Sombra’s Babysitting Sevice (Wait What?)

by Badguy400


Chapter Seven: An Uneasy Afternoon

King Sombra and the others are thinking on what to do next for their day. Unfortunately; neither of them could think of anything. And it almost seems like that they were gonna die from boredom; (even though it’s never actually happened before). But suddenly; Pinkie has an idea.

“Ooh ooh”, she starts to speak with one of her forehooves raised. Sombra turned and asked; “yes pinkie. You have an idea?” Pinkie nodded, and then says; “I wanna pway bwocks wit my fwiends.” Afterwards she did a cute smile and starts sucking on one of her forehooves. Sombra then said; “okay”, but pauses; “uh.. how come you’re acting and speaking like a baby though?” Pinkie Pie giggled, and then said; “because I want to. That’s all.” Sombra then said; “okay then”, and goes to look for some blocks with Flurry Heart.

After a few minutes, King Sombra and Flurry Heart came back with the blocks. “Well; for somepony who’s a baby princess, she sure does have a lot of these huh?” Flurry Heart giggles and babbles incoherently. “Hehe, you said it.” Sombra says as he then sets the blocks down on the ground with Flurry Heart. “So...” began King Sombra; “what’re we gonna do with these?” Pinkie Pie walked up to him, and says; “block tower, yay!” Sombra dawwed at that comment, and says; “okay then; let’s do this.”

After the infants and Sombra have successfully built their block towers, King Sombra started to say; “well...I think that sums up our tower building skills quite nicely eh? We’ve all did a good job now huh?” All of the infants nodded, and started to admire their work. “So”, began Sombra; “what’re we gonna do now?” All of the infants thought for a minute, before Pinkie Pie started to whine, and says while clutching her belly; “my tummy hurts.” Sombra’s eyes started to widen a little, then says; “uh oh... that can’t be good.” After a few seconds; Flurry and Sombra looked at each other, and then Sombra starts saying; “well; since they’re not in diapers; do you mind if we let your aunt and her pals use them?” Flurry Heart nodded and gestured for him to follow. “Alright”, King Sombra said; “lead the way.” After they got back, they’ve began to diaper up the infants one by one until they’re all in diapers. Once all of the mane six are diapered, Sombra and Flurry Heart backed off to see what would happen next. With that; they got their answers. “Eww”, began Flurry Heart; “dewre making poopies hahaha.” Sombra snickered a bit, then says; “you’re right; they are.” as the infants are currently grunting whilst their diapers are growing. “Well; thank goodness we diapered them huh?” said King Sombra while looking at Flurry Heart. “If we haven’t diapered them, then maybe there would’ve been a big old mess there huh?” Flurry Heart giggled, and nodded; “yeah; big stinkies eweywhewre, hahaha.”

After all of the infants have sighed with relief, and with all of their diapers being filled; King Sombra and Flurry Heart thought about what to do with them next. With that; their answer came quickly than expected, and all of the infants started crying. “Uh oh”, began King Sombra; “that can’t be good.” Flurry Heart covered her ears, but began crying as well as she can’t bear to hear anypony other than herself crying. King Sombra turned to Flurry Heart, and asked; “why’re you crying?” Flurry Heart paused, then says; “me no wike it when baby cwy wike me.” And then she continues crying. After what seemed like five minutes; King Sombra picked up Flurry Heart, carried her on his shoulder, and then asks; “you gonna be okay?” With that; Flurry Heart stopped crying, wipes away her tears and wipes her nose, and then nods whilst saying; “yeah; I bettewr now. Danks baba.” Sombra smiles, then says; “no problem pal.” He then looks towards the mane six; who’re still crying, and asks; “wanna help me calm them down?” Flurry Heart nodded, and snuggled up to him with a smile. “Aww”, Sombra commented; “you’re sweet.” Flurry Heart smiled back, and cuddles closer to him. “Alright then”, he began; “let’s see what we can do...”

After the infants have been calmed down; King Sombra then starts to pick them up with his shadow arms, and then starts asking; “everypony alright?” They all nodded, but then Twilight said; “me all stinky now.” Sombra then said; “that’s true; need a change?” All of the infants nodded, and then Rainbow asks; “please can you change us? It’s starting to stink in here. And we don’t like that.” Sombra sighed, nodded, and says; “let’s get y’all changed.” But before he can begin; he turned towards Flurry Heart, and asks; “need a change too?” Flurry Heart shook her head, and babbled; “me no made stinky baba. Me gwood.” Sombra says; “indeed you are”, and looked towards the others. “Alright; who’s ready to get changed?” All of the mane six raised their forehooves, and proceeded to hold on to Sombra while they’re being led to the changing table.

After what felt like five minutes; (even though it’s been only ten); the mane six are all cleaned and diapered up. Meanwhile; King Sombra is basically breathing hard at this point, and blurts out; “I’m never having kids for as long as I live.” And soon collapsed shortly there after.

After five minutes, (the actual five minutes instead of ten minutes), has passed; all of the infants, (including Flurry Heart), surround King Sombra, and fell asleep around him; (despite them not feeling tired at all). “Hey?” King Sombra says while still having his eyes closed; “what’re y’all doing?” Flurry Heart giggles, then says; “we make you baba, haha.” Twilight nodded, then says; “yeah; we just wanted to keep you comfy; is that okay?” Sombra sighs, chuckles a little, then says; “fine; but just this once because I needed to recover.” All of the infants, (except Flurry Heart), laughed sheepishly; then Twilight says; “we’re sorry”, and yawns before falling asleep. After that; the rest of the infants, (even Flurry this time), fell asleep, and began to snore softly and cutely.

Soon; all of the infants around King Sombra are asleep, and so is King Sombra himself. The royal parents then came upon the scene, and just simply dawwed at it. “Aww; that’s sweet.” Cadence says as she puts a hoof to her chest due to the sheer adorableness and sweetness of the situation. Shining Armor then replied with; “yeah... let’s let them sleep.” With that; the two parents covered all of the sleeping ponies with a blanket, and left them be for the night.

What’s gonna happen next? Only one way to find out...