The New Year’s Eve party was in full swing at Sugarcube Corner. Party decorations, drinks, food, and most importantly; a cake; are in abundance and available. All of the participants in the party are busy either chatting, or basically just flat out dancing; albeit a little poorly for starters. However; what some of them don’t know is that this party is gonna get a little more “fun” than anticipated.
“*hic* wowie. I haven’t been this woozy ever since the *hic* sisterhooves social contest. *hic*” said Applebloom in a tipsy sort of way. “You *hic* said it sister. I don’t think I *hic* ever could’ve kept up with what you did during that *hic* event *hic*.” said Scootaloo toddling behind her. “I *hic* don’t *hic* feel so well... *hic*. I think I’m gonna go *hic* lay down before *starts to gag internally* I blow chunks all over the *hic* place *hic*.” Sweetie Belle said in a slight drunken panic. Scootaloo snickers cheekily, and asks; “like w-what with your butt or your ass?” Sweetie Belle got a bit angry and said; “now you shut up before I *gag internally* decide to pour all of my gut beer all over you. Got it *hic* punk?” Applebloom got in between the two bickering drunken fillies and said; “hey now. No need to fight. Why don’t we all get along eh?” before unfortunately hitting the deck and passing out. With that in mind; both said their drunken and slurred apologies before hitting the deck as well and passing out with Applebloom.
Just then; an unexpected guest made his appearance, and says; “greetings everypony! Did’ya miss me?” Everypony looked on in shock as they then saw who it was that has “supposedly” returned. Why; it’s none other than King Sombra. Twilight was the first to say something: “h-ho-how’d you come back? W-we banished you.” Sombra dusts off his shadow hands before replying; “well... somepony here has summoned me. And I believe that someone here is the one responsible for my return. So; where is she?” All of the guests looked concerned with each other; before Sweetie Belle raised her forehoof, and then says; “here... your high *hic* ness... *hic*”. Sombra then sighs; then asks; “had too much with your pals?” All three of the CMC nodded, and then hiccuped before collapsing back on the floor with their tongues sticking out. With that; Sombra says; “be right back”, and goes to get some things. When Sombra came back, he had some “interesting” things with him, and has placed them on the ground. “What’re those?” one of the party goers asked? Sombra then explains; “it’s just something that helps them control their habits.” Fluttershy; who’s also in the party, then asked; “why?” Sombra then says; “they’ve been secretly doing this, and I’m trying to get them to break the habit before they break their minds.” Twilight then said; “oooh. So that’s why we barely had any alcoholic cider for our older guests.” Sombra then nodded; “exactly”, and used his magic to levitate the CMC above him. “Now, if you don’t mind; me and the CMC are gonna have a little chat. Be sure to continue partying, and don’t worry about me. It won’t even seem like I’m here; much.” With that; Sombra then carries the CMC, and his supplies with him to the Cake Twins’ room, and closed the door before locking it. Afterwards; the party is back on, and the new shipment of alcohol to replace the ones that have been drunken already, has arrived.
Meanwhile, in the Cake Twins’ room...
“You’ve got to be kidding me you three”, Sombra said as he was rubbing his head with his shadow hand, and walking back and forth in front of them; “I cannot believe you little fillies would do this. Out of all the days that you three decided to get drunk; it had to be during this holiday. Why you three? Why?” Before neither one of the CMC could answer that question; Sweetie Belle threw up, and begins crying because of it. Sombra sighs while shaking his head again, and says; “you know what? Forget it. I hope you three are happy with what y’all did.” Scootaloo snickers cheekily, and says; “yeah.. we are, *hic*.” Unfortunately; Scootaloos’ stomach started growling, she clutched her belly saying; “uh oh”, and starts vomiting all over the floor; (though not literally all over, but still). Sombra sighs, then asks; “y’all done yet?” All three nodded and raised their hooves. “Alright then”, he began as he levitated the three fillies in his magic; “here we go.”
After about three minutes, the CMC are cleaned up, and diapered. Why is basically simple:
“If the CMC were to ever get drunk; (again or otherwise), King Sombra would be there, and basically treat them as babies for until their drunken state has worn off. Which apparently means diapering them, giving them baby bottles of milk, and so on. He didn’t like the recovery process that he has to do for them. But hey; if it works, it works. And there’s no need to fix it if it hasn’t been broken. The end.”
So; with the CMC all diapered up, the barf all cleaned up, and with King Sombra breathing a sigh of relief; knowing that nothing bad has happened yet, he can now relax and see if the CMC will get better in the morning. If not; then he can wait.
“Mm. I’m hungry.” Sweetie Belle said with a slight drunken whine. Scootaloo then said; “yeah, me too. What are we gonna eat?” Applebloom meanwhile, just said nothing, and decided to reach up to King Sombra so she can be fed. With that; King Sombra opened up his bag of supplies, and starts handing out their empty baby bottles. King Sombra then said; “hold on now; let me make the formula, okay?” Scootaloo looked puzzled, then asks; “formula? Why?” Sombra then says; “so that way you three will get back to normal faster.” All three agreed and nodded their heads. But then Sweetie Belle looks confused, and starts asking; “but doesn’t water also help?” Sombra sighs, then replies while mixing up Appleblooms’ formula in her bottle; “I guess... . But the last time I gave y’all some water; you three basically either threw it all up, or just peed it out.” Scootaloo then proceeds to snicker, and laugh a little as her diaper begins to get yellow. “Like that?” she asks in a slight drunken laugh. Sombra sighs, then says; “yes Scootaloo, like that”, and sits down on the ground to rub his head again while Scootaloo is just busy basically peeing her pants. Normally; she doesn’t do that, but ever since she got drunk for the first time with her friends; it’s been starting to happen more and more each time she and her pals were to get drunk. And it doesn’t seem like that it’ll wear off anytime soon either.
After King Sombra mixed up the formula for the CMCs’ bottles; all three of them started to drink from them; while Sombra is carrying Scootaloo to the changing table so she can be changed. “So”, asks King Sombra; “who’s idea was it to get drunk first? I’m kinda curious.” Scootaloo looks at Sombra, stops drinking her bottle for now, and says; “I think it was me; hehe. Sorry.” Afterwards, she began to blush; but soon stopped and asked; “wait... aren’t you mad at us?” Sombra sighs with a smile, then says; “oh yeah; big time.” Scootaloo then started blushing a little harder, then Sombra says; “but I wouldn’t worry too much about it. It’s just what happens for when you get drunk; right?” Scootaloo giggled, then says; “right, haha.” Sombra then sighs again with a smile, and says while finishing up her diaper change; “let’s just hope that you and your friends get better tomorrow; alright?” Scootaloo then says; “we will.. trust me.” Sombra then says; “I hope so”, and picks up Scootaloo. “Now then; let’s get y’all fed.” With that, Scootaloo nodded, and King Sombra walked her back to her friends; who are still drinking from their bottles, to continue their feeding time.
After all three were done being fed, they hiccuped again, and gave back their now empty bottles to King Sombra. “Y’all enjoyed it?” Sombra asked as he puts the empty bottles away in his bag of supplies. “Eeyup *hic*. Way more better than last time, haha *hic*.” Scootaloo says drunkenly and whilst swaying. King Sombra nodded, then says; “alright. So; what do y’all wanna do next?” Before neither of the CMC could answer, all three of their bellies started growling simultaneously, and then they started clutching them. “Aw geez”, Sombra said in slight annoyance. “Here we go now...”. After he said that, he grabs all three of the CMC, places them on his shoulders, and then starts patting their backs. With that in mind, they burped; yet spitted up some of their formula as well; (as alcohol and formula sometimes don’t mix). Sombra sighs again; not only because they did just that, but also because he knew that it would happen again; yet he’s gotten used to it already; (albeit to his disgust every time it happened).
After the CMC were burped, they giggled as they then decided to go play with each other with the Cake Twins’ toys. Meanwhile; Sombra is cleaning up himself a little, and the floor since some of their spit up wounded up dribbling onto the floor when they burped. “Aw geez”, he thinks to himself; “I really sure hope this’ll end fast... cuz I really don’t want to be here; yet. I mean, I’m a villain after all; I’ve got other plans to do than to just babysit a few drunken underage fillies, right? What did I ever do to deserve this?” As soon as he was done cleaning; Sombra got up, and says; “okay; can y’all stay here while I take a shower; please?” All three of the CMC nodded, and continued playing. “Alright then”, he says; “be right back.” With that; Sombra walked out of the room, and into the nearest bathroom to go shower in. With him gone; Scootaloo looked at her two friends, and asked; “hey; wanna get out of here?” The two nodded, and all three crusaders went to go see if the coast was clear. After that; they left, and went to go see if the new shipment has arrived; since obviously they’re not done getting drunken yet. And this is just the beginning...
Once Sombra has taken a shower, he then starts to go back to the Cake Twins’ bedroom, and see if the CMC haven’t caused any trouble yet. But; as soon as he was about to open the bedroom door...
“Umm, King Sombra is it?” said Pinkie Pie a little hesitantly. “Yeah? What’s the matter?” Sombra replied back. “You need to come see this”, said Pinkie as she then led Sombra down the stairs to see what the problem was. When they both got down, Sombra really couldn’t believe what he was seeing:
“The CMC all drunk and dancing all woozy like. Worst of all is that there’s empty bottles of liquor all over the floor that’s surrounding the three fillies too.” Sombra blinked for a bit in surprise: “he expected something like this to happen for a long time, but never by this magnitude.”
“Oh dear”, King Sombra said as he then saw the three fillies’ diapers start to brown and yellow. “Wanna...?” Pinkie Pie began before being cut off by Sombra finishing for her by saying; “yeah; let’s get them out of here before they cause an even bigger mess.” Unfortunately; right before they could bring them up to the room; the CMC have barfed all over the floor; causing most of the party goers to leave the premises. Now it’s just the Mane Six, King Sombra, the Cake parents, and Derpy, Vinyl, and Dr. Whooves. “Oh dear”, he said as he then saw the three fillies drop dead to the floor; (metaphorically of course), and then turns to ask Sombra; “need any help?” Sombra replied with; “I can use a little bit of help, yeah.” With that; the mane six and the rest of the party goers go and went to help out King Sombra with bringing the three fillies back up again to get cleaned up and changed; while the Cake parents were left with cleaning up the mess. “Oh dear”, says Mrs. Cake as she then starts to help her husband clean up the mess.
Meanwhile; in the Cake Twins’ bedroom again...
“Unbelievable! Just, unbelievable! For once, and I mean just for once can’t you three not get drunk anymore?! Y'all are already bad enough as it is in the state that you’re in. But now that y’all have gotten worse, you’ve made most of the partygoers leave, and now there’s no party anymore. What do you three have to say for yourselves hmm? Tell me!” King Sombra could’ve handled things just fine and all, but this was pretty much his breaking point by now. The mane six; whom are just helping King Sombra, are also unhappy, and highly disappointed in them. Because not only did they disrupt the party; they’ve also probably caused so much of a scene by now that they’ve apparently have been now labeled as social outcasts by the other ponies; even possibly by their own friends too. It’s not starting to be like that, but it’s getting there.
So; after King Sombra had finished his rant; Applejack went up to speak, and began to ask; “well now? What do you three have to say for yourselves?” The CMC looked on in absolute disappointment with each other, and began to cry. Well; at first they were technically still drunk. But considering that the three fillies soon eventually realized that they have gotten in trouble; that basically sobered them up pretty quickly, and then some.
After the CMC finished crying; Applebloom began to stand up, and starts saying; “w-we’re sorry sis. W-We’ve just wanted to celebrate with y’all. That’s all; right?” Applejack sighed; due to sheer and utter disappointment in her little sibling, and then replies; “yeah... I guess so... . But it’s still wrong regardless, okay? Y’all should know better by now!” The Cutie Mark Crusaders were basically just depressed at this point, and disappointed in themselves; knowing that they’ve caused so much of a scene that night, that basically they’re just wanting the rest of it, (or their lives), to end at this point.
Soon; after what seemed like five minutes; the Cutie Mark Crusaders all got up, and Sweetie Belle started to ask; “c-can we go to bed now; p-please? We’re really sorry for what we did, and we’ve just wanted to forget this whole day now, okay?” After some thinking, King Sombra goes up to the three Crusaders, and says; “I guess so... . But next time; don’t you three ever do something like that ever again, got it? Because I’m not always gonna be there for when y’all screw up like this, okay? Y’all need to learn to control yourselves next time around alcohol; understand?” All the fillies nodded, and began to raise their hooves. “Alright then”, King Sombra began; “let’s get y’all to bed.”
After the three fillies are placed into one of the Cake Twins’ beds, King Sombra looks down at the three as Pinkie Pie starts covering them with a blanket, and then begins to ask them; “you feeling okay now? No more drunkenness?” Scootaloo hiccuped a bit, then says; “a little bit. But we’re fine King Sombra; don’t worry about it; we’re fine; we promise; right?” Sweetie Belle nodded, and then starts to yawn. “We’ll be okay for now. But we’ll definitely let you know if we need anything; kay?” Sombra sighs, smiles, then says; “okay then; that’s fair.” But; as soon as Pinkie and Sombra were just about to leave; Applebloom stood up, and starts asking; “w-wait. C-can’t we get plushies to sleep with?” Scootaloo got up, then said; “no we don’t! Just her only.” Applebloom began to whine and look sad. With that; Sombra gave Applebloom a plushie to hug and snuggle, gave her a small kiss on the forehead; (albeit to his slight disgust since he can still smell alcohol from her breath), and leaves with Pinkie Pie and the others. Afterwards; all three Crusaders fell asleep, and Pinkie Pie, King Sombra, and the rest of the mane six went downstairs to continue the party; (or what’s left of it).
As soon as it was morning, all of the ponies got up and started stretching. “Dang... how long was I out?” asked Rainbow Dash while she was rubbing her head. King Sombra snickered a little, then replies with; “I don’t know... but what I do know is that you’ve had a wicked wipeout when you’ve decided to dive bomb the floor like that.” Afterwards, he began laughing, and Rainbow Dash started blushing and covering her face with her wings and whining a little from embarrassment.
Five minutes later; the CMC all walked down the stairs while rubbing one of their eyes and yawning. “*yawn* good morning everyone...” said Sweetie Belle as she’s walking down the stairs with her friends. After the three got down the stairs, Applebloom began to ask with a slight chuckle; “what happened here? It’s almost like a confetti bomb blew up in here.. hehe.” Sombra chuckles too, then says; “it’s nothing really; we’ve just had too much to drink; like you guys, hehe.” All Crusaders began laughing, and Scootaloo starts asking; “Alrighty then... looks like we didn’t cause too much of a scene now did we? Hehehe.” All of the grownups that were there just blushed. And then King Sombra starts asking; “so... learned your lesson girls?” All three fillies blushed, nodded, then Applebloom says; “yeah.. we did.. hehe.” Sombra then asks; “so... anypony hungry?” Everypony nodded, then Sombra says; “alright; let’s eat.” With that; everyone got up, and went to go to the kitchen to make each other something to eat before eating together on the kitchen table. Afterwards; everypony went their separate ways, and had a very good rest of their day. The end.