapp yelled, following them. Fry held onto Derpy again as both Fry & Leela hopped to get away from the dark side of the moon.
"We can't outrun it forever!"
"...Over there!" Fry pointed "Look: It's the Moon Landing Sight! We found it!" They hopped over to the moon landing sight, Leela climbing up the ladder to the ship used to land in & opening it's door. Fry held onto Derpy as he looked around in awe.
"Quick! Get in!"
"Look, Derpy! It's the flag from MTV! And Neil Armstrong's footprint!" He stomped on the footprint. "Hey! My foot's bigger! Isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen, guys!?"
"Fry, look around: it's just a crummy plastic flag and a dead man's track in the dust!" Fry's happiness went away as he stared into the open, hearing Leela's words going through him. "Now get inside before you and Derpy freeze!" Fry sighed to himself, waling to the landing device, holding Derpy up for Leela first before entering himself. They closed the door behind them, shutting Craptrap behind them
"A LADDER!?" Craptrap yelled in surprise "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Well... if it doesn't hurt, I'll signal for help for us! Hopefully, some mercenaries will pick us up, or Hoperion will. And... oh man, I'm so lonely. See ya soon."
Inside, Leela placed their oxygen container in the middle as they sat near the controls.
"Well if the oxygen holds," Leela spoke negatively "we might live long enough to starve to death. Derpy, close your eyes & cover your ears as we eat."
"Uh-Huh!" Derpy replied, oblivious at what Leela meant.
"...Leela... I'm sorry." Fry apologized. "I never should've dragged you both out here."
"That's right! You shouldn't have! I still don't get what the big 'attraction' is." Fry sighed
"I never told anyone this, but a thousand years ago, I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades... or the physical endurance... plus I threw up a lot and no one likes spending a week with me."
"A week would be a little much." Derpy nodded.
"The moon was like this awesome, romantic, mysterious thing hanging up there in the sky where you'd never reach it, no matter how much you wanted to." Both Leela and Derpy looked at each other in silence, both feeling a bit guilty. "But you're right; once you're actually here, it's just a big, dull rock. I guess I just wanted both of you to see it through my eyes... the way I used to." Both Derpy and Leela looked at Fry, seeing the reflection of earth on his helmet. Derpy walked to the window and looked out of it.
"Look." She simply said. Both Fry and Leela looked outside. "It's pwetty."
"...It sure is." Leela replied, smiling and taking Derpy back to sit on her lap. Out in the distance, Craptrap ran for his life as Kragons came and chased after him.
"The Kragons!" He yelled "They're here! I shouldn't have showed them my new mixtape!!!" Up above, the planet express ship came flying in, and inside, piloting the ship, was Bender!
"It's Bender!" Fry yelled "We're saved!"
"But how!?" Leela asked "He doesn't know how to fly a ship, does he?"
"I uploaded pilot controls to him!" Craptrap yelled, still running for his life. The magnet Fry & Amy used to get the package came down & hovered over Craptrap "Oh no! Not the Magnet! NOT THE MAGNET!!! NOO!!!" It attached to him "Uh oh!" Craptrap began to dance and sing a famous song, making Fry & Leela groan and cover their ears, though Derpy sang along and danced with Craptrap as their shuttle was taken away.
Dear Diary,
My Name is Derpy, and today was my first day delivering packages & visiting the moon at the same time! Ma-Ma's dumb friend, Fry, took us away from the park, but we meet a funny robot that sings pretty funny music and dances pretty good. He and the meanie, Bender, were actually friends from High School as both were partiers. Bender says he didn't mean to save us, as his friend was small, but I think, perhaps, under that metal skin and his attitude, he has a heart of Gold. His friend is staying with him for a few days, but I want to take lessons from him on dancing. Until Next Time,
Derpy Hooves.
P.S. Bender, if you're reading this, I meant as in you are actually nice, not having a literal heart of gold.