Trixie's Tips

by KingofBronies


Making a Paper Airplane

We join our star again back for day two of her odd career. Her new set was composed of foal toys, building blocks a toy chest with a dull green carpet. Trixie was behind a small blue table of which she was head bashing against. The announcer couldn't help, but giggle a bit.

"Hehe..Hello everypony! And welcome to another exciting episode of Trixie's Tips! Here's your amazing show mare hostess, Trixie!"

The audience applaud in joy after the intro, but the rapid head smashing did not stop. The boss got on the mic.

"Um, Trixie that's kinda your cue."

The unicorn slowly raised her head and stared at the large mic over head. "Last time I checked the Great and Powerful Trixie asked for a stage! Trixie is not in magic kindergarden anymore and demands she be treated like an adult! How do you expect the Great and Powerful Trixie to preform feats beyond imagination with building blocks and toys!?"

"Well..we didn't have it in the budget to get you a more pro-”

“SILENCE! You have plenty of money to waste on toys and blocks, but not enough to buy Trixie a stage!? And it can't be the ratings, you cannot hide this from Trixie! Who wouldn't pay money to see the Great and Powerful Trixie work her magic creating masterpieces, on stage no less?” The mare scoffed holding her head in the air with her eyes closed.

“Ok fine! We will get you a stage next episode! But the reason we got this one is because its themed. You see we want you to build a paper airplane.”

Trixie looked confused. “What? What kind of filly knows how to create a massive scale replica of flying device out of paper? Is this some sort of joke, because Trixie does not find it amusing.”

“No no no.. Trixie. We are asking you to create an airplane using a single piece of paper.” The voice explained.

“Trixie shall humor you, but only because she is getting paid.” The pony who speaks in third person looked around the cheap set finding some paper and a pencil in the toy chest for some reason.

She levitated her findings onto the desk and began to write on the paper. When she was satisfied she displayed what she had done to the audience. The camera fixated on the drawing.

“Done! Trixie has created only the finest in paper airplanes! Do not worry everypony, it is not real so it shall not come through and fly into the audience. Trixie promises.” She smiled as if displaying something so realistic to the public, though it looked little more than a squiggle with some flaps for wings.

The audience laughed at the hilariously bad drawing. Trixie just smiled arrogantly.

“Yes yes, the Great and Powerful Trixie knows the boss was a foal to think this would be a challenge!”

“Um, Trixie...We meant fold the paper to make it able to fly temporarily.”

The Great and Powerful pony looked a bit mad. “Why didn't you just explain this to Trixie! Were you trying to make a foal out of her? The Great and Powerful Trixie will make sure you pay for this, but for now she will spare you and create this simple contraption.”

She levitated the paper with her magic and folded it once then folding the two ending parts making an airplane with no tip. Trixie smirked.

“Behold! The Great and Powerful Trixie has crafted only the finest for her fans to see!” She stood on her hind legs expecting to hear cheers and appalls for the crowd, but heard nothing.

The boss got back on the mic. “Um..Trixie you have to make it fly.”

“Very well then, Trixie shall do just that!” the caped unicorn threw the airplane with her magic it did a front flip then nose dived into the ground.

“Try giving it a tip at the front.” a fan said.

Trixie became a little nervous then confidently smirked. “Of course! Trixie was just giving the plane a proper test run.”

She folded the front of the plane into a pointy tip with magic and laughed as she threw it again. It flew past the audience.

“Wow you finally di---Ow! My eye!”

The audience laughed at the sound of the boss's pain joined by Trixie's laugh and their appalls. Celestia knows what kind of auto aim feature was installed in order to hit him but it did.

“Trixie said she would get you back for making a foal of her. Ha!” The mare grins as she walks off the set with a much more positive expression then last time.

“Owwww! I think its bleeding!”

Ha! I’m sure everypony learned a Great and Powerful lesson! So tune in next time for a new Trixie's Tips!” The announcer finished.

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Idea for making a Paper Airplane by Prane