Twilight and Spike had just returned from the Crystal Empire, there train ride on the way back was stressful and tiring. The reason was that the engine ran out of coal. Then, a knock at the door was heard.
"I'm coming", She said.
Twilight opened the door to see Me and Matt.
"Oh hey Braden, hey Matt, what do you guys need".
"Twilight it's urgent", I said in a serious tone.
"What's wrong", Twilight said a bit worried.
"These weird bug things have been buzzing all over town and eating everything in sight," Matt said in his grumpy tone.
"Oh no." she said
"What do you mean oh no Twilight."I said.
"I think the creature's your dealing with are parasprites." explained Twilight. I was confused.
"Para what now."
Twilight explained they are these small creatures that have the ability to multiply, and they eat almost everything they see.
"Damn." said Matt.
"Damn indeed Matt". replied Spike.
"So how do we stop them". I asked.
"They seem to be attracted to music, that's how Pinkie got rid of them". Twilight answered.
"So, can we get Pinkie Pie here to help" said Matt.
"Unfortunately Matt, Pinkie Pie isn't here right now''. She said.
"Well where is she". He asked
"She's visiting Yakyakistan right now" explained Spike.
"Well shit"
"So how do we stop these creatures". Asked Twilight.
"Well, we can stop them by lowering them away with music, Pinkie did that and it worked". Twilight explained.
" I got this". said Matt
Matt pulled out his phone and started playing I want to hold your hand by The Beatles, the Parasprites herd the music and started flying towards it's direction. Matt was happy and shouted, IT'S WORKING.
"Here they come". I said
Hundreds of parasprites flew down to my cul de sac. attracted to the music.
"There here, now we need to get all these parasprites into the portal so we ca-
Before I could continue, Matt shouted.
"Shit!"
"What's wrong Matt?" I asked.
"My phone is running out of battery power", he replied
"Well you better hurry, or el-
"To late it's dead" Said Matt. I said just one thing.
"Fuck".
The parasprites then went back to eating everything in plain spot, starting with Matt's phone.
"Oh come on, I only had that phone for two days. IT WAS AN IPHONE FUCKIN TWELVE". He shouted.
"Matt calm down, yelling isn't going to get you anywhere".
"Ummm Braden"
"yes Twi"
Twilight pointed her hoof to my lower body.
"They ate my shorts"
Those stupid bugs had eaten my shorts. So I was just standing there with a shirt and boxer briefs.
Matt giggled at the sight of it.
After getting a new pair of shorts, I saw those creatures eating a whole car.
"HOW" I shouted
"These creatures have a big appetite Braden". Twilight old me.
"Well, were out of options these thing are gonna eat the whole town".
Then an idea popped up in my head.
"I got it". I said.
"What is it Braden". asked Spike.
I explained that we can try and round them up again, and kill them with a bug bomb.
"Don't you think that's a bit extreme". Twilight said nervously.
"No, have you seen what these creatures are doing". I stated/
"Well....I guess your right" Twilight said.
"I have some bug bombs at my house. My dad uses them to kill hornets". explained Matt/
"Let's go get them"
We collect the bug bombs and set them outside.
"Okay, let's do this". I said.
I pull out my phone and start playing the music. All the parasprites were attracted to it.
"Okay, there rounded up. NOW"
As a shouted that, The bug bombs went off causing the parasprites to weaken.
"It's working". Matt shouted.
Some bugs started to drop dead. Soon all the parasprites dropped dead.
Matt got excited. "It worked". He said.
"Yeah it did, but we still kinda lost". I told him.
"Um what do you mean". Matt said confused.
"Well" I said "....almost everything got destroyed by those little shits so."
Matt's response was.
" .....fuck."
the end