Derpy was at her home making muffins for her husband dr. Hooves and her daughter dinky doo; little did derpy know she was in for a big surprise. Later that day she went to deliver the mail when she saw cloud kicker, carrot top, toothpaste and tons of other ponies gathering around a small cart with a stage. Derpy though it was Trixie, but this time it was a tan, browned haired pony with green eyes, wings and she had a guitar as a cutie mark and she said she can make all your wishes come true if we pay the price. All ponies were amazed, but a dark hooded pony in the shadows on stage on stage looked around and said: watch me turn this pony into a plant. She takes a looks around and spots carrot top, and yells: you stage now! Carrot top slowly walks up to the stage. As the browned hared pony sings a melody. The same pony walks out the shadow but this one is a unicorn wherein a hood. Her horn light up, and wind blew and carrot top flew up into the air while being covered with light and sparkles. All of sudden there is a tree with orange leaves on the stage. The crowd went wild, but derpy didn’t seem too impressed so she yelled at melody and the masked magician: can you make me into the queen of muffins? Because I really like muffins.
The hooded pony looks puzzled but she sighed. She turned around to look at carrot top the tree. Winds start the blow, the tree is covered with light and sparkles and the tree turns back into carrot top. Ponies clap but spike yells out I want to see real magic like twilight does. Make derpy the muffin princess to prove you’re even close to twilight’s magic power! Melody tells derpy to fly on the stage, and that’s what derpy does. Melody looks at derpy eye problem and asked her “what is wrong with your eyes? Derpy blushes and says it’s how I was born. The masked looks at one more pony for a test subject and sees tooth paste and tells her to get on stage so she does. The masked unicorn tells toothpaste think of your favorite thing to do. The trees shake, winds blows and then derpy disappears into thin air. Dinky doo gets scared. Meanwhile in toothpastes mind she is thinking of brushing her teeth. Now back to the real world derpy is now gone. Dinky doo screams and jumps on stage and grabs the masked pony and yanks of the hood. The pony was a unicorn with white skin with pink and blue hair and hides into the shadows scared. Dinky doo yells at the unicorn: give me back my mommy! The unicorn horn lit up and wind started to blow and a pony started to reforms but this time it wasn’t derpy it was a pink pony and a green propeller hat with swirly purple eyes. Dinky doo walks up to the pink pony and asked: who are you? The pink pony answer with a chaotic voice: I’m screwball. Diamond tiara yells at the pony your talent is being a screw up? Priceless! She laughed with evilness.